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  1. 804
    Arnell said:

      Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

  2. 805
    dunket 210 said:

      yo mama is so dark that when she went to night school they counted her abset

  3. 806
    dunket 210 said:

      yo mama is so short she can play wall ball on the crave

  4. 807
    tj said:

      Yo mama neck so nasty roaches have a parade on it

  5. 808
    WolfHeart said:

      Yo Mamma so ugly she took one look at Darth Vader and he said who are you a female clone of me without my mask!

  6. 809
    WolfHeart said:

      Yo mamma so ugly Death declined her!

  7. 810
    WolfHeart said:

      Yo Mamma like a brick she gets layed by Mexicans all day!

  8. 811
    brayan a said:

      yo momma like a brick, shes flat and gets laid by mexicans

  9. 812
    josh b said:

      yo momma so fat when she goes bungee jumping she jumps stright to hell bringing the bridge with her

  10. 813
    jeremy b said:

      when yo momma and daddy have sex yo dad sticks his dick in her pussy and their son says look at that broom

  11. 814
    brayan a josh b jeremy b said:

      yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singing we are family even tho you fatter then me

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