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yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas
Yo momma so fat she look like Big Daddy V
your mommas so ugly the only reason your born is because she got rapped
Yo mama is so stupid that she screamed at the mail to make a voicemail
Yo momma so fat, she got 4 toes
yo momma so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live
yo momma so ugly she made the devil go to church
yo momma so stupid she tells you yo momma jokes
YO MOMMA SO DARK THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL SHE WAS ANNOUNCED ABSENT
YO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN SHE WAS KICKING A CAN YOU ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND SHE SAID ?MOVING ?
yo mamma is so bumb she caused aeclips
yo mamma is so bumb she caused a eclips
yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo mamma so fat, when she went skydiving, people yelled METEOR!!!
yo mamma so hairy, Chewbacca was jealous
yo mamma so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
yo mamma so hairy, Bigfoot thought that she was his version of Bigfoot
yo mamma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
yo mamma so fat, when she stepped on a scale she said that’s my phone number
yo mama has SO yellow teeth a hobo thoght her teeth were gold
yo mama so stupid that she was usin a RAT as a phone and i asked her what she was doin and she said tring to check her voicemail
yo mama so ulgy that when she was lookin in da mirror her refecliton screammed and broke da mirror and her face
Yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirror and said “whos that ugly girl”
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yo mamma so black she leaves finger prints on charkhole
yo momma so fat when she lay down the bed scream noooo pleaseee im begging uu
if ui move out move in to tyshawn pant hipo hipo hari
your mamma so fat i ran around her and got lost in the city!
yo momma so black she drinks motter oil\
yo momma so black the ra
n away from her
Yo momma came out of her hole and saw her shadow, more winter ahead.
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