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  1. 188
    clinic said:

      peace be back tomorrow

  2. 189
    Anonymous said:

      your mom stinks so bad that when she shits her shit wears a mask.

  3. 190
    jokster said:

      here’s a remixed version.

      yo momma so poor i saw her in the ally kicking a can and asked her what the hell she was doing she turned around and said MOVING! DAM IT. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYBODY ASK ME THAT!!!!!!

  4. 191
    jokster said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO MCD’S AND CAME OUT WITH A BILL MORE THAN MY MANSION!!!!!

  5. 192
    jokster said:

      TELL ME WHY YO HEAD BE LOOKIN LIKE A MILKDUD! LOL

      P.S I MENT SHIT NOT MILKDUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. 193
    joseph said:

      yo mama so wallerd out, its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway it dont make any sence.

  7. 194
    clinic said:

      ahhhaha theres some pritty good somes from jokster

      Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

      Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

  8. 195
    clinic said:

      Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

  9. 196
    Ye-Ya said:

      I read this somewhere…

      Yo mom’s so poor, she can’t even pay attention….

  10. 197
    Ye-Ya said:

      Yo mom’s such a slut, I got an ear-infection when I called her over the phone!

  11. 198
    Ye-Ya said:

      Your mom’s so small, she gives my sperm a blowjob!!!!

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