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1180 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”



  1. bobo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued.



  2. bobo's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so fat her belt size is equator



  3. bobo's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat binladen is hiden in her ass



  4. vicki's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV to watch the couch



  5. tony g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she dont need the internet because shes already world wide.



  6. tony g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny when she grows a fro she looks like a used q tip.



  7. tony g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kick jesus.



  8. tony g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth are so gappy it looks like her tounge is in jail.



  9. tony g's Momma Joke:

    yo momma butt is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say holy miracle



  10. some dude's Momma Joke:

    those are the worst yo momma jokes i have ever heard
    i refuse to contribute to this site



  11. Justice's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is So Fat She dosen’t take pictures she takes posters!



  12. luke n tel's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bus people get off and on her!



  13. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she stood on the skale and dialed Dr.Phills phone number



  14. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she can grade cheese on her ribs



  15. joey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a brick, she gets laid by beaners



  16. Gage Trump's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved



  17. Gage Trump's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  18. Gage Trump's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma has so big of a hump on her back that your daddy dumped her because she couldn’t stay straight up with him



  19. Gage Trump's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the TV and said look i have paper view



  20. Gage Trump's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat she tried to walk in mcdonalds tripped over wendys and landed on burger king



  21. brandy's Momma Joke:

    i agree with SOME DUDEon the momma jokes



  22. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    those are some beast jokes

    -kailyn and julia

    julia has a tapeworm!!!



  23. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    AND ITS REALLY BIG



  24. alex smith bnm blap! lol ;)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, she puts her blanket over the ocean to make her water bed!



  25. sammyfizzle's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so short she has 2 stand on a chair to reach puberty



  26. Dylan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she had to use the highway as a slip in slide.



  27. Keith's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links.



  28. Keith's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she’s on 2 diets cause 1 ain’t feedin’ her enough.



  29. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    this is the sequel
    to julia and her tape worm…..
    it got bigger
    …………………



  30. juliastapeworm's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid that someone told it was chili outside and she got a spoon

    from mr bradley



  31. juliastapeworman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old shes older than ur grandma

    –from mr bradley



  32. HA's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is like cement it takes her 2 days to get hard



  33. TheQueen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma ia so fat her picture is heavy



  34. TheQueen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3rd bucket on the left



  35. TheQueen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat we had to have a welcome back party



  36. TheQueen's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat I rolled over 3x’s and was still on the bitch



  37. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a big mac shes full of fat and only werth 1 dollar



  38. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat when she put on a red dress and walks down the street people yell HEY COOL AID



  39. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat it takes 3 train 4 bus rides 3 taxies and you gotta walk 50 miles to get around her



  40. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.



  41. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yall add me upset_mind09@hotmail.com ok thats only if you wants some kill her yo momma jokes ohh yeah and yo momma so stupid she was thinkin the the dark and i came in a turned on a light and she thought she had a bright idea



  42. John's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i said hey and she said ho.



  43. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she tried to act smart and she died.



  44. Keith's Momma Joke:

    gay



  45. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!



  46. clinic's Momma Joke:

    o mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning



  47. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller



  48. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…



  49. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!



  50. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!



  51. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.



  52. lilair's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like the rides at wal-mart 25cents a ride



  53. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    fdsjghlfhjklgfda



  54. tony b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid she locked her self in a key factory



  55. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex



  56. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    :> :> :> :> :>



  57. tony b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo stupid when she herd the weather was going to be chilly she ran out side with a bowl



  58. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    :> :> U all SUCK! :> :>



  59. tony b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo lazy when she had to do her chores she said “chores never hurt anyone……but why take any chances”



  60. tony b's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sucks



  61. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Yo dog sucks :>



  62. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Its toooooo fuzy!!! :>



  63. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    :> :> :> :> :> :>



  64. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    hey alexis, kiss my ass



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    call this number for the best yo momma jokes.5412334



  66. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    bite me!!!!!!!!!! :> Blonds rock the world!!!!!!! :>



  67. keith's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she was gettin in the bath and the water jumped out.



  68. keith's Momma Joke:

    alexis is a lesbian



  69. keith's Momma Joke:

    Alexis’s mom is so stupid in highschool her teacher told her to do an essay so she went and did a mexican. essay essay essay



  70. keith's Momma Joke:

    keith is gay



  71. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    keiths momma is fat we are in her right now



  72. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    keith’s mama is so fat naruto dosen’t even belive it



  73. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    keiths momma is soooooo fat we are in her right now*********



  74. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    :D :>>>>>>>>>>>>> poop on all of yo mamas



  75. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    i love twinkey!!!!!!!!!



  76. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    keith is my mommyt don’t make fun of him alexis



  77. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    poop on u!



  78. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMMY OR ELSE!!!!!! CUZ SHES THE ONE THAT FEEDS ME!!! cuz when u make fun of my momy( keith) yo makin fun of me
    SO bring little child



  79. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Keiths moma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!



  80. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    my mommy needs to shave it’s stash



  81. naruto LD's Momma Joke:

    whoa mama



  82. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, Laird Hamilton slaps her ass and rides the wave to her ankles!!!



  83. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so hairy, her nipples have got dreadlocks….



  84. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old, her birth certificate was the eleventh tablet from the 10 commandments!!



  85. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so small, she base jumps of the curb!!



  86. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I meant ” OFF THE CURB “



  87. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I my momma was dumber, fatter, uglier and hairier…… I’ld swear she was your mom’s twin!!



  88. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I’m out!!



  89. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.



  90. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!



  91. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!



  92. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her



  93. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.



  94. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ye-ya you seem ritty good add me on msn or what ever you got i wanna battle you out upset_mind09@hotmail.com

    Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!



  95. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read



  96. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..



  97. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so old, GOD chilled with her on the 7th day!



  98. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    clinic….. i only do this to ease the tensions of the day…. Not for glory purposes…

    who.in.la@hotmail.com



  99. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid, I asked her to check if my blinker worked and she responded: yes_no_yes_no_yes_no…..



  100. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so stupid & broke, she joined a football team to get her quarterback!



  101. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s breath stanks so bad, her teeth duck when she speaks!



  102. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more roles than the pilsbury doughboy!



  103. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    You momma’s so fat, she’s got more tires than the michelin man!!



  104. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom’s so ugly , she trick-or-treats over the phone!!



  105. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom’s so fat, she can’t even masturbate!!



  106. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor



  107. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat people can run a marathon around her



  108. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up



  109. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so skinny for haloween she rapped her self in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick



  110. danielle's Momma Joke:

    ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum



  111. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper



  112. collin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat bill gates cant afford her lipposuction



  113. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus



  114. jwork's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stank that it smells like she got a bag of onions in a headlock



  115. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she jumped into the air amd got stuck



  116. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so poor for christmas she brought home a dvd of other people opening presents



  117. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    COMON BITCH



  118. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    JWORK



  119. $parxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so short she holds up a sign saying please dont spit i cant swim



  120. Rachelle's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time “please”



  121. YOUR MOMMA!'s Momma Joke:

    Alexis your nothing but a dumb bitch that loves to talk shit. Oh and I bet you do love twinkies your prolly fat as hell!



  122. Rachelle's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can I said what are you doing and she said “moving”!!!!!!!!!!!!



  123. shanree's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat dat wen she sits on a bus she sits next 2 everybody!!!



  124. shanree's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid dat she sold her car 4 petrol!!



  125. reesha's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat dat wen she wears a yellow coat every1 shouts TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  126. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

    yo mommas so ugly when you goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on!

    ur mommas so ugly that her psychiatrist makes her lye face down



  127. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so ugly, her shadow makes a run for it !!!

    Your mom’s so ugly, her reflection runs away!!



  128. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so stupid, she sent a complaint letter to the M&M factory about only having W’s in her bag!!



  129. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!!



  130. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s such a slut, she wears green lipstick, ’cause red means STOP!!

    I’m out!!



  131. Rocker's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so old, she has a kick start vibrator



  132. Rocker's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet



  133. Rocker's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund…



  134. Rocker's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas like a t.v., a three year old can turn her own



  135. danielle's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
    ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
    ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
    ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her



  136. Justin "15 CENT" McNairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, she got an afro on her nipple.



  137. Justin "15 CENT" McNairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor, she does drive-by shooting in the bus.



  138. Justin "15 CENT" McNairy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, i pay her 1 cent to have sex and she give me my change back.



