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  1. 518
    akabel21horebags said:

      yo momma so fat her blood type is o
      oreo

  2. 519
    akabel21horebags said:

      yo momma so fat, her tampax is a blanket

  3. 520
    akabel21horebags said:

      yo momma so fat she sit next to everybody in the classroom, biaaattttccchhhh

  4. 521
    akabel21horebags said:

      yo momma so pore i tried to put out a cigarette in her house, she said nooo, thats my heat source

  5. 522
    rayhermosura11 said:

      yo momma so fat, she uses mexico, the whole country az her tanning bed

  6. 523
    Anonymous said:

      your mumma is soo fat when she sat down at school she sat next to everybody
      :)

  7. 524
    BECKABIDANJEN said:

      ur mars so fat
      when she gets on a bus
      it does a wheeley

  8. 525
    BECKABIDANJENLAUKATIE said:

      YE MA RIDES A MOP THINKIN SHES HARRY POTTER

  9. 526
    BECKABIDANJENLAUKATIE said:

      YE MARS SO SKINNY
      SHES HULER HUPS WITH A CHEERIO

  10. 527
    Anonymous said:

      your mamas teeth are so yellow, i cant belive its not butter!

  11. 528
    Anonymous said:

      if your mamas brains were dynamite, she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose!

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