539 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 34
   Juggalo_J said:
   Posted: March 4th, 2007

   Your mom is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded

2. 35
   HA said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2007

   yo moma is like cement it takes her 2 days to get hard

3. 36
   TheQueen said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2007

   Yo momma ia so fat her picture is heavy

4. 37
   TheQueen said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2007

   Yo momma is so poor i asked her where the bathroom was and she said 3rd bucket on the left

5. 38
   TheQueen said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat we had to have a welcome back party

6. 39
   TheQueen said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat I rolled over 3x’s and was still on the bitch

7. 40
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   yo moms like a big mac shes full of fat and only werth 1 dollar

8. 41
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   yo moma so fat when she put on a red dress and walks down the street people yell HEY COOL AID

9. 42
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   yo momma so fat it takes 3 train 4 bus rides 3 taxies and you gotta walk 50 miles to get around her

10. 43
    clinic said:
    Posted: March 9th, 2007

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

11. 44
    clinic said:
    Posted: March 9th, 2007

    yall add me upset_mind09@hotmail.com ok thats only if you wants some kill her yo momma jokes ohh yeah and yo momma so stupid she was thinkin the the dark and i came in a turned on a light and she thought she had a bright idea

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