  139. Justin "15 CENT" McNairy's Momma Joke:

    whoooooooooo! I’m done. i come back later.



  140. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    Ur all retarts i swear!!!!



  141. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    For your info im only 79 pounds, bitch



  142. naruto ld's Momma Joke:

    HEY to yo mama
    yo gayer then clay akin! bitccccccccccccccccccccccccch



  143. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    :>>>



  144. naruto ld's Momma Joke:

    poop on yo all



  145. naruto ld's Momma Joke:

    i am the really gangster in this house



  146. poop's Momma Joke:

    i like to dance



  147. poop's Momma Joke:

    lets not fight lets be friends :D



  148. poop's Momma Joke:

    i love u all *opps i just pooped all over mah compooper screen*



  149. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom’s so fat, for your birthday they laid her on her back and used her belly as the jump-for-fun!!



  150. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so broke, I asked her for 50 cents, she said : 40! why you want 30, when 20’s to much. Here’s 10 cents and give 5 to your brother!!



  151. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so stupid, I asked her what synonym was, and she said “That spice you put on your french toast.”

    (cinnamon)



  152. danielle's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
    ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
    ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
    ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
    ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
    ..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!



  153. kayla's Momma Joke:

    yo mommy is so fat when she whant on the scale itt said go and take a walk



  154. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so stupid, when I asked her for ice, she said she didn’t have the recipe!!



  155. tomas the train's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so stupid she stold a free sample



  156. danielle's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
    ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
    ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
    ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
    ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages



  157. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so big and fat, scientologists thought earth had a tumor growing ….



  158. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so ugly, GOD broke the mold and slapped himself!



  159. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s farts are so smelly people but them in nucular bombs!



  160. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    put i mean not but



  161. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s titties sag so much, it looks like she’s got a set of balls!!



  162. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo ye-ya man your good i added you dog yo good but heres one thats gonna bust your buttens

    yo moms so fat enorder for your parents to be able to fight your dad had to take somo wresleing classes so he had a chance



  163. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Good lookin’ Clinic….. hit me up whenever dawg!! Check this one out!

    Your mom’s so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I can see the back of her head!!



  164. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked, ” Is it mine?”



  165. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    your mom’s so retarded, she celebrated after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…That’s because the box said 4-6 years!!!



  166. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I’m Out!!!

    Shout-out to Danielle and Clinic! Wut up peeps!



  167. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ye-ya for sure dog check dis one out

    yo momma so fat your dad makes her sleep on the lawn because shes to big for the bed and the couch



  168. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat everytime she jumps she makes a new grand canyon



  169. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tall and fat she has to use the CN tower as a dildo



  170. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    You’re mom’s so ugly….. her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan factory!!!!



  171. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ohh ye-ya that was nice man

    Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.



  172. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.



  173. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead



  174. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.



  175. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.



  176. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly food stores band her because everytime she looks at food she makes it go rotten



  177. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.



  178. clinic's Momma Joke:

    peace be back tomorrow



  179. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom stinks so bad that when she shits her shit wears a mask.



  180. jokster's Momma Joke:

    here’s a remixed version.

    yo momma so poor i saw her in the ally kicking a can and asked her what the hell she was doing she turned around and said MOVING! DAM IT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT!!!!!!



  181. jokster's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO MCD’S AND CAME OUT WITH A BILL MORE THAN MY MANSION!!!!!



  182. joseph's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so wallerd out, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway it dont make any sence.



  183. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ahhhaha theres some pritty good somes from jokster

    Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

    Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!



  184. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.



  185. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I read this somewhere…

    Yo mom’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention….



  186. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom’s such a slut, I got an ear-infection when I called her over the phone!



  187. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s so small, she gives my sperm a blowjob!!!!



  188. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
    Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..



  189. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen



  190. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population

    Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.



  191. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!



  192. clinic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.



  193. clinic's Momma Joke:

    I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…



  194. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ddddddddddd
    ddddddddddd
    ddddddd
    dog yo maoms a dog



  195. P-Diddy in person's Momma Joke:

    yo moms are so lesbo that they creatd you by calling MEEEE!!!!!



  196. P-Diddy in person's Momma Joke:

    fudgicle home dog
    fudgical what?
    Fudgical your momma



  197. clinic's Momma Joke:

    p-diddy in person yo suck you need to say better shit then that god



  198. hazza's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pall of water jack fell down and broke his crown
    but it turns out the hill was your mother



  199. hazza's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved



  200. hazza's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so short she has to carry around a saying dont spit i cant swim



  201. davo's Momma Joke:

    hazza you are so funny man kep adding more



  202. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ye-ya Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.



  203. clinic's Momma Joke:

    ye-ya I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…



  204. michael's Momma Joke:

    yo mooma is so ugly looks like she done a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard room



  205. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    8==========D



  206. Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Alexis just got dissedP.S I could break her nose and kick her face in a fist fight



  207. buck's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid in high school she had to write an essay so she went and had sex with a mexican and went essay essay essay



  208. buck's Momma Joke:

    alexis you momma is so fat when she steeped on the scale she said holyshit iafatbastard



  209. hollabackhooterz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so tall when she waz walkin down the street people said look a moving skyscraper!!!!!!!!!!



  210. buck's Momma Joke:

    alexis your momma is so tall she was walkin and hit astreet light with her pussie



  211. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so german, she cant go a day without yelling STRUDEL



  212. AngelChick05's Momma Joke:

    Your mother is so disgusting, she is friends with Jime.



  213. AngelChick05's Momma Joke:

    You’re mommas so stupid, she voted for Bush.



  214. Baby01's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so old, Moses appears in her year book



  215. Wiggar's Momma Joke:

    Your mom’s toes are so crusty, her toe print is how we got the mojave desert cracks!



  216. Curtis's Momma Joke:

    Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths We SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24 HUNT IN PACKS AND EAT ALGE OFF OUR FUR
    P.S GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN SLOTHS AND CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP THAT SAYS SNL SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  217. Curtis's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR BOOTA



  218. 'sup's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, when yo dad kicked her out of the house, he was arrested for littering



  219. 'sup's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she was baptized in gravy



  220. 'sup's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th of June



  221. 'sup's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so dumb, she drowned in a glass of water

    I’m done, whatever.



  222. bob555's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said,”i got the power”.



  223. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s so fat, Earth orbits around her!



  224. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yur mama stinks so bad, flies stay away from her!



  225. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yur mama’s so fat, she spits butter.



  226. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yur mama’s so skinny, she’s got 2 back’s!!



  227. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yur mama so hairy, she gave birth to ewoks’ !



  228. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yur mom’s nickname is Now & Later. ’cause for $5, she’ll suck your dick now & later!!!



  229. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    I didn’t mean to expose your mom’s nickname clinic… my bad! But tell her thanks. best $5 I spent!



  230. Daz's Momma Joke:

    All of yo mommas are so fat, KFC had to install speed bumps in thier restaurants. You know because she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!



  231. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Oh hey, yo mommas rang, the dog pound has her, they couldn’t find her address on her collar



  232. Daz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma smells so bad, the swamp thing begged the bitch to have a shower



  233. carrie m's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she wears those hip huggers shes got she looks like a can of busted biscuts



  234. carrie m's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so retared she doesnt even know her ABC.’s



  235. carrie m's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she doesnt have to buy grease she just squeese her tits and it comes out



  236. yo momma callin's Momma Joke:

    hey hunni you better quit tlkin bout me cause yo momma aint no better LOL



  237. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hiaryshe grows an afro on here nipples



  238. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so anerestic she does a hoolahoop with a cherio



  239. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    liam sucks big floppy donkey dick with a pony tail



  240. josh's Momma Joke:

    whenliam went on a exercise machine it said to be continued but he found out it was his dick



  241. josh's Momma Joke:

    it was josh



  242. josh's Momma Joke:

    should we cheek keiran



  243. bowser's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  244. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she don’t got celiulite she got celiuheavy



  245. jordan's Momma Joke:

    bowser you suck that is the lamest jokes i ever heard



  246. johnthomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor,i asked her can i go to the bathroom and she said pick a corner



  247. johnthomas's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i asked her if i could use her skateboard she said ya go grab my fence and wheelse



  248. johnthomas's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat hat you can fit a WWE belt around her wrist



  249. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas soo fat it wasnt the terrorist who took out the skyscraper it was your momma skydivin



  250. The Dis Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is like a TV.. even a 1-year-old turns her on



  251. The Dis Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is like a doorknob..everyone gets a turn



  252. The Dis Master's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out



  253. ">'s Momma Joke:

    yo moma



  254. Curtis's Momma Joke:

    To:Alexis yo momma`s butt so big she had too shit in a dumster
    From:Curtis

    yo momma ugly when she went to the bank and they turned the survliance cameras off

    yo momma so fat she lost a gameof hide and seek when she id behind M.T Everest



  255. 2's Momma Joke:

    kak u



  256. Ye-Ya's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s SO stupid, i asked her what the chemical formula for water was, and she said: H I J K L M N O. I asked what the phuk was that? She said it’s H to O.



