643 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 232
   'sup said:
   Posted: April 17th, 2007

   Yo momma so dumb, she drowned in a glass of water

   I’m done, whatever.

2. 233
   bob555 said:
   Posted: April 17th, 2007

   yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said,”i got the power”.

3. 234
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yo mama’s so fat, Earth orbits around her!

4. 235
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yur mama stinks so bad, flies stay away from her!

5. 236
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yur mama’s so fat, she spits butter.

6. 237
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yur mama’s so skinny, she’s got 2 back’s!!

7. 238
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yur mama so hairy, she gave birth to ewoks’ !

8. 239
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 19th, 2007

   Yur mom’s nickname is Now & Later. ’cause for $5, she’ll suck your dick now & later!!!

9. 240
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: April 20th, 2007

   I didn’t mean to expose your mom’s nickname clinic… my bad! But tell her thanks. best $5 I spent!

10. 241
    Daz said:
    Posted: April 20th, 2007

    All of yo mommas are so fat, KFC had to install speed bumps in thier restaurants. You know because she’s a really fat bitch ya hurrd!

11. 242
    Daz said:
    Posted: April 20th, 2007

    Oh hey, yo mommas rang, the dog pound has her, they couldn’t find her address on her collar

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