645 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 342
   KingOfMemphis said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   Yo Momma Poetry: Roses are red, violets are whack, damn yo momma smells like ass crack.

2. 343
   QueenOfMemphis said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   Yo Momma Poetry: Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo momma sucked in one hour?

3. 344
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly that when an astrounaut saw her in space he said “Houston we have a problem.

4. 345
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   Yo momma is so poor that when i asked to go to the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”

5. 346
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   any one want to challenge me i will be here 1:30

6. 347
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   I mean in your time 8:30

7. 348
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   Yo momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

8. 349
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 10th, 2007

   Yo momma is so stinky that she makes skunks want to take a bath

9. 350
   Joey Age 23 said:
   Posted: July 11th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat when she wanted to turn around on her bed she had to ask for directions

10. 351
    Joey Age 23 said:
    Posted: July 11th, 2007

    Hey Queen of Memphis I bet I can kick your ass in a yo momma fight!

11. 352
    Joey Age 23 said:
    Posted: July 11th, 2007

    YO momma is so stupid she went to the 99cents store and asked for a price check

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