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  1. 1057
    Murphy said:

      Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

  2. 1058
    Markik56 said:

      Yo Momma so stupid someone rang the door bell and she went to the door and pulled down her pants

  3. 1059
    morgan said:

      yo momma is so fat when she tried to jump rope the world split in half

  4. 1060
    morgan said:

      yo mamma is so fat when she tried to jump rope the world split in half

  5. 1061
    morgan said:

      yo momma is so poor when I dopped a cigarette she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat

  6. 1062
    antonios gurl said:

      yo momma so fat i drove around her fat ass and ran out of gas

  7. 1063
    whisper said:

      yo mama so ugly she interd a ugly contest and they said.” sorry no perfesinals”.

  8. 1064
    Justin said:

      You’re mama is so stupid, she were’s her clothe’s backward’s

  9. 1065
    Anonymous said:

      yer muma so fat, the only tym she see 90210 is on the scales

  10. 1066
    kenny miller said:

      yo momma so fat i had to hold up a twinkie and grese both sides of the door just for her to get through.

  11. 1067
    kenny miller said:

      yo moma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

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