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428 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat a picture of her on the wall fell off

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    Anonymous said:

      your momma so fat everytime she ran down the road with her red cloak on everybody yelled shit there there goes my bus

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    Mosan said:

      yo momma so dum she fell over a cordless phone

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    shay said:

      yo momma so dum/and fat she got hit by a parked car and had 2 pay the owner 4 damages 2 the car

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    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma is so 1/2 japanese, that when a Hawaain told her Pearl Harbor was her fault she responded by saying “only partially”.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo momma is so dyslexic that when she wrote a letter to Santa she actually wrote : Daer Satan,……

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    Pete Tong said:

      Yo momma is so fat she obeast

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      ur moma is so retarted she wears a helmet

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    Yo Momma's Master said:

      yor momma is so ugly she makes me look pretty

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    alex smith bnm! lol said:

      ur momma’s so fat we all use her as an exorcise ball ur momma is like a playstation - every 1 gets a turn!!! haha leigh b hope u read these ;)

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    sam said:

      yo momma so fat she has her own zip code! yo momma so stupid she failed a survey. yo momma so ugly she was an extra in planet of the apes and didnt need a costume. you mommas forehead so big she was a stunt double for et

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