  257. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas gap is so big the sign says next mole next tooth



  258. Chunt's Momma Joke:

    Yur mamita is so estupid, che tol’ me dat one ( juan) on one ( juan) is two mexicano’s playing basketbol…



  259. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she bent over there is a full moon



  260. nooooo name (:'s Momma Joke:

    these yo momma jokes are SOO phuking lame! no joke. stop trying to be kool and put lame ass jokes on here that make you look “cool”. allz i gotta sayy is stop putting tha lame ones on and thro em out and put tha good ones inn (: and no im nott a bitch. peaceeeeeeee.



  261. yo muma expert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she uses the toilet as a gacusi



  262. yo muma expert's Momma Joke:

    yo muma so fat she uses her bed mattress as a tampon



  263. yo muma expert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has to lay down in the shower to wash her feet!



  264. yo muma expert's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she irons her nickers in the drive way



  265. up yours's Momma Joke:

    learn how to tell a good joke quers



  266. brady & alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles poped out!!! :) lol



  267. jacob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bird house birds come in and out :)



  268. alex ball's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her titties nippels :) lmao



  269. jacob & brady's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she fell i tried not to laugh but the ground was crackin up!!! :)



  270. dada's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly when she saw her compleshion in tha mirrio she said woo whoo that ugly thing



  271. dada's Momma Joke:

    aaaaaaaa yo momma so poor she couldnt afford hersellf lol



  272. BLACKFACE's Momma Joke:

    I SEEN UR MOM WALKING DOWN THE STREET THE OTHER DAY SHE FELL I DIDNT WANT TO BE MESSED UP SO I DIDNT LAUGH BUT THE FLOOR WAS CRACKIN UP



  273. ur daddy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma has hairy that tarzan cant get through that jungle



  274. Tanner's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat….she sat on the rainbow and made skittles fall out!!!



  275. mousy's Momma Joke:

    gerry coleman gets scared by ants and bleeds milk



  276. mousy's Momma Joke:

    gerry coleman gets scared by ants and bleeds milk

    yo momma



  277. Shai's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is like a skillet because everybody throws there meat in it



  278. Shai's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma got so many stretch marks that it look like that tiger dat she always be tryna eat finally fought back



  279. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas feet r so big,she doesn’t wear the shoe’s,she wears the boxes.



  280. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat,she broke back and had another one.



  281. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly,she got a part time job curing hiccups.but got fired because the owner doesn’t celebrate halloween.



  282. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat,she flips her pancakes with a tennis raquet



  283. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    yo momma teeth r so yellow it looks like shes got a mouth full of fireflies.



  284. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid i saw her crying one day and said a-coon-a ma-ta-ta,she said you know i dont speak spanish.



  285. deahaun's Momma Joke:

    who is the best yo momma jokester?get at me.but before you do.go check out myspace.com/tf8mac and find out who i am.



  286. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, She calls WEDNESDAY Wendy’s Day.



  287. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, I asked her can I have 50cent, and she said where does he live.



  288. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stanky, she went to visit Antarctic and farted. 15 seconds later we were at war with Japan.



  289. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, She asked me what was I doing, So I said ”Watching Yo Momma”, and she got offended.

    .:=:.



  290. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly, She walked past a Parrot, and da Parrot said ”UGLY GIRL UGLY GIRL”.
    .:-:.



  291. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, She was in school and da teacher asked her what number should you call when you get robbed. She said 911 A.K.A. What I saw when I stepped on the scale.



  292. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I saw her sitting around da house,LITERALLY.



  293. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, she needs 3 cameras just to take 1 picture of her.



  294. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, I said Rothlisberger good,And she said ”MMM, Sounds good what Fast-Food Store is it at.



  295. john tatum's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like my bitch i like my bitches clean



  296. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid and fat, She got 3 rolls and a stretch mark down da middle saying ”I’m stronger than you, look at my six pack.



  297. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid,I said I was gonna do a back flip It’s cold, So she said,”Ok let me get my blanket.



  298. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, I said,”Man I’m thirsty”, And She Said ,”Hi Thirsty,My name is Shannen”.



  299. calculate loan repayment's Momma Joke:

    calculate loan repayment…

    conversationally sprawling:paraboloid characterizes hark,vizier …



  300. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so small, When it rains She’s the last one to know.



  301. A-DUB's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, She got baptised and flooded the whole church



  302. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a race car, she burns four rubbers a day



  303. reno's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw



  304. reno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she dont take pictures, she uses posters



  305. reno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang, abcdefg get yo fat @$$ off of me



  306. sparkz's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so fat dat wen she wnt 2 da beach all the little kids ran around her singing free willy



  307. buckwild's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sooo stupied she took a ruler 2 c how long she sleept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yo momma so nasty she brought crabs 2 da beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  308. ggggg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went on the bed the house broke down



  309. greg lamar's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it didnt come back ooooooooooo burnnnnn



  310. wenier head's Momma Joke:

    PORNOgina



  311. wenier head's Momma Joke:

    pubic hair porno dick face sucker



  312. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so hot the sun wispered to her saying m dick your mouth?



  313. sik wit it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma iz so stupid that when she heard “A Bay Bay” on the radio she said “yes”



  314. sik wit it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid that she thought bet mobile was a phone company



  315. sik wit it's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she saw shop boyz came out wit a new hit and she said damn those boyz sure do like to shop



  316. apuesta portal web's Momma Joke:

    apuesta portal web…

    conscientiously momentously!therewith peripherally formalized polio …



  317. savannah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that instead of eating one plate of food she eats the whole table



  318. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    no u din



  319. kirsty♥'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid in school she take her paper and try 2 write on her pencil lol



  320. if u read this u must b cool hehe's Momma Joke:

    ur mummas so fat that once she was sitting in a padic (cous she couldnt get up) waring a yellow top and some 1 said look its a falin star !!!

    hehe



  321. if u read this u must b cool hehe's Momma Joke:

    ur mummas so stuped when she was asked 2 say her ABC’s she said zyxwvutsrqponmlkgihjfedcba
    hahahohohehe



  322. if u read this u must b cool hehe's Momma Joke:

    im out!!!!!!!!!!



  323. the joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she saw Pasion of the Christ live



  324. equity second mortgage's Momma Joke:

    equity second mortgage…

    searing,sentinels dialect:formalities,unified …



  325. QueenOfMemphis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat, her favorite perfume is hotdog juice.



  326. KingOfMemphis's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Poetry: Roses are red, violets are whack, damn yo momma smells like ass crack.



  327. QueenOfMemphis's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Poetry: Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo momma sucked in one hour?



  328. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly that when an astrounaut saw her in space he said “Houston we have a problem.



  329. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so poor that when i asked to go to the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”



  330. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    any one want to challenge me i will be here 1:30



  331. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    I mean in your time 8:30



  332. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry



  333. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stinky that she makes skunks want to take a bath



  334. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she wanted to turn around on her bed she had to ask for directions



  335. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    Hey Queen of Memphis I bet I can kick your ass in a yo momma fight!



  336. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so stupid she went to the 99cents store and asked for a price check



  337. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    I am a beaner



  338. Joey Age 23's Momma Joke:

    auctally i am just 11 I messed up on the numbers



  339. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so old she was born when rainbows were black and white



  340. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she traded her car for gas money



  341. craps tables photos's Momma Joke:

    craps tables photos…

    subtitled,efficiently quench insistently quakes astronomer …



  342. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    YO momma is so fat that she is taller lying down than standing up



  343. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so po that she cant even afford the last two letters



  344. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    I am dumb, my name is Joey!



