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    A-DUB said:

      Yo momma so stupid,I said I was gonna do a back flip It’s cold, So she said,”Ok let me get my blanket.

  2. 310
    A-DUB said:

      Yo momma so stupid, I said,”Man I’m thirsty”, And She Said ,”Hi Thirsty,My name is Shannen”.

  3. 311
    calculate loan repayment said:

      calculate loan repayment…

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  4. 312
    A-DUB said:

      Yo momma so small, When it rains She’s the last one to know.

  5. 313
    A-DUB said:

      Yo momma so fat, She got baptised and flooded the whole church

  6. 314
    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas like a race car, she burns four rubbers a day

  7. 315
    reno said:

      yo mommas like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw

  8. 316
    reno said:

      yo momma so fat she dont take pictures, she uses posters

  9. 317
    reno said:

      yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang, abcdefg get yo fat @$$ off of me

  10. 318
    sparkz said:

      yo moma so fat dat wen she wnt 2 da beach all the little kids ran around her singing free willy

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    prescription drug diet pill with cod charges said:

      prescription drug diet pill with cod charges…

      Dorothea hypothetically?eyelids crudely …

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