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  1. 892
    Anonymous said:

      your momma’s nose is so big that she made pinnochio look like a cat

  2. 893
    Anonymous said:

      what did u get your 7 dads for father day?

  3. 894
    Diamond jennings said:

      Yo mama so poor she invited me over for dinner and i picked up a plastic plate and she said ” no dont use the chinna dishes ”

  4. 895
    Justin said:

      Your mom so fat they can replace martin lawrance in big mama’s house and put your mom in part3.

  5. 896
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so ugly she went to the plastic surgeon and they said were gonna have to take your face away so you won’t scare little children.

  6. 897
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so stupid she was watching family guy and she said were can i find a talking baby and a talking dog.

  7. 898
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so old and weak when she want’s to use the bathroom she can’t push the s$%# out of her a#$ hole.

  8. 899
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so big when she went to chinatown everybody was yelling holy s$#% it’s godzilla.

  9. 900
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so poor she can’t even afford a decent education.

  10. 901
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s laugh is so annoying doctor’s had to cut her tonsole’s out so noone’s ear’s will bleed.

  11. 902
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so white when she look’s in the mirror she see’s a ghost.

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