yall add me upset_mind09@hotmail.com ok thats only if you wants some kill her yo momma jokes ohh yeah and yo momma so stupid she was thinkin the the dark and i came in a turned on a light and she thought she had a bright idea
DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMY OR ELSE!!!!!! CUZ SHES THE ONE THAT FEEDS ME!!! cuz when u make fun of my momy( keith) yo makin fun of me
SO bring little child
alexis don’ t be jelly cuz yo mom is not as good as my mom keith.
yo mama is so hairy she uses her uni brow as rope
pppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
on yo alexis
ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her
ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!
ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages
yo momma so poor i saw her in the ally kicking a can and asked her what the hell she was doing she turned around and said MOVING! DAM IT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT!!!!!!
Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths We SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24 HUNT IN PACKS AND EAT ALGE OFF OUR FUR
P.S GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN SLOTHS AND CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP THAT SAYS SNL SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo mommas so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
your mom is so fat her belt size is equator
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo moma is so fat binladen is hiden in her ass
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV to watch the couch
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she dont need the internet because shes already world wide.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so skinny when she grows a fro she looks like a used q tip.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kick jesus.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma teeth are so gappy it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma butt is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say holy miracle
Posted: February 27th, 2007
those are the worst yo momma jokes i have ever heard
i refuse to contribute to this site
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo Momma is So Fat She dosen’t take pictures she takes posters!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma is like a bus people get off and on her!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma so fat she stood on the skale and dialed Dr.Phills phone number
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma is so skinny she can grade cheese on her ribs
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma is like a brick, she gets laid by beaners
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo Mommas so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo mamma has so big of a hump on her back that your daddy dumped her because she couldn’t stay straight up with him
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the TV and said look i have paper view
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo mommas so fat she tried to walk in mcdonalds tripped over wendys and landed on burger king
Posted: March 1st, 2007
i agree with SOME DUDEon the momma jokes
Posted: March 1st, 2007
those are some beast jokes
-kailyn and julia
julia has a tapeworm!!!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
AND ITS REALLY BIG
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yo mommas so fat, she puts her blanket over the ocean to make her water bed!
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
ur momma is so short she has 2 stand on a chair to reach puberty
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she had to use the highway as a slip in slide.
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links.
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she’s on 2 diets cause 1 ain’t feedin’ her enough.
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
this is the sequel
to julia and her tape worm…..
it got bigger
…………………
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mama is so stupid that someone told it was chili outside and she got a spoon
from mr bradley
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo mama is so old shes older than ur grandma
–from mr bradley
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
Yo mommas pussy is so lose, you can pull her pussy flaps over her head and eat her like a dim sim.
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAMN TAPEWORM. I CHALLENGE JULIA
TO A YO MOMMA FIGHT SUNDAY, MARCH 4TH.
Posted: March 4th, 2007
Your mom is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo moma is like cement it takes her 2 days to get hard
Posted: March 6th, 2007
Yo momma ia so fat her picture is heavy
Posted: March 6th, 2007
Yo momma is so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3rd bucket on the left
Posted: March 6th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat we had to have a welcome back party
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo momma is so fat I rolled over 3x’s and was still on the bitch
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo moms like a big mac shes full of fat and only werth 1 dollar
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo moma so fat when she put on a red dress and walks down the street people yell HEY COOL AID
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma so fat it takes 3 train 4 bus rides 3 taxies and you gotta walk 50 miles to get around her
Posted: March 9th, 2007
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yall add me upset_mind09@hotmail.com ok thats only if you wants some kill her yo momma jokes ohh yeah and yo momma so stupid she was thinkin the the dark and i came in a turned on a light and she thought she had a bright idea
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid i said hey and she said ho.
Posted: March 9th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to act smart and she died.
