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  1. 1
    bobo said:

      yo mommas so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued.

  2. 2
    bobo said:

      your mom is so fat her belt size is equator

  3. 3
    bobo said:

      yo moma is so fat binladen is hiden in her ass

  4. 4
    vicki said:

      Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV to watch the couch

  5. 5
    tony g said:

      yo momma is so fat she dont need the internet because shes already world wide.

  6. 6
    tony g said:

      yo momma is so skinny when she grows a fro she looks like a used q tip.

  7. 7
    tony g said:

      yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kick jesus.

  8. 8
    tony g said:

      yo momma teeth are so gappy it looks like her tounge is in jail.

  9. 9
    tony g said:

      yo momma butt is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say holy miracle

  10. 10
    some dude said:

      those are the worst yo momma jokes i have ever heard
      i refuse to contribute to this site

  11. 11
    Justice said:

      Yo Momma is So Fat She dosen’t take pictures she takes posters!

  12. 12
    luke n tel said:

      yo momma is like a bus people get off and on her!

  13. 13
    joey said:

      yo momma so fat she stood on the skale and dialed Dr.Phills phone number

  14. 14
    joey said:

      yo momma is so skinny she can grade cheese on her ribs

  15. 15
    joey said:

      yo momma is like a brick, she gets laid by beaners

  16. 16
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo Mommas so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved

  17. 17
    Gage Trump said:

      yo momma is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. 18
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo mamma has so big of a hump on her back that your daddy dumped her because she couldn’t stay straight up with him

  19. 19
    Gage Trump said:

      yo momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the TV and said look i have paper view

  20. 20
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo mommas so fat she tried to walk in mcdonalds tripped over wendys and landed on burger king

  21. 21
    brandy said:

      i agree with SOME DUDEon the momma jokes

  22. 22
    Anonymous said:

      those are some beast jokes

      -kailyn and julia

      julia has a tapeworm!!!

  23. 23
    Anonymous said:

      AND ITS REALLY BIG

  24. 24
    alex smith bnm blap! lol ;) said:

      yo mommas so fat, she puts her blanket over the ocean to make her water bed!

  25. 25
    sammyfizzle said:

      ur momma is so short she has 2 stand on a chair to reach puberty

  26. 26
    Dylan said:

      Yo momma is so fat she had to use the highway as a slip in slide.

  27. 27
    Keith said:

      Yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links.

  28. 28
    Keith said:

      Yo momma is so fat she’s on 2 diets cause 1 ain’t feedin’ her enough.

  29. 29
    Anonymous said:

      this is the sequel
      to julia and her tape worm…..
      it got bigger
      …………………

  30. 30
    juliastapeworm said:

      yo mama is so stupid that someone told it was chili outside and she got a spoon

      from mr bradley

  31. 31
    juliastapeworman said:

      yo mama is so old shes older than ur grandma

      –from mr bradley

  32. 32
    Davey said:

      Yo mommas pussy is so lose, you can pull her pussy flaps over her head and eat her like a dim sim.

  33. 33
    yomomma said:

      NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAMN TAPEWORM. I CHALLENGE JULIA
      TO A YO MOMMA FIGHT SUNDAY, MARCH 4TH.

  34. 34
    Juggalo_J said:

      Your mom is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded

  35. 35
    HA said:

      yo moma is like cement it takes her 2 days to get hard

  36. 36
    TheQueen said:

      Yo momma ia so fat her picture is heavy

  37. 37
    TheQueen said:

      Yo momma is so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3rd bucket on the left

  38. 38
    TheQueen said:

      Yo momma is so fat we had to have a welcome back party

  39. 39
    TheQueen said:

      yo momma is so fat I rolled over 3x’s and was still on the bitch

  40. 40
    clinic said:

      yo moms like a big mac shes full of fat and only werth 1 dollar

  41. 41
    clinic said:

      yo moma so fat when she put on a red dress and walks down the street people yell HEY COOL AID

  42. 42
    clinic said:

      yo momma so fat it takes 3 train 4 bus rides 3 taxies and you gotta walk 50 miles to get around her

  43. 43
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

  44. 44
    clinic said:

      yall add me upset_mind09@hotmail.com ok thats only if you wants some kill her yo momma jokes ohh yeah and yo momma so stupid she was thinkin the the dark and i came in a turned on a light and she thought she had a bright idea

  45. 45
    John said:

      yo momma is so stupid i said hey and she said ho.

