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  1. 221
    buck said:

      alexis your momma is so tall she was walkin and hit astreet light with her pussie

  2. 222
    Anonymous said:

      ur moma so german, she cant go a day without yelling STRUDEL

  3. 223
    AngelChick05 said:

      Your mother is so disgusting, she is friends with Jime.

  4. 224
    AngelChick05 said:

      You’re mommas so stupid, she voted for Bush.

  5. 225
    Baby01 said:

      your momma’s so old, Moses appears in her year book

  6. 226
    Wiggar said:

      Your mom’s toes are so crusty, her toe print is how we got the mojave desert cracks!

  7. 227
    Curtis said:

      Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths!! Sloths We SLEEP 18 HOURS BUT WE ALWAYS PARTY 24 HUNT IN PACKS AND EAT ALGE OFF OUR FUR
      P.S GO TO YOUTUBE TYPE IN SLOTHS AND CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE ON THE TOP THAT SAYS SNL SLOTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 228
    Curtis said:

      YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT MISTAKEN FOR BOOTA

  9. 229
    'sup said:

      Yo momma so ugly, when yo dad kicked her out of the house, he was arrested for littering

  10. 230
    'sup said:

      Yo momma so fat, she was baptized in gravy

  11. 231
    'sup said:

      Yo momma so fat, she was born on the 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th of June

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