645 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 45
   John said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   yo momma is so stupid i said hey and she said ho.

2. 46
   John said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   Yo momma is so stupid she tried to act smart and she died.

3. 47
   Keith said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   gay

4. 48
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

5. 49
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   o mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

6. 50
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

7. 51
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

8. 52
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

9. 53
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 11th, 2007

   Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

10. 54
    clinic said:
    Posted: March 11th, 2007

    Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

11. 55
    lilair said:
    Posted: March 13th, 2007

    yo momma is like the rides at wal-mart 25cents a ride

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