  46. 46
    John said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she tried to act smart and she died.

  47. 47
    Keith said:

      gay

  48. 48
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

  49. 49
    clinic said:

      o mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

  50. 50
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  51. 51
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

  52. 52
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

  53. 53
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

  54. 54
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

  55. 55
    lilair said:

      yo momma is like the rides at wal-mart 25cents a ride

  56. 56
    Alexis said:

      fdsjghlfhjklgfda

  57. 57
    tony b said:

      yo momma is soo stupid she locked her self in a key factory

  58. 58
    Alexis said:

      Yo momma is sooo skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex

  59. 59
    Alexis said:

      :> :> :> :> :>

  60. 60
    tony b said:

      yo momma is soo stupid when she herd the weather was going to be chilly she ran out side with a bowl

  61. 61
    Alexis said:

      :> :> U all SUCK! :> :>

  62. 62
    tony b said:

      yo momma is soo lazy when she had to do her chores she said “chores never hurt anyone……but why take any chances”

  63. 63
    tony b said:

      yo momma sucks

  64. 64
    Alexis said:

      Yo dog sucks :>

  65. 65
    Alexis said:

      Its toooooo fuzy!!! :>

  66. 66
    Alexis said:

      :> :> :> :> :> :>

  67. 67
    Anonymous said:

      hey alexis, kiss my ass

  68. 68
    Anonymous said:

      call this number for the best yo momma jokes.5412334

  69. 69
    Alexis said:

      bite me!!!!!!!!!! :> Blonds rock the world!!!!!!! :>

  70. 70
    keith said:

      yo momma is so ugly she was gettin in the bath and the water jumped out.

  71. 71
    keith said:

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  72. 72
    keith said:

      alexis is a lesbian

  73. 73
    keith said:

      Alexis’s mom is so stupid in highschool her teacher told her to do an essay so she went and did a mexican. essay essay essay

  74. 74
    keith said:

      keith is gay

  75. 75
    Alexis said:

      keiths momma is fat we are in her right now

  76. 76
    naruto LD said:

      keith’s mama is so fat naruto dosen’t even belive it

  77. 77
    Alexis said:

      keiths momma is soooooo fat we are in her right now*********

  78. 78
    Alexis said:

      :> :> :> :> :> :> :> poooooooooooooooooooop

  79. 79
    naruto LD said:

      :D :>>>>>>>>>>>>> poop on all of yo mamas

  80. 80
    Alexis said:

      i love twinkey!!!!!!!!!

  81. 81
    naruto LD said:

      keith is my mommyt don’t make fun of him alexis

  82. 82
    Alexis said:

      poop on u!

  83. 83
    naruto LD said:

      DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMY OR ELSE!!!!!! CUZ SHES THE ONE THAT FEEDS ME!!! cuz when u make fun of my momy( keith) yo makin fun of me
      SO bring little child

  84. 84
    Alexis said:

      Keiths moma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

  85. 85
    Alexis said:

      NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  86. 86
    naruto LD said:

      my mommy needs to shave it’s stash

  87. 87
    naruto LD said:

      alexis don’ t be jelly cuz yo mom is not as good as my mom keith.
      yo mama is so hairy she uses her uni brow as rope
      pppppppppppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
      on yo alexis

  88. 88
    naruto LD said:

      whoa mama

  89. 89
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, Laird Hamilton slaps her ass and rides the wave to her ankles!!!

  90. 90
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so hairy, her nipples have got dreadlocks….

  91. 91
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so old, her birth certificate was the eleventh tablet from the 10 commandments!!

  92. 92
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so small, she base jumps of the curb!!

  93. 93
    Ye-Ya said:

      I meant ” OFF THE CURB “

  94. 94
    Ye-Ya said:

      I my momma was dumber, fatter, uglier and hairier…… I’ld swear she was your mom’s twin!!

