ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!
ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
i like to dance
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
lets not fight lets be friends
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
i love u all *opps i just pooped all over mah compooper screen*
Posted: March 24th, 2007
Yo mom’s so fat, for your birthday they laid her on her back and used her belly as the jump-for-fun!!
Posted: March 24th, 2007
your mom’s so broke, I asked her for 50 cents, she said : 40! why you want 30, when 20’s to much. Here’s 10 cents and give 5 to your brother!!
Posted: March 24th, 2007
your mom’s so stupid, I asked her what synonym was, and she said “That spice you put on your french toast.”
(cinnamon)
Posted: March 24th, 2007
ur mommas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
ur mommas so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs
ur mommas breath stinks so bad that when she opend her mouth humans became extinct
ur mommas so ugly if she stuck a picture of her under the bed itll scare all the mice away!
ur mommas so ugly the boggey man got scacked from his job so she could have it
..not my best jokes but i cba to type no more!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
yo mommy is so fat when she whant on the scale itt said go and take a walk
Posted: March 25th, 2007
Your mom’s so stupid, when I asked her for ice, she said she didn’t have the recipe!!
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ur moma is so stupid she stold a free sample
Posted: March 28th, 2007
ur mommas so ugly she walked into a haunted mansion and walked out with a job
ur mommas so fat a car hit her and she yelled, “WHO THREW THAT?”
ur mommas so fat she saw a sign that said “Say No to Crack” and it reminded her to pull up her pants
ur mommas so fat she can take a shower without getting her feet wet
ur mommas so fat she walked through the trailer park and caused $10,000,000 in damages