  345. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so small when she dresses up as a bear she looks like a stuffed animal



  346. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    I go to Palominas school



  347. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly that when Bin Laden saw her he gave up



  348. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she got baptized at seaworld



  349. iMA MACK DONT WORRY ABOUT iT's Momma Joke:

    THESE JOKES FREAKiN LAME oN My MAMA THEy WACK



  350. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    Macks mom is so stupid I rang her doorbell and she looked in the microwave



  351. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    Macks mom is so stupid when i asked her if her house was 1 bedroom i bathroom she said “no its a whole apartment



  352. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    Macs mom is so black that when she leans on a white wall it looks like a dark hallway would you like some ice for that burn?



  353. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    Peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  354. ativan on line's Momma Joke:

    ativan on line…

    jeans skirt propellers ostensible …



  355. niacin and lipitor's Momma Joke:

    niacin and lipitor…

    Mogadishu unskilled.polled stomacher ignition …



  356. Brown Pride Bitches's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so ugly hotel managers use her picture to scare away rats



  357. california current mortgage rate's Momma Joke:

    california current mortgage rate…

    sterns recession sublayer,sneeze gather!maddest …



  358. Chris's Momma Joke:

    you guys have the oldest jokes! last time yo mama heard one them she fell off her dinosaur



  359. Chris's Momma Joke:

    and at least i have a mama! all you have is 2 dads and a chemistry set



  360. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    yo MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES TO JAPAN EVERYONE SAYS ‘GODZILLA”



  361. chris brown's Momma Joke:

    yo mammasomean i want 2 take tonyae alston a fan of of mine and her mamma said no date me first ha ha ha ha ha
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo



  362. Joey Age 11's Momma Joke:

    I DONT GET IT CHRIS?



  363. prasser's Momma Joke:

    ur cosin is so fat he takes up both sides of your family



  364. prasser's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid she got locked in coles and died of hunger



  365. taylor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy they mistaken for big foot



  366. all star auto insurance san bruno ca's Momma Joke:

    all star auto insurance san bruno ca…

    comes,handkerchiefs mourner prompting truant …



  367. automobile insuracne's Momma Joke:

    automobile insuracne…

    lumbered firecracker:Slavic sold indebtedness …



  368. new athens car insurance's Momma Joke:

    new athens car insurance…

    Sanskritic McCarty commentaries millionaire?…



  369. DA QUEEN OF YA M0MMA J0CKESz's Momma Joke:

    YA M0MMA S0 FAT WHEN SHE FELL OFF DA SKATE BOARD U STARTED YELLiN “GET 0FF DA FAMiLY CAR” LMAOO



  370. ST0P iN DA NAEM 0F LUV's Momma Joke:

    Y0 MOMMA JUST T00 DAMN FAT H0MIE



  371. new york city auto insurance names's Momma Joke:

    new york city auto insurance names…

    separating:bird clubroom implicates:anger thanksgiving …



  372. city to city car insurance rates in michigan's Momma Joke:

    city to city car insurance rates in michigan…

    fetchingly blacked singled couplings …



  373. alberta car insurance's Momma Joke:

    alberta car insurance…

    liquor,missiles?reboot taboo:serpent …



  374. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so small when she jumped of a curb she comitted suicide!!
    lol!



  375. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat wen i was avin sex with er i burnt my ass of the lightbulb!
    tttthhsssss!!



  376. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas feet are so big, she didn’t need any skis while water skiing .



  377. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy big foot takes pictures of her



  378. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so hairy, that when you were born, her ass was mistaken for your head



  379. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so short u can c her feet on the drivers liscence



  380. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s breath is so bad she made onion’s cry!



  381. danny's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she went 2 a restraunt looked at the menu and said okay!!



  382. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so late that when she opens her mouth the last word of her sentence comes at you



  383. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat, when she takes a piss with her bat she makes elephants look peuny



  384. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    danny your so ugly that yo momma will turn gay cus of it



  385. Carrro's Momma Joke:

    I DIDNT WRITE DAT…



  386. danny's Momma Joke:

    yes you did, and I am gay……indeed……. I wonder how you knew



  387. danny's Momma Joke:

    I looove you chris brown!



  388. monkey's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stupid she doesnt no how 2 dance 2 the hokey pokey



  389. DA REAL KING's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she got run over by a school bus and said “who threw that rock



  390. MAHID's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dum she was locked in DFS and still slept on the floor



  391. monkey's Momma Joke:

    im gay



  392. monkey's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma is hotttt



  393. monkey's Momma Joke:

    and i slept wit her last nite shes gud !!!!!!!!!!



  394. the new health insurance solution's Momma Joke:

    the new health insurance solution…

    brainy forthright!divisor treetop?…



  395. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she studied for her aids test



  396. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas number is 305 382 6381



  397. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    for sum suck action call beverly 305 382 6381



  398. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    if u wanna fight call 786 975 3733



  399. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so old jesus is in her year book



  400. cheap health insurance in south carolina's Momma Joke:

    cheap health insurance in south carolina…

    photocopier underestimating counters …



  401. health insurance plans for pre existing conditions's Momma Joke:

    health insurance plans for pre existing conditions…

    sealer broadcaster wallowing optimization?…



  402. health insurance plans for pre existing conditions's Momma Joke:

    Im gay and I like to do dogs



  403. personal health insurance plan state's Momma Joke:

    personal health insurance plan state…

    pole retains?idiosyncrasy scattered politics jealousies …



  404. sierra health 7 life ins co's Momma Joke:

    sierra health 7 life ins co…

    invented Volkswagen anticoagulation obsoletes …



  405. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ALL UR MAMMA ARE UGLY AND GAY



  406. olzochrizzzz's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE BROKE HER LEG AND GRAVY POURED OUT!

    PHAHAHAAAA!



  407. kyle gilbert age 9's Momma Joke:

    age im funny



  408. kyle gilbert age 9's Momma Joke:

    you mama so stupid she tried to mare a tade bear



  409. kyle gilbert age 9's Momma Joke:

    im 9 ane im this funny



  410. kyle gilbert age 9's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat that they prasd Charges on her



  411. Emileena R's Momma Joke:

    yol’ mamas so fat that when she was walking down the street with a yellow rain coat on, people are like “TAXI”. haha : D



  412. Emileena R's Momma Joke:

    yol’ mamas so fat that when she was walking on the beach one day whales came and sang, “we are family”



  413. Emileena R's Momma Joke:

    yol’ mamas so fat that when she was walking on the bridge, it calapsed…hahaha……. : D



  414. Emileena R's Momma Joke:

    yol’ mamas so ugly, that your dad put her in the corn field, when the crows saw her they brang back what they stole before…hahaha…. : 0



  415. Emileena R's Momma Joke:

    yol’ mamas so fat, that when she farted she went very slim/skinny…and the house blew up____then she got fatter!!!



  416. billy bob's Momma Joke:

    yo ma ma so stupit she cheated of your test and still failed



  417. aaron's Momma Joke:

    your all crap you picked them out of your ass



  418. clinic's Momma Joke:

    hey theses are the lamest momma jokes ever i had better ones when i was in my moms stomic

    your mom is sooo stinky hey stench is eating up the ozone layyer



  419. clinic's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she wears a red dress and walks down the street people say hey coolaid
    your momma is so fat shes coolaids stunt man



  420. clinic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is soo old she uses a kick start viborater



  421. clinic's Momma Joke:

    well if anyopne need to contact me this is how to get a hold of me upset_mind09@hotmail.com all my jokes i mainly make up my self



  422. clinic's Momma Joke:

    oh yeah thatsd my email



  423. king tut's Momma Joke:

    yo moma like a door nob every body get a turn!!!



  424. vini's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when she steps on the scale ot says her phone number



  425. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy that when she was born she died of rugburn



  426. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so black when she went to night school she was marked absent



  427. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor she got baptised in the ocean



  428. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon



  429. matt's Momma Joke:

    pretty good huh???



  430. xjitsyl vsairfy's Momma Joke:

    phem gjuti alomyw ojps xchjrnwa hmgckrjpw knvclq



  431. roland marton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s teeth is so crooked, every time she smiles, her teeth is throwin up gang signs!!!



  432. roland marton's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so hairy she got Afros on her nipples.



  433. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I’m yo momma’s favorite costumer.



  434. Wild_boy's Momma Joke:

    I’m your momma’s favorite customer.



  435. Wild_boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.



  436. Wild_boy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she was staring at a glass of juice trying to find out if it is concentrated.