  95. 95
    Ye-Ya said:

      I’m out!!

  96. 96
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

  97. 97
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

  98. 98
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

  99. 99
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

  100. 100
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

  101. 101
    clinic said:

      ye-ya you seem ritty good add me on msn or what ever you got i wanna battle you out upset_mind09@hotmail.com

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

  102. 102
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

  103. 103
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

  104. 104
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so old, GOD chilled with her on the 7th day!

  105. 105
    Ye-Ya said:

      clinic….. i only do this to ease the tensions of the day…. Not for glory purposes…

      who.in.la@hotmail.com

  106. 106
    Ye-Ya said:

      yo momma’s so stupid, I asked her to check if my blinker worked and she responded: yes_no_yes_no_yes_no…..

  107. 107
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid & broke, she joined a football team to get her quarterback!

  108. 108
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s breath stanks so bad, her teeth duck when she speaks!

  109. 109
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more roles than the pilsbury doughboy!

  110. 110
    Ye-Ya said:

      You momma’s so fat, she’s got more tires than the michelin man!!

  111. 111
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s so ugly , she trick-or-treats over the phone!!

  112. 112
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s so fat, she can’t even masturbate!!

  113. 113
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor

  114. 114
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so fat people can run a marathon around her

  115. 115
    danielle said:

      yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up

  116. 116
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so skinny for haloween she rapped her self in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick

  117. 117
    danielle said:

      ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum

  118. 118
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper

  119. 119
    collin said:

      yo momma so fat bill gates cant afford her lipposuction

  120. 120
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus

  121. 121
    jwork said:

      yo moma so stank that it smells like she got a bag of onions in a headlock

  122. 122
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so fat she jumped into the air amd got stuck

  123. 123
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so poor for christmas she brought home a dvd of other people opening presents

  124. 124
    $parxx said:

      COMON BITCH

  125. 125
    $parxx said:

      JWORK

  126. 126
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so short she holds up a sign saying please dont spit i cant swim

  127. 127
    Rachelle said:

      Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time “please”

  128. 128
    YOUR MOMMA! said:

      Alexis your nothing but a dumb bitch that loves to talk shit. Oh and I bet you do love twinkies your prolly fat as hell!

  129. 129
    Rachelle said:

      Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can I said what are you doing and she said “moving”!!!!!!!!!!!!

  130. 130
    shanree said:

      yo momma is so fat dat wen she sits on a bus she sits next 2 everybody!!!

  131. 131
    shanree said:

      yo momma is so stupid dat she sold her car 4 petrol!!

  132. 132
    reesha said:

      ur momma is so fat dat wen she wears a yellow coat every1 shouts TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. 133
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

      yo mommas so ugly when you goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on!

      ur mommas so ugly that her psychiatrist makes her lye face down

  134. 134
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s so hairy, the crabs use her pussy hairs as bungy cords!!

  135. 135
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so ugly, her shadow makes a run for it !!!

      Your mom’s so ugly, her reflection runs away!!

  136. 136
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so stupid, she sent a complaint letter to the M&M factory about only having W’s in her bag!!

  137. 137
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!!

  138. 138
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s such a slut, she wears green lipstick, ’cause red means STOP!!

      I’m out!!

  139. 139
    Rocker said:

      Your mommas so old, she has a kick start vibrator

  140. 140
    Rocker said:

      Your mommas like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet

  141. 141
    Rocker said:

      Your mommas so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund…

  142. 142
    Rocker said:

      Your mommas like a t.v., a three year old can turn her own

  143. 143
    danielle said:

      ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
      ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
      ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
      ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her

  144. 144
    Justin "15 CENT" McNairy said:

      yo momma so hairy, she got an afro on her nipple.

  145. 145
    Justin "15 CENT" McNairy said:

      yo momma so poor, she does drive-by shooting in the bus.

  146. 146
    Justin "15 CENT" McNairy said:

      yo momma so stupid, i pay her 1 cent to have sex and she give me my change back.

  147. 147
    Justin "15 CENT" McNairy said:

      whoooooooooo! I’m done. i come back later.

  148. 148
    Alexis said:

      Ur all retarts i swear!!!!

