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  1. 947
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED ON K-MART TOSSED TO WAL-MART AND LANDED ON TARGET

  2. 948
    flliggernite said:

      YO mamma is so nasty she can only be yo mama

  3. 949
    Kiyanna :] said:

      Yo mamma so bald that when people braid her hair it looks like stiches !

  4. 950
    Kiyanna :] said:

      Yo mama so hairy she grows afros on her nipples.

  5. 951
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s eye’s are so big and glowy when she open’s them people think’s the moon has been polished.

  6. 952
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so fat when she saw a dog she got mustard ketchup and a bun and chased after it.

  7. 953
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s neck is so fat dunkin donut’s hired her so she can squeez jelly into the donut’s.

  8. 954
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so short when she saw mini me they got engaged.

  9. 955
    Justin said:

      Your mama is so stupid she don’t even know her adding and subtracting.

  10. 956
    Justin said:

      Your mama’s head is so wide when her family’s table broke they used her head to eat on.

  11. 957
    Bob said:

      yo mama soooooooo ugly shes UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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