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1300 Responses to “Yo Daddy Jokes”

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  1. 78
    monkeygirl said:

      yo momma so fat the doctor counted her freckles and said… “DANG”!! yOU GOT THE POPULATION OF CALIFORNIA

  2. 79
    monkeygirl said:

      Yo momma is so fat she got 1997 tatooed across her forehead and the police pulled her over for exoired tags!!

  3. 80
    Amanda said:

      i think that Alex is right and they are stupid even the one that said ” your daddy …….. and then SHE ….. if your dad is a SHE let me know so i can call riplies

  4. 81
    Amanda said:

      Stupider is not a word…………FYI

  5. 82
    brandon said:

      Yo mama so ugly she went to the beach and lied in the sand and a cat started to barrie her

  6. 83
    brandon said:

      yo mama so fat and stupid that when she went to court the judge said” Order in the court” and she said
      “I’ll take a double big mac, a large frie, and a diet coke, i am trying to watch my weight

  7. 84
    chazz contreras said:

      your mama is so slutty che can suck the crome of a trailor ball hitch

  8. 85
    guess who said:

      yo mama is so stupid when the song lean back cam on she stood up

  9. 86
    guess who said:

      yo mama is so fat she has more rolls thena bakery

  10. 87
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma so dumb she don’t know this is the yo pappa category

  11. 88
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is just like a hardware store 10cents a screw

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