579 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 298
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, She calls WEDNESDAY Wendy’s Day.

2. 299
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid, I asked her can I have 50cent, and she said where does he live.

3. 300
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so stanky, she went to visit Antarctic and farted. 15 seconds later we were at war with Japan.

4. 301
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so stupid, She asked me what was I doing, So I said ”Watching Yo Momma”, and she got offended.

   .:=:.

5. 302
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so ugly, She walked past a Parrot, and da Parrot said ”UGLY GIRL UGLY GIRL”.
   .:-:.

6. 303
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, She was in school and da teacher asked her what number should you call when you get robbed. She said 911 A.K.A. What I saw when I stepped on the scale.

7. 304
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, I saw her sitting around da house,LITERALLY.

8. 305
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, she needs 3 cameras just to take 1 picture of her.

9. 306
   A-DUB said:
   Posted: June 15th, 2007

   Yo momma so fat, I said Rothlisberger good,And she said ”MMM, Sounds good what Fast-Food Store is it at.

10. 307
    john tatum said:
    Posted: June 16th, 2007

    yo mommas like my bitch i like my bitches clean

11. 308
    A-DUB said:
    Posted: June 16th, 2007

    Yo momma so stupid and fat, She got 3 rolls and a stretch mark down da middle saying ”I’m stronger than you, look at my six pack.

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