560 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 111
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   Yo mom’s so ugly , she trick-or-treats over the phone!!

2. 112
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   Yo mom’s so fat, she can’t even masturbate!!

3. 113
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor

4. 114
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   yo mommas so fat people can run a marathon around her

5. 115
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up

6. 116
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   yo mommas so skinny for haloween she rapped her self in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick

7. 117
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum

8. 118
   danielle said:
   Posted: March 20th, 2007

   yo mommas so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper

9. 119
   collin said:
   Posted: March 21st, 2007

   yo momma so fat bill gates cant afford her lipposuction

10. 120
    $parxx said:
    Posted: March 21st, 2007

    yo mammas so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus

11. 121
    jwork said:
    Posted: March 21st, 2007

    yo moma so stank that it smells like she got a bag of onions in a headlock

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