  149. 149
    Alexis said:

      For your info im only 79 pounds, bitch

  150. 150
    naruto ld said:

      HEY to yo mama
      yo gayer then clay akin! bitccccccccccccccccccccccccch

  151. 151
    Alexis said:

      :>>>

  152. 152
    naruto ld said:

      poop on yo all

  153. 153
    naruto ld said:

      i am the really gangster in this house

  154. 154
    naruto ld said:

      YOUR MOMMA!
      u r a fag

  155. 155
    poop said:

      i like to dance

  156. 156
    poop said:

      lets not fight lets be friends :D

  157. 157
    poop said:

      i love u all *opps i just pooped all over mah compooper screen*

  158. 158
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s so fat, for your birthday they laid her on her back and used her belly as the jump-for-fun!!

  159. 159
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so broke, I asked her for 50 cents, she said : 40! why you want 30, when 20’s to much. Here’s 10 cents and give 5 to your brother!!

  160. 160
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so stupid, I asked her what synonym was, and she said “That spice you put on your french toast.”

      (cinnamon)

  161. 161
    danielle said:

      ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
      ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
      ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
      ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
      ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
      ..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!

  162. 162
    kayla said:

      yo mommy is so fat when she whant on the scale itt said go and take a walk

  163. 163
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so stupid, when I asked her for ice, she said she didn’t have the recipe!!

  164. 164
    tomas the train said:

      ur moma is so stupid she stold a free sample

  165. 165
    danielle said:

      ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
      ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
      ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
      ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
      ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages

  166. 166
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so big and fat, scientologists thought earth had a tumor growing ….

  167. 167
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so ugly, GOD broke the mold and slapped himself!

  168. 168
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so dumb she went into a supermarket and expected to see Superman! OH!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  169. 169
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s farts are so smelly people but them in nucular bombs!

  170. 170
    Anonymous said:

      put i mean not but

  171. 171
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s titties sag so much, it looks like she’s got a set of balls!!

  172. 172
    clinic said:

      yo ye-ya man your good i added you dog yo good but heres one thats gonna bust your buttens

      yo moms so fat enorder for your parents to be able to fight your dad had to take somo wresleing classes so he had a chance

  173. 173
    Ye-Ya said:

      Good lookin’ Clinic….. hit me up whenever dawg!! Check this one out!

      Your mom’s so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I can see the back of her head!!

  174. 174
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked, ” Is it mine?”

  175. 175
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so retarded, she celebrated after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…That’s because the box said 4-6 years!!!

  176. 176
    Ye-Ya said:

      I’m Out!!!

      Shout-out to Danielle and Clinic! Wut up peeps!

  177. 177
    clinic said:

      ye-ya for sure dog check dis one out

      yo momma so fat your dad makes her sleep on the lawn because shes to big for the bed and the couch

  178. 178
    clinic said:

      yo momma is so fat everytime she jumps she makes a new grand canyon

  179. 179
    clinic said:

      yo momma is so tall and fat she has to use the CN tower as a dildo

  180. 180
    Ye-Ya said:

      You’re mom’s so ugly….. her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan factory!!!!

  181. 181
    clinic said:

      ohh ye-ya that was nice man

      Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

  182. 182
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

  183. 183
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

  184. 184
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

  185. 185
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

  186. 186
    clinic said:

      yo momma so ugly food stores band her because everytime she looks at food she makes it go rotten

  187. 187
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

  188. 188
    clinic said:

      peace be back tomorrow

  189. 189
    Anonymous said:

      your mom stinks so bad that when she shits her shit wears a mask.

  190. 190
    jokster said:

      here’s a remixed version.

      yo momma so poor i saw her in the ally kicking a can and asked her what the hell she was doing she turned around and said MOVING! DAM IT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT!!!!!!

  191. 191
    jokster said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO MCD’S AND CAME OUT WITH A BILL MORE THAN MY MANSION!!!!!

  192. 192
    jokster said:

      TELL ME WHY YO HEAD BE LOOKIN LIKE A MILKDUD! LOL

      P.S I MENT SHIT NOT MILKDUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  193. 193
    joseph said:

      yo mama so wallerd out, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway it dont make any sence.

