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  1. 914
    Justin said:

      Your mom is so retarted she don’t even no how to pay her bill’s.then the company’s are like then how the hell did you get a house then.

  2. 915
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s under arm’s stink’s so bad when she lift her arm’s up everybody became extinct.

  3. 916
    Justin said:

      Your mom’s breath smell’s so bad she make’s s#$@ smell good.

  4. 917
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s butt is so small when she was having sex with her husband his d#$@ came all the way out her mouth.

  5. 918
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so slow a turtle can run faster then her.

  6. 919
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s feet is so big she has to get her shoe’s custom made.

  7. 920
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so boaring people said can i end my life right know.

  8. 921
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so big when she jumped up to see heaven she came back down and went straight to hell.

  9. 922
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so fat she sat on a ps3 and turned it to a psp.

  10. 923
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s so fat when she run’s people think dome’s day is happening.

  11. 924
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smile’s at the sun the sun say’s can you take my job.

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