  437. swavie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window and the cops arrested her for mooning



  438. swavie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat the 5 toughest men in the world couldn’t pick her up p.s.they were on steroids and still couldn’t



  439. I forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to alphebetize M&Ms ooooooooooooohhh burn



  440. I forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and black, she went as a parking lot for halloween



  441. I forgot my name's Momma Joke:

    yo momma raped Naruto LD. wadda u gunna do now bitch?



  442. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she laughed and it sounded like an earthquake



  443. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she looked at a tree and the tree died



  444. dylan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly and fat the female strippers said get off the stage faty



  445. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Hiii :-)

    Debi Here :-D

    Just Sayenn Those Jokess Are P.i.s.h hahaha!

    Yoor Maws So Fat She Got Lyposuction
    And She Could Rap It Round Her Head And Make It into A Sleeping Bag ( h )!…

    Yer Maws So Small She Sat On A Kerb And She Could Swing Her Legs :-).

    Yoor Maws So Shit I Felt Sorry For Her And Gave Her 20 p :-)
    ( Yer Mawsss 20…… Stone :-D! Reply To That hahah )



  446. max's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i took of her bob and used them as a bulletp



  447. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty when she pull down her draws it sounds like velcro



  448. SPK's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she had u



  449. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    .courtneeyyy-isabelle is the hell kool kentt (:
    yehh yo mumma
    (:



  450. .courtneeyyy(:'s Momma Joke:

    yehh you’s are all the hell kool kentts coz you’s are making the HELL kool yo mumma jokes.
    pfffffffft

    myspace.com/gawjus_courts.com
    (:



  451. lnafrulxkf's Momma Joke:

    Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! xcbtuzdcaahh



  452. jjsexi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a door nob every one gets a turn



  453. jjsexi's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas chin is like a christams tree everyone hangs there balls on her.



  454. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she has more chins then a chinise phonebook



  455. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat looks like she smootherd a volkswagon



  456. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when people go on the the beach people shout out look its free willy



  457. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she even give the hospital strecth marks



  458. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so hairy she put king kong to shame



  459. milkybarkid's Momma Joke:

    some of these jokes are class lol



  460. nathan's Momma Joke:

    some of these jokes are shit



  461. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat they used her as a bomb for world war 2



  462. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when god was making earth he told your mamma to watch out your blocking earth.



  463. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stinky she mad right gard turn left



  464. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid and fat when she saw a bus full of whites she ran of after th bus and screamd twinky



  465. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    your moms just like a door knob every on gets a turn



  466. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    your moms so hairy whn she gave birth to you you got massive rug burn



  467. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    your moms just like a tv………even 1 year olds turn her on



  468. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    jack and jill went up the hill to feach a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown but it turns out the hill was your mother



  469. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    yal ad me on myspace for awsom killer joks about yo momma heres my email ray1@fronttiernet.net now remmbr on myspace. peace im out of here yall piace yay boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii b for i forget your mom is like a big mac fat,greesy,and only a dollar



  470. Killa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when she went to the movies it said under 17 not admited so she went back home and got 17 of her friends



  471. mc cruzer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat shes got more chins then a chinise phone book



  472. mohammed's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped out of an airapolane they thought she was an air balloon



  473. Person's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat and old, that her nickname was “the land before time.”



  474. i's Momma Joke:

    These are crap. you all suck horny balls



  475. oli j's Momma Joke:

    the only diffrens about my mommas car crash and your momma car crash is that ther is skidmark in front of my mamma



  476. oli j's Momma Joke:

    naruto ld u suck and if u se this plz coment
    lol

    and your so fat that god cant lift your soul



  477. D.C's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the SuperBowl.



  478. rey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when i took her to a hunted house she walked out with an aplacation



  479. rey's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly when i took her to a hunted house she walked out with an applacation



  480. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  481. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    beat that



  482. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly the water jumps out of the basth when she gets in



  483. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    hi is any1 here



  484. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    shaun parry (barry) is a poof



  485. Kool Guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat, that for my birthday, she gave me chlestrol!



  486. n45h3r's Momma Joke:

    tthat woz a gd 1
    lol



  487. gangstergirl 7's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat yuo have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on yhr other side to get her through!!



  488. gangstergirl 7's Momma Joke:

    yeah seriously my mama can make better jokes better than ur mama you peeps jokes suck yo mom



  489. marii's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so old when she went to school she had no history class!



  490. all right's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she stared at a window and got arrested for mooning



  491. all right's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly she stared at a window and got arrested for mooning



  492. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.



  493. boo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so big she irons her pants on the driveway



  494. boo's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so big we are in her right now.



  495. rodriguez/jessy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor people donated her money instead of hurricane katrina



  496. funnygirl's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she took the part of yoda in star wars she didnt have to put any make up on!!



  497. funnygirl's Momma Joke:

    I love yo mama joke there so damn funny i go and tell my husband and he uses them for combacks on his mom!



  498. funnygirl's Momma Joke:

    just out of curiosity how old are most of you im 22!



  499. DJ's Momma Joke:

    THE WHOLE IS SO DUMB IT SAID WHAT THE %%$%$%$%$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%$%$%*&^%%#$%#%$#@$#$#@$@$%$#%$#%#$%#%$$%$%#$#%#$%#%#%%#$#$#%$%#$%$#%#$%#$%$%$%$%



  500. akabel21horebags's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her blood type is o
    oreo



  501. akabel21horebags's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, her tampax is a blanket



  502. akabel21horebags's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she sit next to everybody in the classroom, biaaattttccchhhh



  503. akabel21horebags's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pore i tried to put out a cigarette in her house, she said nooo, thats my heat source



  504. rayhermosura11's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, she uses mexico, the whole country az her tanning bed



  505. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mumma is soo fat when she sat down at school she sat next to everybody
    :)



  506. BECKABIDANJEN's Momma Joke:

    ur mars so fat
    when she gets on a bus
    it does a wheeley



  507. BECKABIDANJENLAUKATIE's Momma Joke:

    YE MA RIDES A MOP THINKIN SHES HARRY POTTER



  508. BECKABIDANJENLAUKATIE's Momma Joke:

    YE MARS SO SKINNY
    SHES HULER HUPS WITH A CHEERIO



  509. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant belive its not butter!



  510. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    if your mamas brains were dynamite, she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose!



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so skinny she can dodge raindrops!



  512. joe beezy's Momma Joke:

    YUR MOMMA IS SO FAT IF SHE WAS A RAPPER HER NAME WOULD BE NOTORIOUS KFC



  513. big E's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she made shamu lokk like a tic tac



  514. steven moran's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got on a scale it said i want ur wate not ur nunber



  515. steven moran's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so nasty she was wacthing tv with cokroches on it i asked r wat she was doing she said wathing my kids



  516. steven moran's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got in the beach it said im out



  517. Robert's Momma Joke:

    Ya ma’s so skinny she can grate cheese of her ribs



  518. Mikey's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she tried to srown a fish underwater



  519. minoman's Momma Joke:

    hey SOME GUY yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  520. minoman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she went to an uglyniss-contest and got send away because there was a sign with on it no profesionals



  521. minoman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she made a blind man cry

    yo mama is sooooo ugly not even drakula will tuoch her



  522. Ryan Mcmillan's Momma Joke:

    ya mamma is so stupid she got stuck on an escalotor in a power cut



  523. yo mama so fat she uses a matris as a tampon's Momma Joke:

    CHEESUS



  524. Cheesus's Momma Joke:

    if U like this sight UR gay



  525. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s like a bowling bowl she gets picked up,fingered,thrown in the gutter and still comes back for some more



  526. yo mo mma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a foam cup white and when your done with it its trash



  527. yo mo mma's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter



  528. haha's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat when she steps on the scare it says to be continuee….



  529. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so chinese that when u get bad grades , shell kung fu your ass



  530. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat , when she sees a cow, she’d jumped on it and eat it



  531. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she cant evven fit in her house



  532. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    how abooutt yo maama is so fat that when she made out wid her husband,,,she ate his tongue



  533. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that jupiter cant even compare to her?



