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  1. 452
    Wild_boy said:

      I’m your momma’s favorite customer.

  2. 453
    Wild_boy said:

      yo momma’s so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.

  3. 454
    Wild_boy said:

      yo mommas so stupid she was staring at a glass of juice trying to find out if it is concentrated.

  4. 455
    swavie said:

      yo momma so ugly when she looked out the window and the cops arrested her for mooning

  5. 456
    swavie said:

      yo momma so fat the 5 toughest men in the world couldn’t pick her up p.s.they were on steroids and still couldn’t

  6. 457
    I forgot my name said:

      yo momma so dumb she tried to alphebetize M&Ms ooooooooooooohhh burn

  7. 458
    I forgot my name said:

      Yo momma so fat and black, she went as a parking lot for halloween

  8. 459
    I forgot my name said:

      yo momma raped Naruto LD. wadda u gunna do now bitch?

  9. 460
    Anonymous said:

      yo mama is so fat she laughed and it sounded like an earthquake

  10. 461
    dylan said:

      yo mama so ugly she looked at a tree and the tree died

  11. 462
    dylan said:

      yo mama is so ugly and fat the female strippers said get off the stage faty

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