539 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 23
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   AND ITS REALLY BIG

2. 24
   alex smith bnm blap! lol ;) said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   yo mommas so fat, she puts her blanket over the ocean to make her water bed!

3. 25
   sammyfizzle said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   ur momma is so short she has 2 stand on a chair to reach puberty

4. 26
   Dylan said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat she had to use the highway as a slip in slide.

5. 27
   Keith said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links.

6. 28
   Keith said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat she’s on 2 diets cause 1 ain’t feedin’ her enough.

7. 29
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   this is the sequel
   to julia and her tape worm…..
   it got bigger
   …………………

8. 30
   juliastapeworm said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   yo mama is so stupid that someone told it was chili outside and she got a spoon

   from mr bradley

9. 31
   juliastapeworman said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   yo mama is so old shes older than ur grandma

   –from mr bradley

10. 32
    Davey said:
    Posted: March 3rd, 2007

    Yo mommas pussy is so lose, you can pull her pussy flaps over her head and eat her like a dim sim.

11. 33
    yomomma said:
    Posted: March 3rd, 2007

    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DAMN TAPEWORM. I CHALLENGE JULIA
    TO A YO MOMMA FIGHT SUNDAY, MARCH 4TH.

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