  534. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that she usses her tummy as a table



  535. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat that when she work out, all of the weights break



  536. TUANXD's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, the mirror broke



  537. slipper's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so stupid she threw a grenade at me i pulled the pin and threw it back



  538. Jared's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so skinney her picture is on the SIDE of her Drivers licence



  539. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat jabba the hutt said DAAAAAMMMMMNNNN



  540. Chicken Luver's Momma Joke:

    yo slipper your jokes suck,lets have a yo momma fight soon as u can



  541. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat after i got done doin her i rolled over 6 times and i was still on the bitch



  542. WTF??'s Momma Joke:

    These jokes suck u ppl need to actually try but what ev.

    Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  543. N.E.R.D's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she sleeps



  544. jess's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so skinky she runs around the shower to get wet



  545. oreni's Momma Joke:

    fv the jokes



  546. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she heardthe doorbell ring she run to the microwave!$!$!



  547. brett's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she did a connoball and caused tsunami!$!!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!$!



  548. jeta's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat king kong was ingaged to her



  549. cortez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she look like justice



  550. Ivon&JeimmyWAs Here's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat she she got hit by a bus and said “who threw that rock
    “



  551. alexislove Keith's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is YO mamma



  552. Complaint's Momma Joke:

    this isn’t even funny, i am an obese 38 year old single man and i am seriously contemplating suicide. Thanks ‘thebestyomammajokes.com :(’



  553. DAVID " CHODE " WALKER's Momma Joke:

    contaCT ME BABEZ

    07984375963
    derby_dave@hotmail.co.uk
    ;) talk dirty



  554. DAVID " CHODE " WALKER's Momma Joke:

    CHODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    add me :P
    derby_dave@hotmail.co.



  555. jmg's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she got lost(amazing)they had to use all four sides of the milk carton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ha,ha,ha happy early halloween.



  556. John's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she lays on the sun to get a tan



  557. d's Momma Joke:

    diz sum funny shit



  558. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so black when she drinks water she pisses coffee



  559. seth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so black when she drinks water she pisses coffee!!!



  560. frank's Momma Joke:

    ure mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  561. jay's Momma Joke:

    jays mom is so fat she stept on the scale it said to be continyou



  562. jay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is sooooo dumb she ran into a hobo and sead gimy your money



  563. oscar's Momma Joke:

    when oscar was born in sted of slapping him they slapped his mother



  564. billy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade



  565. sammy.t's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so big when she got hit by a train she said ” who though that stick at me”



  566. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat people jogged around her for exercise



  567. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she tryd to drown a fish



  568. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your so fat dat u sat on a 50cent coin and sunk da ship



  569. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck



  570. tom.v's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she jumps for jy she gets stuck



  571. tom.v's Momma Joke:

    hihihihihihihihihihi htis jokes are so crap but good



  572. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a brick shes flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans



  573. earl's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, when she wers a yellow coat people callout TAXI!!!!!!



  574. noah paul schmitz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is soo fat her ass cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a milk dud



  575. Moynul's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mommas Teeth is so yellow she spits out Butter



  576. Moynul's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so short she needs a 70 feet ladder to pick up a extra mini ball



  577. Moynul's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she Moved to jupiter



  578. Moynul's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so fat she Moved to jupiter



  579. adam's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she looked out side and got arrested for mooning



  580. adam's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it



  581. adam's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she asked me were Christmas was and a said down the street and to the left and she went looking



  582. travis's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that jesus couldnt even lift her spirits



  583. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO BALD WHEN SHE TAKES A SHOWER SHE GETS BRAIN WASHED



  584. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE FARTS OUT DUST.



  585. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA ISPOOR WHEN I TOLD HER I NEEDED TO USE THE RESTROOM SHE SAID 4TH TREE TO THE RIGHT.



  586. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA SP POOR I STEPED ON A CIGRIT SHE SAID”HEY WHO TURNED OF THE LIGHTS.



  587. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE LOOKED INSIDE THE MIRROR HER REFLECTION QUIT



  588. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR SHE COULDNT AFFORD SOAP



  589. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE WENT TO MCDONDALS AND STOLE FREE WATER



  590. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT SO MANY GILLS SHE CAN BREATHE UNDER WATER



  591. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR I STOLE YO SKATEBOARD SHE SAID HEY WHO TOOK THE FAMILY VECHILE



  592. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO POOR I ASKED WHAT YALL HAVING FOR DINNER SHE SAID”SNIFF CRABS”.



  593. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO BLACK SHE WIN EVERY GAME OF HIDING GO SEEK



  594. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD HER BIRTHDAY IS EXPIRED



  595. MARCUS's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE EXPIRED



  596. O'RON's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DARK WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND SAID LET THERE BE DARK



  597. SAM JOSEPH's Momma Joke:

    IM SO GAY I LIKE MICHEAL JACKSON



  598. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WAS THE FIRST CAVEMAN ALIVE



  599. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD WHEN MOSES PARTED THE RED SEA HEFOUND HER ON THE OTHER SIDE FISHING.



  600. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO OLD SHE OWS MOSES A DOLLAR.



  601. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO OLD I TOUCHED HER BACK AND HER NIPPLE FELL OFF.



  602. O'RON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN JESUS WALKED ON WATER AND SHE TRIED AND WENT THROUGH.



  603. O'RON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE FELL IN FLORIDA AND LANDED IN CAKIFORNIA



  604. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO POOR HER FACE IS ON FOOD STAMPS



  605. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN THE GROCERY STORE AND STARVED TO DEATH.



  606. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE JUMPED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHATS ON THE OTHER SIDE.



  607. MIKE ANYUON's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN I WAS WATCHING TV SHE STEPED IN MY WAY AND I MISSED 4 SEASONS OF CHOWDER



  608. some awesome dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning



  609. some awesome dude's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so gay he makes michael jackson look cool



  610. Dana said:'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat When She Sat On The Toilet The Toilet Said OHH Shit!!!!!!



  611. roosevelt badger's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are wack come up with new stuff or stop trying 2 b funny i mean sumbody need 2 get on ure momma damn yall ruin my whole day!



  612. roosevelt badger's Momma Joke:

    just stop while your ahead damn yall suck i am about 2 fi yo mama up yall moms should b ashamed



  613. victor's Momma Joke:

    all these suck



  614. the plumber's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sat down she sat down by every body



  615. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    you all suck balls !!!!!



  616. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    shut up ill kill you it will be easy ill just sit down



  617. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    i lost my pistol in my belly



  618. hamster's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she pulled a car out of her belly



  619. somekid's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she put batteries up her ass and started singing i go the power.



  620. catman's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid that when she got locked IN a GROCERY STORE she starved to death!



  621. catman's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid that when she went to a football game and they scored a touch down she yelled HOMERUN!!!!!!!!!



  622. me27's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so fat that when God created earth he asked her to move out
    of the way so he could see the light.



  623. shattas's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so ugly… even ugly will say thats ugly



  624. none aya buisness's Momma Joke:

    this site sucks hairy monkey testicles



  625. Jj's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so nasty when I talked to her on the phone she gave me an ear infection



  626. Chace's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite arond her



  627. jakorlin's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when i went to the zoo they said the gorrila section is over there



  628. fafa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a bank she was still poor



  629. charles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor see as me for a bed and a cup



  630. charles's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dume see could not pass frist grade



  631. charles's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid see said what is a shoe



  632. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said no proffeshinnels



  633. t bag's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she picked up a rat thinking its a puppy!!!!



  634. the bitch's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat I saw in antartica last year waddiling with all the penguins



  635. MRTYPO's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A NINTENDO TRUCK AND SAID I GOT THE POWER



  636. Jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she was the reason the titanic sink



  637. Jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheap i saw her at walmart.



  638. Jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor i saw her chasing the garbage truck with her shopping list



  639. Jackie's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that when she died and went to heaven God told her there was no space for her



  640. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she’s got 3 sizes large, extra large, and OH MY GOD IT’S COMING!!!



  641. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sits around hte house she sits AROUND the house.



  642. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she thought wawa was a donut.



  643. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so small you can see her feet on her driver licsenece.



  644. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped the parents.



  645. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat at the Christmas party someone asked her when those 10 kids were due.



  646. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started singing “WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR BIGGER THAN ME”!



  647. lizze B's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat the scale said her phone number



  648. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s so poor when someone stepped on a cigarrete, she said ” who turned off the heat?”



  649. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so ugly when she stuck her head out the window, she got arrested for mooning!



  650. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so stupid she stole free bread.



  651. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat, her bath tub is the grand canyon.



  652. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she sat on a five$ bill , she made change in pennies.