Posted: March 9th, 2007
gay
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Posted: March 11th, 2007
o mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Posted: March 11th, 2007
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Posted: March 13th, 2007
yo momma is like the rides at wal-mart 25cents a ride
Posted: March 14th, 2007
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Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma is soo stupid she locked her self in a key factory
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex
Posted: March 14th, 2007
:> :> :> :> :>
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma is soo stupid when she herd the weather was going to be chilly she ran out side with a bowl
Posted: March 14th, 2007
:> :> U all SUCK! :> :>
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma is soo lazy when she had to do her chores she said “chores never hurt anyone……but why take any chances”
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momma sucks
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Yo dog sucks :>
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Its toooooo fuzy!!! :>
Posted: March 14th, 2007
:> :> :> :> :> :>
Posted: March 15th, 2007
hey alexis, kiss my ass
Posted: March 15th, 2007
call this number for the best yo momma jokes.5412334
Posted: March 15th, 2007
bite me!!!!!!!!!! :> Blonds rock the world!!!!!!! :>
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she was gettin in the bath and the water jumped out.
Posted: March 16th, 2007
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Posted: March 16th, 2007
alexis is a lesbian
Posted: March 16th, 2007
Alexis’s mom is so stupid in highschool her teacher told her to do an essay so she went and did a mexican. essay essay essay
Posted: March 16th, 2007
keith is gay
Posted: March 16th, 2007
keiths momma is fat we are in her right now
Posted: March 16th, 2007
keith’s mama is so fat naruto dosen’t even belive it
Posted: March 16th, 2007
keiths momma is soooooo fat we are in her right now*********
Posted: March 16th, 2007
:> :> :> :> :> :> :> poooooooooooooooooooop
Posted: March 16th, 2007
Posted: March 16th, 2007
i love twinkey!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
keith is my mommyt don’t make fun of him alexis
Posted: March 16th, 2007
poop on u!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMY OR ELSE!!!!!! CUZ SHES THE ONE THAT FEEDS ME!!! cuz when u make fun of my momy( keith) yo makin fun of me
SO bring little child
Posted: March 16th, 2007
Keiths moma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
my mommy needs to shave it’s stash
Posted: March 16th, 2007
alexis don’ t be jelly cuz yo mom is not as good as my mom keith.
yo mama is so hairy she uses her uni brow as rope
pppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
on yo alexis
Posted: March 16th, 2007
whoa mama
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, Laird Hamilton slaps her ass and rides the wave to her ankles!!!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so hairy, her nipples have got dreadlocks….
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so old, her birth certificate was the eleventh tablet from the 10 commandments!!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so small, she base jumps of the curb!!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
I meant ” OFF THE CURB “
Posted: March 19th, 2007
I my momma was dumber, fatter, uglier and hairier…… I’ld swear she was your mom’s twin!!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
I’m out!!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
Posted: March 19th, 2007
ye-ya you seem ritty good add me on msn or what ever you got i wanna battle you out upset_mind09@hotmail.com
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so old, GOD chilled with her on the 7th day!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
clinic….. i only do this to ease the tensions of the day…. Not for glory purposes…
who.in.la@hotmail.com
Posted: March 19th, 2007
yo momma’s so stupid, I asked her to check if my blinker worked and she responded: yes_no_yes_no_yes_no…..
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so stupid & broke, she joined a football team to get her quarterback!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s breath stanks so bad, her teeth duck when she speaks!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more roles than the pilsbury doughboy!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
You momma’s so fat, she’s got more tires than the michelin man!!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
Yo mom’s so ugly , she trick-or-treats over the phone!!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
Yo mom’s so fat, she can’t even masturbate!!
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so fat people can run a marathon around her
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so skinny for haloween she rapped her self in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
Posted: March 20th, 2007
ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat bill gates cant afford her lipposuction
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo mammas so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo moma so stank that it smells like she got a bag of onions in a headlock
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo mammas so fat she jumped into the air amd got stuck
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo mammas so poor for christmas she brought home a dvd of other people opening presents
Posted: March 21st, 2007
COMON BITCH
Posted: March 21st, 2007
JWORK
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo mammas so short she holds up a sign saying please dont spit i cant swim
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time “please”
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Alexis your nothing but a dumb bitch that loves to talk shit. Oh and I bet you do love twinkies your prolly fat as hell!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can I said what are you doing and she said “moving”!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so fat dat wen she sits on a bus she sits next 2 everybody!!!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo momma is so stupid dat she sold her car 4 petrol!!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
ur momma is so fat dat wen she wears a yellow coat every1 shouts TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
yo mommas so ugly when you goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on!
ur mommas so ugly that her psychiatrist makes her lye face down
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mom’s so hairy, the crabs use her pussy hairs as bungy cords!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s so ugly, her shadow makes a run for it !!!
