560 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 199
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
   Yo momma so hairy Big foot is taking her picture..

2. 200
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   Yo momma’s house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen

3. 201
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   yo mama is so fat that Iraq threatened her with slim-fast if she didnt fart to intoxicate half the population

   Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow.

4. 202
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   Yo Momma house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window!

5. 203
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

6. 204
   clinic said:
   Posted: April 6th, 2007

   I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job…

7. 205
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   ddddddddddd
   ddddddddddd
   ddddddd
   dog yo maoms a dog

8. 206
   P-Diddy in person said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   yo moms are so lesbo that they creatd you by calling MEEEE!!!!!

9. 207
   P-Diddy in person said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   fudgicle home dog
   fudgical what?
   Fudgical your momma

10. 208
    clinic said:
    Posted: April 7th, 2007

    p-diddy in person yo suck you need to say better shit then that god

11. 209
    hazza said:
    Posted: April 8th, 2007

    jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pall of water jack fell down and broke his crown
    but it turns out the hill was your mother

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