Yo mama’s SO stupid, i asked her what the chemical formula for water was, and she said: H I J K L M N O. I asked what the phuk was that? She said it’s H to O.
these yo momma jokes are SOO phuking lame! no joke. stop trying to be kool and put lame ass jokes on here that make you look “cool”. allz i gotta sayy is stop putting tha lame ones on and thro em out and put tha good ones inn (: and no im nott a bitch. peaceeeeeeee.
Posted: May 14th, 2007
To:Alexis yo momma`s butt so big she had too shit in a dumster
From:Curtis
yo momma ugly when she went to the bank and they turned the survliance cameras off
yo momma so fat she lost a gameof hide and seek when she id behind M.T Everest
Posted: May 15th, 2007
kak u
Posted: May 15th, 2007
Yo mama’s SO stupid, i asked her what the chemical formula for water was, and she said: H I J K L M N O. I asked what the phuk was that? She said it’s H to O.
Posted: May 17th, 2007
your mommas gap is so big the sign says next mole next tooth
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
Yur mamita is so estupid, che tol’ me dat one ( juan) on one ( juan) is two mexicano’s playing basketbol…
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo momma so fat that when she bent over there is a full moon
Posted: May 24th, 2007
these yo momma jokes are SOO phuking lame! no joke. stop trying to be kool and put lame ass jokes on here that make you look “cool”. allz i gotta sayy is stop putting tha lame ones on and thro em out and put tha good ones inn (: and no im nott a bitch. peaceeeeeeee.
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mama so skinny she uses the toilet as a gacusi
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo muma so fat she uses her bed mattress as a tampon
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mama so fat she has to lay down in the shower to wash her feet!
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mama so fat she irons her nickers in the drive way