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  1. 100
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

  2. 101
    clinic said:

      ye-ya you seem ritty good add me on msn or what ever you got i wanna battle you out upset_mind09@hotmail.com

      Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

  3. 102
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read

  4. 103
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

  5. 104
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so old, GOD chilled with her on the 7th day!

  6. 105
    Ye-Ya said:

      clinic….. i only do this to ease the tensions of the day…. Not for glory purposes…

      who.in.la@hotmail.com

  7. 106
    Ye-Ya said:

      yo momma’s so stupid, I asked her to check if my blinker worked and she responded: yes_no_yes_no_yes_no…..

  8. 107
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so stupid & broke, she joined a football team to get her quarterback!

  9. 108
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s breath stanks so bad, her teeth duck when she speaks!

  10. 109
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more roles than the pilsbury doughboy!

  11. 110
    Ye-Ya said:

      You momma’s so fat, she’s got more tires than the michelin man!!

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