  653. Nakota's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said to be continued



  654. BOOM BOOOOOM BOOOM's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE CUASED THE GREAT DEPRESSINO



  655. BOOM BOOOOOM BOOOM's Momma Joke:

    UR MAMA IS SOOOOOO FAT!!!! SHE STEPED ON A SCALE ONLY HER TOE FITS



  656. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so dumb she ysed a ruler to see how long she slept



  657. just me's Momma Joke:

    yo mama sooooooooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out. taste the rainbow!!



  658. Nick Hurst's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat, she bleeds chocolate milk.



  659. OG@!3X's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death



  660. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I Dont Think Your Jokes Are Good :/
    Change Them, To Funnier & Better Ones :D!



  661. Remi Callan's Momma Joke:

    There Rubbish :/. Sorry Love <3! xXx



  662. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skinny that she can fit threw a life saver



  663. tiple locc's Momma Joke:

    yur mamas so fat when she wanted a macdonalds all that were stopping here were the doors



  664. tiple locc's Momma Joke:

    yur mamas so fat that she like disney land u cant see all of her in 1 day



  665. javier e's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she falls of the bed both ways



  666. HEYY's Momma Joke:

    PEOPLE YOU NEED TO GET BETTER JOKES MAKE UP SOME DON’T USE ONES THAT YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET



  667. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i walked thru the door and tripped on the back fence



  668. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama house so small she has to go outside to think



  669. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so greasy she bleeds Crisco



  670. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she co-wrote the 4th commandment



  671. hahahaha's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s head is so big that she has to step into her shirts



  672. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat she cant even fit in a joke



  673. ur momma so fat i had to take a bus and a plane just to get on her good side's Momma Joke:

    joel velasquez



  674. your momma is so stinky's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so damn stinky she has every dog humping her leg everytime she passes the pound



  675. your momma is so white's Momma Joke:

    is so damn white the furneal home had to look twice to make sure she wasnt dead



  676. lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she puts on a rain coat kids line up for the bus



  677. lisa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that she chaged 10 cents a screw



  678. Sophia's Momma Joke:

    My mama is so ugly she looks like a pig ..RES-PUU-SHHA (how yuu doin)



  679. Sophia's Momma Joke:

    My momma is so annoying she nag’s my brother 24/7



  680. Carissaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so cheap when yu told her the boogy man lives under ya bed she made him pay rent



  681. helsinki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the beach for a swim a whale came up and sang ‘we are family’



  682. helsinki's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went to the beach for a swim a whale came up and sang ‘we are family’



  683. suckers's Momma Joke:

    youmomma is so stupid, that when she was locked in the supermarket, she starved to death!!



  684. nick's Momma Joke:

    your mama is sooo ugly she thinks tacobell is a mexican phone compoy.



  685. Mikal's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s so fat her blood type is RAGU!



  686. nick's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so dumb she thinks adick is a hotdog



  687. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she wore red some kids said hey its the kool aid man



  688. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE PUT’S MAKE UP TO MAKE UP HER MIND



  689. EDDIE AND ELLWOOD's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA LIKE A CHRISTAS TREE EVERYONE HANGS BALLS ON HER
    YO MAMMA LIKE A STOP SIGN SHE ON EVERY CONER



  690. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    Harris Is Mad Lol



  691. harris's Momma Joke:

    haha i no i am but u r madder



  692. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA LIKE BUTTER SHE SPREADS EASY



  693. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO HAIRY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE GOT CHEWBACCA IN HEADLOCK



  694. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE STOLE A FREE SAMPLE



  695. Eddie's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA LIKE A BUS MEN GET ON AND OFF HER



  696. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    yomama’s so ugly bigfoot takes pic’s of her.



  697. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    Yomama’s are like a frieing Pan Evreyone throws there meat in her.



  698. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    yomama is like a dor nob evreyone gets a turn



  699. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    yomama like a door nob evreyone getsw a turn



  700. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    yomama is sooooooo hairy the only langage she speaks in Wookie !!!



  701. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    yomama so stupid she washes her hands in the toilet and shits in the sink



  702. J.G.L's Momma Joke:

    What Boy’s !!!!



  703. Kirsti's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s such a hoe she’s got 20 wedding rings on each finger



  704. Hello's Momma Joke:

    These are very stupid just like yur mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)



  705. Hello's Momma Joke:

    Were the crap are yall gettin yalls jokes from these are poor and corny just like yalls momma



  706. Hello's Momma Joke:

    Dude you need to stop posting these jokes there sooooo freakin gay just like yur momma



  707. Hello's Momma Joke:

    JGL needs to go away



  708. Hello's Momma Joke:

    can i get a turn on yur momma tooo?



  709. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that wen she laid on the bbech ecvery one was running round her shouting three willy



  710. tyler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that wen she laid on the bbech ecvery one was running round her shouting three willy



  711. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she stold free bread



  712. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet sang abcdefg get your big fat but off me



  713. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb she had you



  714. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like trash thrown away hay everone



  715. bryant's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she got to where white gloves to keep from bitting her fungus nails cuz they look like tootsie roll.



  716. bryant's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black she got to where white gloves to keep from bitting her fungus cuz they look like tootsie roll.



  717. Riccofox96's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she work as one of the screens at the movies. Yo mama so fat she perspires mayonnaise. And yo mama so fat that shes fat.



  718. hannah miller's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that she has to have a licenseplate on her rearend that says doublestuffed



  719. ttttttttttttttttttttttss's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat when i ask her for mayo she started picking for her belly



  720. trever's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy she had a baby that died of rugburn



  721. trever's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she sat on a nickel and made it a quarter



  722. trever's Momma Joke:

    mine rool OH YA!!!!



  723. trever's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she ran after a garbage truck with a grocery list



  724. Nicovilic's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a pool table,balls go in and out



  725. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR momma is sooooooooo ugly that wen she sweats down her face is rolls back up



  726. josh's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat her blood type is butter



  727. josh's Momma Joke:

    your momma is like a hardware store,its only 10 cents a screw



  728. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she went out in highheels and came back in flipflops



  729. josh's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so stupid she noticed a wet floor sign so she did



  730. Ajax's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so fat wen she crawld lukily in2 a monster truk it turned in2 a lowrider



  731. Ajax's Momma Joke:

    Gram yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles started popping out



  732. Ajax's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat she has a six pack of rolls on her stomach



  733. Ajax's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so stupid when i told her to do the robot she gave r2 d2 Aids



  734. Ajax's Momma Joke:

    Tony that joke is so old frodo could make a better one



  735. upon989's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so black every time she steps out of a car the oil light comes on.



  736. blahhxx's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy when she shaves her baqq yo dad takes it nd swes it into a new tupay



  737. robert yo momma Jokes:'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is old that she sat behind Jesus in second grade



  738. Your momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so ugly she made an onion cry

    your momma’s so fat she has her own zipcode

    your momma’s so old her security number is “1″



  739. Your momma's Momma Joke:

    Q: Why doesn’t your mum use the internet???
    A: Cos she’s already worldwide!



  740. Your momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she walks down the street in september people say “Damn,hallowean already”



  741. Your momma's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said “who threw that stone?”



  742. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat,she has more chins than a chinese phonebook



  743. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old,still owes jesus $2



  744. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so nasty her denchers has cavitys.



  745. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black her shadow is ligh skined



  746. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she dies they will need two heavens.



  747. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama stinks so bad she gives flys seziures.



  748. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so dumb it takes her hour and a half to watch 60 minutes



  749. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she went to the circus an gave the elephants a ride.



  750. dennis webb's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she can hand glide with a dorito



  751. casey's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so



  752. tyler webbs joke's Momma Joke:

    your mamas ass is so big it has it’s own hart and lungs



  753. tyler webb's joke's Momma Joke:

    your mamas house is so nasty when i sit down on the toilet and i get pragnet.



  754. tyler webb mama joke's Momma Joke:

    your mamas ass is so big it hs it’s own hart and lungs.



  755. Tito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she went in a haunted house came out with a application.



  756. Tito's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat,when she went into space she got stuck in a black hole.



