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  1. 903
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s ear’s are so big she make dumbo jealous of her.

  2. 904
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so horny she will f@%$ anything that walk’s.

  3. 905
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so greedy their was a big turkey on the table for people to eat but she ate the whole thing and left over the bone’s.

  4. 906
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s head is so bold from cancer when the sun shine’s on her head everbody goe’s blind

  5. 907
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s belly is so big when the kid’s trampoline busted they used her belly to jump up and down.

  6. 908
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so skinny her dog mistaken’s her for a bone.

  7. 909
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so dark nobody can see her exept god.

  8. 910
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so fat when alien’s tried to abdopt her she could’nt fit in the spaceship.

  9. 911
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s tit’s are so big she can breast feed 20 baby’s at a time.

  10. 912
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s noise is so big when she sneeze’s her brain come’s out then she like what the f#$@.

  11. 913
    Justin said:

      Your mama suck’s so bad at raping she make’s soulja boy sound better.

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