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Yo momma came out of her hole and saw her shadow, more winter ahead.
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YO MAMA SO FAT AND STUPIED SHE TOLD OTHER PEOPLE YO MAMA JOKES
TweetYo momma so fat that the sun was jealous
TweetYO MAMA SO SHORT WHEN SHE SAW A DIME SHE NEDS A LADDER!
TweetYO MAMA SO SHORT WHEN SHE SAW A DIME SHE NEDS A LADDER!
TweetYo momma so dumb that god said let there be piece, she cut here pie
TweetYo momma so dumb she said hi
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TweetYo mumma so fat when she walked out the door global warming started
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steped of a scale it said we want your weight not your phone number.
Tweetyou mamma so fat when jesus said let there be light he told her to move out the way
Tweetyo mamma so skinny she fit into a cherrio
Tweetyo mamma teeth so yellow traffic slowed down when she smiled
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat on thr table i wasn’t laughing but the table i wasn’t laughing but the table was cracking us
TweetYo’ Momma is so ugly every time she goes outside she gets arrested for indecent exposure!
Tweetyour mama is fat when she sat down the ipod it made an ipad
TweetYo momma’s teeth so yellow i can’t believe it’s not butter!
Tweetyo mamma so skinny she hulahoops with a fruitloop!
TweetYo mamma so black she puts fingerprints on coal!
TweetYo mamma so fat when she wore her raincoat people said “Taxi!”
TweetYo mamma so fat when she wore a red shirt kids yell “Koolaid! Koolaid!”
TweetThese jokes are so dry that Yo Mama put y’all away .
Tweetyo mama so fat that dora cant even explore her
Tweetyo mama so fat that dora cant even explore her
Tweetyo mama soo fat when she stood on the scale it said to be continu
TweetYo mama so fat the emperor said damn
TweetYo mama so smelly that she makes rigghtuard (deodorant) turn left.Yo mama so stupid she tried to put m’n'ms in abc order.Yo mama so stupid she sent her goldfish to obedience school.Yo mama so poor that she can’t afford to pay attention.Yo mama so old she farts dust.Yo mama so old that when I told her to act her age, she died!
TweetI cannot tell you how many times I have been there! You are such a great Mom and deeitinfly have the go with the flow’ attitude down pat! I love being a Mom!
TweetRenee Tadych – We are looking forrawd to your return visit to Minnesota next week. The snow will all be melted so you won’t need to pack your boots!!! Also, we would recommend that you DON’T drive here since it’s been some time behind the wheel. You may cause road rage and recently there was an incident a few weeks ago on 169 and it wasn’t pretty!!! Have a safe flight and see you soon.
TweetDamn, I wish I could think of smoething smart like that!
Tweetyo mama so dumb she watched 60 minutes for two hours
TweetI love this post. I am a niwebe , like a real niwebe. I loved taking pictures and my hubby bought me my first DSLR for my birthday last year. I have a friend who is in the wedding/formal event business and she keeps promising she will let me second shoot. I’m still waiting. Sigh. I came across your site while doing research on formal photography. A friend of ours asked me to shoot her daughters pre prom event. I’m so excited and nervous. I just want to do a good job as she told me that she doesn’t just want pictures but good pictures.
TweetYo momma’s so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
TweetTo momma’s so stupid, when she saw her friends TV break she said, ” should’ve gone to specsavers!
TweetYo momma’s so fat, she uses hula hoops to keep her socks up.
TweetYo momma’s so fat, when people do 10k runs they runs two laps of your mom.
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she got locked in the matress store and slept on the ground
Tweetyour mummas so dumd that she tried to put m and ms in alphabetical order
Tweetyour mummas so fat that jesues couldnt even lift her soul
TweetEllo, me names Klonkers, may i please stay with you nice people
TweetNo one diss kolnkers hes the best sure u can stay with us mate
Tweetsorry i hav changed my name im now querty123
Tweeti also luv cheeeeeese!
Tweethaha yer klonkers is the best
Tweetn yer dont diss cheese either I love cheese 2
TweetThe Tyra Banks ShowThe OCthe constant talk of CSIEric, laugh tkcras now are almost worse than the 80′s sitcome laugh tkcras catch and episode of the Brady Bunch if you go one episode without hearing that hu hu ha ha type odd laugh ( a man does it ) Ill shave my legs and put on a dress Shows you should ALL be watching.Dog the Bounty HunterLOSTExtreme Home Makeover.
TweetBrittany and Johnse – Tiffany I love your work!!!I was wondering if you could share with me how you get your peuicrts to come up so big on your blog?I have been trying to get mine big forever with no luck!! Please help Thanks
TweetWe had this happen last year, two of our hens were brodoy over one nest of 12 eggs. They stopped laying after they were both brodoy. We had 7 hatch and they both took care of the chicks until big daddy Rooster came a calling!
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she got on the but she said wheres my subway
Tweetyou mamma so fat when she runs car alarms go off
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