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  1. 870
    Daewon said:

      yo mamas so stupid she tried to commit cuicide by jumping off a curb

  2. 871
    asslicker said:

      yah so stupid yah cant think of a joke

  3. 872
    smartone said:

      yo momma twice the man U R

  4. 873
    smartone said:

      yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

  5. 874
    baby momma said:

      yo momma so old her birth certificate iz in ROMAN NUMERALS

  6. 875
    baby momma said:

      yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter

  7. 876
    baby girl said:

      yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down here pants to keep her crabs fresh

  8. 877
    baby girl said:

      yo mamma so stupid that she was lost in the middle of the ocean and a boat came and said do need help ,yo mamma said no God will save me another boat came and said do you need help , yo mamma said no God will save me. An hour later she died and she went up to God and said why didn’t save me like you said and God said ” You dumb ass I sent boats

  9. 878
    sexy ladies said:

      free blow jobs any one?!!!lol

  10. 879
    PUSSY said:

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  11. 880
    yo mama said:

      yo mama iz so fat when she walk in the front door she end up in the back door

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