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  1. 122
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so fat she jumped into the air amd got stuck

  2. 123
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so poor for christmas she brought home a dvd of other people opening presents

  3. 124
    $parxx said:

      COMON BITCH

  4. 125
    $parxx said:

      JWORK

  5. 126
    $parxx said:

      yo mammas so short she holds up a sign saying please dont spit i cant swim

  6. 127
    Rachelle said:

      Your mommas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time “please”

  7. 128
    YOUR MOMMA! said:

      Alexis your nothing but a dumb bitch that loves to talk shit. Oh and I bet you do love twinkies your prolly fat as hell!

  8. 129
    Rachelle said:

      Your mommas so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can I said what are you doing and she said “moving”!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 130
    shanree said:

      yo momma is so fat dat wen she sits on a bus she sits next 2 everybody!!!

  10. 131
    shanree said:

      yo momma is so stupid dat she sold her car 4 petrol!!

  11. 132
    reesha said:

      ur momma is so fat dat wen she wears a yellow coat every1 shouts TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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