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    bobo said:

      yo mommas so fat when she stood on the scales it said to be continued.

  2. 2
    bobo said:

      your mom is so fat her belt size is equator

  3. 3
    bobo said:

      yo moma is so fat binladen is hiden in her ass

  4. 4
    vicki said:

      Your momma is so stupid she sits on the TV to watch the couch

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    tony g said:

      yo momma is so fat she dont need the internet because shes already world wide.

  6. 6
    tony g said:

      yo momma is so skinny when she grows a fro she looks like a used q tip.

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    tony g said:

      yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kick jesus.

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    tony g said:

      yo momma teeth are so gappy it looks like her tounge is in jail.

  9. 9
    tony g said:

      yo momma butt is so hairy it looks like don king is about to pop out and say holy miracle

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    some dude said:

      those are the worst yo momma jokes i have ever heard
      i refuse to contribute to this site

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    Justice said:

      Yo Momma is So Fat She dosen’t take pictures she takes posters!

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