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  1. 837
    crazy said said:

      yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror

  2. 838
    yo daddy is so fat said:

      yo daddy is so fat that when he went to the bathroom the hosiptal came cause of gas leakage.

  3. 839
    yo daddy is so fat said:

      yo daddy is so fat when he went to a baseball game the players couldn’t hit a home run over him.

  4. 840
    yo mamma so poor said:

      yo mamma so poor when someone rings the doorbell she has to say ding dong

  5. 841
    DQB said:

      yo daddy so huge he takes his baths, in the Atlantic Ocean

  6. 842
    DQB said:

      yo momma’s house is so small when she stuck the key in the hole she stabbed 3 people.

  7. 843
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watch the couch

  8. 844
    ???????? said:

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  9. 845
    your momma said:

      your momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and when I stopped to ask her what she was doing she said moving

  10. 846
    your momma said:

      your mommas so fat that when she gets in an elevator it HAS to go down

  11. 847
    yo momma so ugly said:

      your momma is so ugly when it was feeding time you fead her with a slingshot.

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