539 Responses to “Yo Mama Jokes - Who’s Got The Best?”

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1. 89
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so fat, Laird Hamilton slaps her ass and rides the wave to her ankles!!!

2. 90
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so hairy, her nipples have got dreadlocks….

3. 91
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so old, her birth certificate was the eleventh tablet from the 10 commandments!!

4. 92
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo momma’s so small, she base jumps of the curb!!

5. 93
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   I meant ” OFF THE CURB “

6. 94
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   I my momma was dumber, fatter, uglier and hairier…… I’ld swear she was your mom’s twin!!

7. 95
   Ye-Ya said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   I’m out!!

8. 96
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

9. 97
   clinic said:
   Posted: March 19th, 2007

   Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

10. 98
    clinic said:
    Posted: March 19th, 2007

    Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

11. 99
    clinic said:
    Posted: March 19th, 2007

    Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

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