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  1. 89
    Dionesia said:

      yo mama is just like a bubble gum machine 25cents a blow!!!!

  2. 90
    Anonymous said:

      your dadda so stupid he sold his car for gas money

  3. 91
    Anonymous said:

      your dadda so gay he sucks dicks for money

  4. 92
    Anonymous said:

      ok…check this 1 out…
      yo momma so fat, that when she went to the airport with a shirt that had AA on it people said look its American Airlines biggest jet!!!

  5. 93
    chris greene& chris Fitzwater said:

      ok yo check this…
      yo momma so fat that when she went to the airport with a shirt that AA on it, people said ” look its American Airlines biggest jet”!!!

  6. 94
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo Daddy’s so ugly, when your momma gave birth to you, she looked at the doctor and said, “I should’ve just gave’m head”

  7. 95
    adw said:

      yo daddy so ghetto he put aluminum foil on his teeth and said they were platnium.

  8. 96
    Gabrella Smith said:

      Yo mama so fat when someone wanted 2 give her a handshake she had 2 give directions

  9. 97
    shanree said:

      yo daddy is sooo bold dat e looks like a corn dog with eyebrows

  10. 98
    maria said:

      yooooooooooooo.. ur momz sooo stoopid.. she didnt even noe dat she waz a mom………………..

  11. 99
    Jay Dog said:

      Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing “we are family, even thought you’re fatter than me.”

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