Your mom’s so ugly, her reflection runs away!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s so stupid, she sent a complaint letter to the M&M factory about only having W’s in her bag!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s such a slut, she wears green lipstick, ’cause red means STOP!!
I’m out!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas so old, she has a kick start vibrator
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund…
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas like a t.v., a three year old can turn her own
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so hairy, she got an afro on her nipple.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so poor, she does drive-by shooting in the bus.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid, i pay her 1 cent to have sex and she give me my change back.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
whoooooooooo! I’m done. i come back later.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Ur all retarts i swear!!!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
For your info im only 79 pounds, bitch
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
HEY to yo mama
yo gayer then clay akin! bitccccccccccccccccccccccccch
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
:>>>
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
poop on yo all
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
i am the really gangster in this house
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
YOUR MOMMA!
u r a fag
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
i like to dance
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
lets not fight lets be friends
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
i love u all *opps i just pooped all over mah compooper screen*
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mom’s so fat, for your birthday they laid her on her back and used her belly as the jump-for-fun!!
Posted: March 24th, 2007
your mom’s so broke, I asked her for 50 cents, she said : 40! why you want 30, when 20’s to much. Here’s 10 cents and give 5 to your brother!!
Posted: March 24th, 2007
your mom’s so stupid, I asked her what synonym was, and she said “That spice you put on your french toast.”
(cinnamon)
Posted: March 24th, 2007
ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
yo mommy is so fat when she whant on the scale itt said go and take a walk
Posted: March 25th, 2007
Your mom’s so stupid, when I asked her for ice, she said she didn’t have the recipe!!
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ur moma is so stupid she stold a free sample
Posted: March 28th, 2007
ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages
Posted: March 30th, 2007
your mom’s so big and fat, scientologists thought earth had a tumor growing ….
Posted: March 30th, 2007
Your mom’s so ugly, GOD broke the mold and slapped himself!
Posted: April 1st, 2007
Yo momma is so dumb she went into a supermarket and expected to see Superman! OH!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo momma’s farts are so smelly people but them in nucular bombs!
Posted: April 1st, 2007
put i mean not but
Posted: April 1st, 2007
Your mom’s titties sag so much, it looks like she’s got a set of balls!!
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo ye-ya man your good i added you dog yo good but heres one thats gonna bust your buttens
yo moms so fat enorder for your parents to be able to fight your dad had to take somo wresleing classes so he had a chance
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
Good lookin’ Clinic….. hit me up whenever dawg!! Check this one out!
Your mom’s so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I can see the back of her head!!
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
Your mom’s so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked, ” Is it mine?”
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
your mom’s so retarded, she celebrated after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…That’s because the box said 4-6 years!!!
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
I’m Out!!!
Shout-out to Danielle and Clinic! Wut up peeps!
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
ye-ya for sure dog check dis one out
yo momma so fat your dad makes her sleep on the lawn because shes to big for the bed and the couch
Posted: April 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so fat everytime she jumps she makes a new grand canyon
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so tall and fat she has to use the CN tower as a dildo
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
You’re mom’s so ugly….. her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan factory!!!!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
ohh ye-ya that was nice man
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma so ugly food stores band her because everytime she looks at food she makes it go rotten
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
peace be back tomorrow
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your mom stinks so bad that when she shits her shit wears a mask.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
here’s a remixed version.
yo momma so poor i saw her in the ally kicking a can and asked her what the hell she was doing she turned around and said MOVING! DAM IT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO MCD’S AND CAME OUT WITH A BILL MORE THAN MY MANSION!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
TELL ME WHY YO HEAD BE LOOKIN LIKE A MILKDUD! LOL
P.S I MENT SHIT NOT MILKDUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so wallerd out, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway it dont make any sence.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ahhhaha theres some pritty good somes from jokster
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
I read this somewhere…
Yo mom’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention….
