428 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 25th, 2007

   your momma so fat a picture of her on the wall fell off

2. 2
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 25th, 2007

   your momma so fat everytime she ran down the road with her red cloak on everybody yelled shit there there goes my bus

3. 3
   Mosan said:
   Posted: February 25th, 2007

   yo momma so dum she fell over a cordless phone

4. 4
   shay said:
   Posted: February 26th, 2007

   yo momma so dum/and fat she got hit by a parked car and had 2 pay the owner 4 damages 2 the car

5. 5
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   Yo momma is so 1/2 japanese, that when a Hawaain told her Pearl Harbor was her fault she responded by saying “only partially”.

6. 6
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: February 27th, 2007

   yo momma is so dyslexic that when she wrote a letter to Santa she actually wrote : Daer Satan,……

7. 7
   Pete Tong said:
   Posted: February 28th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat she obeast

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   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   ur moma is so retarted she wears a helmet

9. 9
   Yo Momma's Master said:
   Posted: March 1st, 2007

   yor momma is so ugly she makes me look pretty

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    alex smith bnm! lol said:
    Posted: March 1st, 2007

    ur momma’s so fat we all use her as an exorcise ball ur momma is like a playstation - every 1 gets a turn!!! haha leigh b hope u read these

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    sam said:
    Posted: March 2nd, 2007

    yo momma so fat she has her own zip code! yo momma so stupid she failed a survey. yo momma so ugly she was an extra in planet of the apes and didnt need a costume. you mommas forehead so big she was a stunt double for et

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