  194. 194
    clinic said:

      ahhhaha theres some pritty good somes from jokster

      Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

      Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

  195. 195
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

  196. 196
    Ye-Ya said:

      I read this somewhere…

      Yo mom’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention….

  197. 197
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s such a slut, I got an ear-infection when I called her over the phone!

  198. 198
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so small, she gives my sperm a blowjob!!!!

  199. 199
    clinic said:

      Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
      Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..

  200. 200
    clinic said:

      Yo momma’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen

  201. 201
    clinic said:

      yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population

      Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.

  202. 202
    clinic said:

      Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

  203. 203
    clinic said:

      Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

  204. 204
    clinic said:

      I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…

  205. 205
    Anonymous said:

      ddddddddddd
      ddddddddddd
      ddddddd
      dog yo maoms a dog

  206. 206
    P-Diddy in person said:

      yo moms are so lesbo that they creatd you by calling MEEEE!!!!!

  207. 207
    P-Diddy in person said:

      fudgicle home dog
      fudgical what?
      Fudgical your momma

  208. 208
    clinic said:

      p-diddy in person yo suck you need to say better shit then that god

  209. 209
    hazza said:

      jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pall of water jack fell down and broke his crown
      but it turns out the hill was your mother

  210. 210
    hazza said:

      yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

  211. 211
    hazza said:

      yo moma is so short she has to carry around a saying dont spit i cant swim

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    davo said:

      hazza you are so funny man kep adding more

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    clinic said:

      ye-ya Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

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    clinic said:

      ye-ya I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

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    michael said:

      yo mooma is so ugly looks like she done a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard room

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    Ye-Ya said:

      8==========D

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    Curtis said:

      Alexis just got dissedP.S I could break her nose and kick her face in a fist fight

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    buck said:

      yo momma so stupid in high school she had to write an essay so she went and had sex with a mexican and went essay essay essay

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    buck said:

      alexis you momma is so fat when she steeped on the scale she said holyshit iafatbastard

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    hollabackhooterz said:

      yo momma is so tall when she waz walkin down the street people said look a moving skyscraper!!!!!!!!!!

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    buck said:

      alexis your momma is so tall she was walkin and hit astreet light with her pussie

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    Anonymous said:

      ur moma so german, she cant go a day without yelling STRUDEL

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    AngelChick05 said:

      Your mother is so disgusting, she is friends with Jime.

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    AngelChick05 said:

      You’re mommas so stupid, she voted for Bush.

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    Baby01 said:

      your momma’s so old, Moses appears in her year book

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    Wiggar said:

      Your mom’s toes are so crusty, her toe print is how we got the mojave desert cracks!

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    Curtis said:

      Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths We SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24 HUNT IN PACKS AND EAT ALGE OFF OUR FUR
      P.S GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN SLOTHS AND CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP THAT SAYS SNL SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Curtis said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR BOOTA

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    'sup said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when yo dad kicked her out of the house, he was arrested for littering

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    'sup said:

      Yo momma so fat, she was baptized in gravy

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    'sup said:

      Yo momma so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th of June

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    'sup said:

      Yo momma so dumb, she drowned in a glass of water

      I’m done, whatever.

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    bob555 said:

      yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said,”i got the power”.

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mama’s so fat, Earth orbits around her!

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yur mama stinks so bad, flies stay away from her!

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yur mama’s so fat, she spits butter.

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yur mama’s so skinny, she’s got 2 back’s!!

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yur mama so hairy, she gave birth to ewoks’ !

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    Ye-Ya said:

      Yur mom’s nickname is Now & Later. ’cause for $5, she’ll suck your dick now & later!!!

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    Ye-Ya said:

      I didn’t mean to expose your mom’s nickname clinic… my bad! But tell her thanks. best $5 I spent!

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    Daz said:

      All of yo mommas are so fat, KFC had to install speed bumps in thier restaurants. You know because she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!

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    Daz said:

      Oh hey, yo mommas rang, the dog pound has her, they couldn’t find her address on her collar

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    Daz said:

      Yo momma smells so bad, the swamp thing begged the bitch to have a shower

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    carrie