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  1. 12
    luke n tel said:

      yo momma is like a bus people get off and on her!

  2. 13
    joey said:

      yo momma so fat she stood on the skale and dialed Dr.Phills phone number

  3. 14
    joey said:

      yo momma is so skinny she can grade cheese on her ribs

  4. 15
    joey said:

      yo momma is like a brick, she gets laid by beaners

  5. 16
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo Mommas so fat God couldn’t light the Earth until she moved

  6. 17
    Gage Trump said:

      yo momma is so poor she cant even afford to pay attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 18
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo mamma has so big of a hump on her back that your daddy dumped her because she couldn’t stay straight up with him

  8. 19
    Gage Trump said:

      yo momma so stupid she put a piece of paper on the TV and said look i have paper view

  9. 20
    Gage Trump said:

      Yo mommas so fat she tried to walk in mcdonalds tripped over wendys and landed on burger king

  10. 21
    brandy said:

      i agree with SOME DUDEon the momma jokes

  11. 22
    Anonymous said:

      those are some beast jokes

      -kailyn and julia

      julia has a tapeworm!!!

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