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  1. 826
    Anonymous said:

      everyone that wrote here licked my balls

  2. 827
    XxxRougexxX said:

      Yo mama was so stupid that when she fell of a boat the captain said,”Land Ahoy!!!”

  3. 828
    Jeffmiester said:

      yo daddy was so stupid that when it said that adults swim was at 9 he got out and went to the kiddie pool!!!

  4. 829
    XxxRougexxX said:

      Yo mama was so fat it takes five jumbo jets to move her from here to where you are sitting right now.

  5. 830
    XxxRougexxX said:

      yo mama was so stupid that when drug dealers asked her for crack she bent over and said,”here.”

  6. 831
    XxxRougexxX said:

      yo mama so stinky her farts were used as an atomic bomb

  7. 832
    y4 M0MM4 said:

      Y4 M0MM4 S0 P00r W3N i S4W H3r KiCKiN 4h C4N D0Wn 4h StR33t i 4SK3d H3r WHU Sh3 WUz D0iN && SH3 SEd |*M0ViNq*|

  8. 833
    y4 M0MM4 said:

      y4 M0Mz S0 P00r tH3 H0USiNq AUtH0RiTy R3pp0S3d H3r C4RdB04rd B0x…[l0l]

  9. 834
    y4 M0MM4 said:

      y4 M0tH4 S0 N4sty W3N i W3Nt 0V4 Ur H0US3 && 4Sk3d H3r WHUt W3 W3R3 H4ViNq 4 DiNN3r SH3 JUMP3d 0N tH4 T4Bl3 SPR34d H3r l3qZ && S3d CR4Bz

  10. 835
    yo mummas so stupid!!! said:

      yo mummas so stupid, she was late for work and said the clock was set for 8 0clock but there was nine of her family in her house!

  11. 836
    Jovisheashia said said:

      yo daddy so poor his son ask for a happy meal he say no that’s too much it’s a dollar

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