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  1. 166
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so big and fat, scientologists thought earth had a tumor growing ….

  2. 167
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so ugly, GOD broke the mold and slapped himself!

  3. 168
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so dumb she went into a supermarket and expected to see Superman! OH!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 169
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma’s farts are so smelly people but them in nucular bombs!

  5. 170
    Anonymous said:

      put i mean not but

  6. 171
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s titties sag so much, it looks like she’s got a set of balls!!

  7. 172
    clinic said:

      yo ye-ya man your good i added you dog yo good but heres one thats gonna bust your buttens

      yo moms so fat enorder for your parents to be able to fight your dad had to take somo wresleing classes so he had a chance

  8. 173
    Ye-Ya said:

      Good lookin’ Clinic….. hit me up whenever dawg!! Check this one out!

      Your mom’s so stupid, when I look into her eyes, I can see the back of her head!!

  9. 174
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so stupid, when the doctor told her she was pregnant, she asked, ” Is it mine?”

  10. 175
    Ye-Ya said:

      your mom’s so retarded, she celebrated after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…That’s because the box said 4-6 years!!!

  11. 176
    Ye-Ya said:

      I’m Out!!!

      Shout-out to Danielle and Clinic! Wut up peeps!

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