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Yo mom’s such a slut, I got an ear-infection when I called her over the phone!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Your mom’s so small, she gives my sperm a blowjob!!!!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..
Posted: April 6th, 2007
Yo momma’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen
Posted: April 6th, 2007
yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Posted: April 6th, 2007
Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!
Posted: April 6th, 2007
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
Posted: April 6th, 2007
I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…
Posted: April 7th, 2007
ddddddddddd
ddddddddddd
ddddddd
dog yo maoms a dog
Posted: April 7th, 2007
yo moms are so lesbo that they creatd you by calling MEEEE!!!!!
Posted: April 7th, 2007
fudgicle home dog
fudgical what?
Fudgical your momma
Posted: April 7th, 2007
p-diddy in person yo suck you need to say better shit then that god
Posted: April 8th, 2007
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pall of water jack fell down and broke his crown
but it turns out the hill was your mother
Posted: April 8th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Posted: April 8th, 2007
yo moma is so short she has to carry around a saying dont spit i cant swim
Posted: April 9th, 2007
hazza you are so funny man kep adding more
Posted: April 9th, 2007
ye-ya Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
Posted: April 9th, 2007
ye-ya I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
Posted: April 10th, 2007
yo mooma is so ugly looks like she done a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard room
Posted: April 12th, 2007
8==========D
Posted: April 12th, 2007
Alexis just got dissedP.S I could break her nose and kick her face in a fist fight
Posted: April 13th, 2007
yo momma so stupid in high school she had to write an essay so she went and had sex with a mexican and went essay essay essay
Posted: April 13th, 2007
alexis you momma is so fat when she steeped on the scale she said holyshit iafatbastard
Posted: April 13th, 2007
yo momma is so tall when she waz walkin down the street people said look a moving skyscraper!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 13th, 2007
alexis your momma is so tall she was walkin and hit astreet light with her pussie
Posted: April 13th, 2007
ur moma so german, she cant go a day without yelling STRUDEL
Posted: April 13th, 2007
Your mother is so disgusting, she is friends with Jime.
Posted: April 13th, 2007
You’re mommas so stupid, she voted for Bush.
Posted: April 13th, 2007
your momma’s so old, Moses appears in her year book
Posted: April 13th, 2007
Your mom’s toes are so crusty, her toe print is how we got the mojave desert cracks!
Posted: April 14th, 2007
Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths We SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24 HUNT IN PACKS AND EAT ALGE OFF OUR FUR
P.S GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN SLOTHS AND CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP THAT SAYS SNL SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 15th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR BOOTA
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly, when yo dad kicked her out of the house, he was arrested for littering
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, she was baptized in gravy
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Yo momma so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th of June
Posted: April 17th, 2007
Yo momma so dumb, she drowned in a glass of water
I’m done, whatever.
Posted: April 17th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said,”i got the power”.
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yo mama’s so fat, Earth orbits around her!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yur mama stinks so bad, flies stay away from her!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yur mama’s so fat, she spits butter.
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yur mama’s so skinny, she’s got 2 back’s!!
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yur mama so hairy, she gave birth to ewoks’ !
Posted: April 19th, 2007
Yur mom’s nickname is Now & Later. ’cause for $5, she’ll suck your dick now & later!!!
Posted: April 20th, 2007
I didn’t mean to expose your mom’s nickname clinic… my bad! But tell her thanks. best $5 I spent!
Posted: April 20th, 2007
All of yo mommas are so fat, KFC had to install speed bumps in thier restaurants. You know because she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Oh hey, yo mommas rang, the dog pound has her, they couldn’t find her address on her collar
Posted: April 20th, 2007
Yo momma smells so bad, the swamp thing begged the bitch to have a shower