ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
yo mommas so ugly when you goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on!
ur mommas so ugly that her psychiatrist makes her lye face down
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mom’s so hairy, the crabs use her pussy hairs as bungy cords!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s so ugly, her shadow makes a run for it !!!
Your mom’s so ugly, her reflection runs away!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s so stupid, she sent a complaint letter to the M&M factory about only having W’s in her bag!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mom’s such a slut, she wears green lipstick, ’cause red means STOP!!
I’m out!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas so old, she has a kick start vibrator
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas like a vaccume, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund…
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Your mommas like a t.v., a three year old can turn her own
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
ur mommas so old back when she was a kid rainbows were black and white
ur mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
ur mommas so ugly she uses a line of make-up called ‘why bother’
ur mommas glasses are so thick when she looks down on a map she can see the little people waving at her