539 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 177
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 2nd, 2007

   ye-ya for sure dog check dis one out

   yo momma so fat your dad makes her sleep on the lawn because shes to big for the bed and the couch

2. 178
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 2nd, 2007

   yo momma is so fat everytime she jumps she makes a new grand canyon

3. 179
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   yo momma is so tall and fat she has to use the CN tower as a dildo

4. 180
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   You’re mom’s so ugly….. her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan factory!!!!

5. 181
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   ohh ye-ya that was nice man

   Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

6. 182
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

7. 183
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

8. 184
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

9. 185
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 3rd, 2007

   Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

10. 186
    clinic said:
    Posted: April 3rd, 2007

    yo momma so ugly food stores band her because everytime she looks at food she makes it go rotten

11. 187
    clinic said:
    Posted: April 3rd, 2007

    Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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