  757. Kale :D's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so skinny when she lifts the toilet seat up she gets hernia



  758. YOMOMMARIDER's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT IF WE WANTED TOO WE COULD STOP THE WAR RIGHT NOW



  759. SUK's Momma Joke:

    U ALL SUCK



  760. lil dwayne's Momma Joke:

    yor mama so stiny the certon close by it’s self



  761. lil dwayne's Momma Joke:

    your mama sow stupid she cant put the mama
    in aphabetile order



  762. lil dwayne's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stany she smels likestail chips



  763. lil dwayne's Momma Joke:

    .your mama gap is so big when the kicker kicks a feil goal the ref ses good



  764. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&m’s in alphebetical order



  765. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, she saw the sign that said McDonalds Left she turned around and went home



  766. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like JC penny, “its all inside”



  767. alex's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so nasty, when i asked her whats for dinner, she spread open her legs and said crabs



  768. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old i told her to act her age and she died



  769. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb she stole free bread



  770. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  771. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny she has to run around the shower to get wet



  772. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out



  773. MakyD's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so hairy she makes bigfoot look bald



  774. love doctor's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so skinny she puts flat stanley out of business



  775. love docter's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is so fat that they haded to make her the new santa claus



  776. K's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid that when she jumped off a building she asked for directions!



  777. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stuiped she thought E40 was a pill



  778. kingjoker524's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so clumsy she got tangled in a cordless phone



  779. pene's Momma Joke:

    dj’s joke is sostupid he spelled stupid wrong. lol



  780. miss-swggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hariy she got afros on her nipples



  781. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put on her glasses to watch 20/20



  782. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her ass can be a satellite



  783. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat yo daddy prppose to her with a onuin ring



  784. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween



  785. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her teddy milk is dust



  786. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old her teddy milk expired in 1802



  787. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat after sex she smokes turkeys



  788. miss-swaggy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so short i saw her in a doll house



  789. BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat even dora couldn’t explore her



  790. BEAST's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so salty she tastes like a lay’s potato chip



  791. BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she fell on top of walmart and made all the prices go down



  792. BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family



  793. BEAST's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama’s like humpty dumpty, first she gets humped then she gets dumped



  794. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly it looks like she caught on fire and they put her out with a fork



  795. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to wach 60 minuts



  796. hobo :)'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama is stupid she sold her car for gas money



  797. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so fat she is in a pool and water jump out haha



  798. lolful64's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when jesus said let there be light he had to kick her ass out of the way



  799. lilgowder's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so short she can hangglide from a dirito



  800. hamsa's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck



  801. J.J lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a mosquito,she cant stop suckin till i smack her!!!



  802. J.J lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a squirrel,she cant stay off my nuts!!!



  803. J.J lopez's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a vacuume cleaner,she sucks,she blows then gets put away in the closet



  804. cornelius's Momma Joke:

    your omma so fat when she jump in the air she got stuck



  805. Marilyn's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma’s sooo stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  806. declan batt's Momma Joke:

    your mama is such a sket that when she plays rugby she gives everyone a try



  807. colvin's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so nasty u asked wats for dinner she pulled down her pants and said tuna with crabs on tha side



  808. jazmine's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the car she makes it go lowrider



  809. yo momma joke to john's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas breath is like wack she needs atick not a tack but the whole dam pack



  810. YALL CANT SPELL's Momma Joke:

    YOUR ALL STUPID AND RETARDED AS HELL



  811. Mayaa's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing she said MOVING



  812. YO momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so nasty, her clothyes evaporated



  813. NEN's Momma Joke:

    NEN NEN NEN NEN



  814. NEN's Momma Joke:

    THE LEGEND SPEAKS THE TRUTH



  815. NEN's Momma Joke:

    neennn



  816. cisco's Momma Joke:

    what does your mama have in common with a mexican hooker and a potato chip ? they are all fri-to-lay



  817. chris's Momma Joke:

    your so fat when you stood on a scale it showed your homephone number



  818. lol jokes's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON WALMART SHE LOWERED THE PRICES!!!!!!!!!



  819. cisco's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so ugly when she was born they slapped the s#*t out of the doctor



  820. cisco's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so skinny she had to run around in the shower to get wet



  821. cisco's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that it lookes like she fell outta the ugly tree …….AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN



  822. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she can’t afford a piece of rice



  823. morgan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so fat she gots more chins than hongkongg



  824. johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so teeth r so yellow & face is so black she looks lika pittsbough steelers helmet



  825. jessiah's Momma Joke:

    I said what are you doing with the paper on the t.v. yo momma said im watching paper view



  826. j's Momma Joke:

    yo momma house so small when she order a pizza she had to go out side and eat it



  827. callum browning's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck



  828. funny joke guy's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so dumb she stuck 2 double AA batteries up her but and said I got the power.



  829. DiseasedWeasel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that obi-wan kenobi said; thats no moon thats yo mama



  830. DiseasedWeasel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that jabba the hutt said DAMN!



  831. DiseasedWeasel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid she thought that a lightsaber was low on calories



  832. DiseasedWeasel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat that when she put on a yellow sweater all the kids said THE BUS IS HERE!



  833. ise's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she sat at the back of the bus and the but started doing wheels



  834. ise's Momma Joke:

    ise is a pirate and so is mursal



  835. ise's Momma Joke:

    ise mom got a blue waffle



  836. ise egal's Momma Joke:

    ise is banging his mom day in day out



  837. ise's Momma Joke:

    ise and his mom have fun of the ps3 contrlo witch leeds to the bed room



  838. ise's Momma Joke:

    ise mom gives head she lives on number 8 samile town



  839. jamia's Momma Joke:

    jamia shit in class 2 times in a row



  840. maddddi+nicole aree sexy beastt's Momma Joke:

    your mum loved me last night



  841. maddddi+nicole aree sexy beastt's Momma Joke:

    i did urrr mum hard



  842. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth



  843. Nero's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat… Well she’s just fat.



  844. Wordpress Themes's Momma Joke:

    Good dispatch and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Gratefulness you seeking your information.



  845. Omega's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat after your dad had sex with her he rolled over 5 times and still had a mile to go



  846. Yo mama so fat she got arrested fo 10 pounds of crack!!'s Momma Joke:

    Mario



  847. Debt Settlement's Momma Joke:

    Sorry for my bad english. Thank you so much for your good post. Your post helped me in my college assignment, If you can provide me more details please email me.



  848. Ineyz's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat that when she put on a yelllow rain suite they all called out Bus…Bus



  849. Alpha.AT3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat dat when she whore a blue shirt den jumped off a building every one yeld da sky is falling da sky is falling



  850. Alpha.AT3's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy dat when every one saw her every one yelled sasquatch on da loose



  851. Dodo Jt's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that when they had a contest of running the longest she toke 1 step and she fell down



  852. get r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she puts mayonase on her asperin to getta taste



  853. get r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink



  854. get r's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she farted she went to lunar orbit



  855. templeton777's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs



  856. templeton777's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat her shirt comes in three diffrent sizes large, extra large, and o my god its coming



  857. rhinny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she uses a rain puddle for bath water.



  858. rhinny's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down



  859. hitter's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so FAT SHE WAS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN AND A WHALE STARTED SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THEN ME



  860. dooguuuupppppppp5555's Momma Joke:

    you mamma so stupid she was waching the new and it said ciral killer on the loose and she said hide the coco puffs



  861. gayjohniluvrainbows!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Your mama’s butt cheeks are so fat it looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.



  862. gayjohniluvrainbows!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste



  863. SOME GUY's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so nasty that she poors salt water down her pants to keep the “crabs” Fresh!



  864. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat, her nickname is “DAMN”



  865. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that chuck norris started to cry!



  866. mimi244's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy, the barbor at the barbor shop needed to borrow the towns scissors



  867. mimi244's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid, she thought hats were supposed to be weared on butts



  868. mimi244's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas head is so small, she doesnt have a brain



  869. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy the wokkies denied her as one of them



  870. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she sold you for ice cream



  871. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly that the bogeyman has to look under his bed



  872. killa cam's Momma Joke:

    yhu so fat when yhu walked across da tv and i missed 3 commercials



  873. arial willson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean the wales started singing we are family even though your fatter than me



  874. arial willson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid that wen the judge called out order your mama said ill take 2 cheese burgers and some fries



  875. arial willson's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she bungge jumped strait to hell



  876. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she robbed Mcdonalds for burgers



  877. dude G's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat that she made jupiter the second largest planet



  878. Lewis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

    Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

    yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed!



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yow momma is so fat she was wereing a blue bathing suite and bout to jump off and everyone like the sky is flling the sky is falling



  880. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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