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1231 Yo Momma Jokes in “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”



  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat a picture of her on the wall fell off



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat everytime she ran down the road with her red cloak on everybody yelled shit there there goes my bus



  3. Mosan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she fell over a cordless phone



  4. shay's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum/and fat she got hit by a parked car and had 2 pay the owner 4 damages 2 the car



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so 1/2 japanese, that when a Hawaain told her Pearl Harbor was her fault she responded by saying “only partially”.



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dyslexic that when she wrote a letter to Santa she actually wrote : Daer Satan,……



  7. Pete Tong's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she obeast



  8. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so retarted she wears a helmet



  9. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    yor momma is so ugly she makes me look pretty



  10. alex smith bnm! lol's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat we all use her as an exorcise ball ur momma is like a playstation - every 1 gets a turn!!! haha leigh b hope u read these ;)



  11. sam's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has her own zip code! yo momma so stupid she failed a survey. yo momma so ugly she was an extra in planet of the apes and didnt need a costume. you mommas forehead so big she was a stunt double for et



  12. BUt lick's Momma Joke:

    your momms is so fat she put a half cup of water in the bath tub and it overflowed



  13. baller's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old her birth surtificate is in roman numerals. yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas sge wouldnt have enough to power a flea mobile around the inside of a fruitloop



  14. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE PIE,POTATOES,AND APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  15. chris a's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said i have the power



  16. chris a's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy so short he still gets invited to micheal jacksons house



  17. chris a's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she tried to drown a gold fish



  18. chris a's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old when she breastfeeds powder comes out



  19. chris a's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor her front and back doors r on the same hinges



  20. bob's Momma Joke:

    all those jokes suck there not funny at all



  21. bob's Momma Joke:

    how many of you guys like nfl football my favorite team is the kc chiefs



  22. trent green]'s Momma Joke:

    and that kid that wrote i like pie is a dumb ass hi name is chris a check it out



  23. trent green]'s Momma Joke:

    so is any body gong to say any thing i whant ot know what your guys favorite nfl teams are and also your favorite collage team is



  24. Danny's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor she hs two tv’s one for color and one for sound.



  25. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her stretch marks look like bear attacks.



  26. the only women on here's Momma Joke:

    heyy you guys i think this is a joke board so either leave jokes or get the hell off!! oh and by the way your momma’s so poor see watches tv on an etch-a-sketch! in your face bitichs



  27. the only women on here's Momma Joke:

    sorry i spelled bitxh wrong!!!



  28. the only women on here's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk



  29. the only women on here's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers



  30. the only women on here's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box damn i’m on fire!!! :)



  31. Rick's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooo fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family so come with me to our last party.” BEAT THAT BITCHES



  32. Rick's Momma Joke:

    BOB is A BOBBLE HEAD becuase he likes to bob on my dick



  33. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur daddas so gay he makes michael jackson look straight!



  34. bobabluba's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid ,,,,,, she locked herself out of a convertable!



  35. bobabluba's Momma Joke:

    wanna see a joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, women’s rights.



  36. bobabluba's Momma Joke:

    how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel.



  37. bobabluba's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
    Your mamma is so fat the last time she heard of 911 was learning her previous weight.
    Your mamma is so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she thought it was a twinky.



  38. Diana's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so fat when she put on a red shirt all the little kids yelld out Kool-aid Kool-aid!



  39. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so dum she put a quarter in the coke machine and waited for a peice of gum to come out



  40. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so gay he rapes Micheal Jackson



  41. shelly's Momma Joke:

    yo daddy is so small he can’t reach the doorknob



  42. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor she has to eat rocks



  43. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter



  44. dude's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter



  45. Evan's Momma Joke:

    Yor Momma Is so black when she fell from the grand canyon we said
    DARKNESS FELLS HAHAHAHAH THATS GOOD RIGHT THERE



  46. paulo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommasso fat she got baptised at sea world



  47. paulo's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued



  48. paulo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so dum she starved to death in sainsburys



  49. paulo's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang we are family



  50. yo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that the only way to get her through the door is to grease her up and put a twinkie on the other side. ur all noobs at momma jokes



  51. debbie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdog



  52. bugsbunny's Momma Joke:

    the best one was the first one ok



  53. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat she masterbates to a cook book



  54. Olimallory's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch



  55. danielle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat people can run a marathon aorund her
    yo momma is so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
    yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
    yo momma is so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
    yo momma is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a bungee cord
    yo momma is so skinny for halloween she raped her self up in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
    ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
    so many more but cant be assed to type em al up.. ne body wanna chat add me on msn dannidenise@hotmail.com



  56. danielle's Momma Joke:

    oops i mean rapped not raped lool



  57. better than u ppl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dum/stupid all her jokes she says about yo moma r better than all of urs cuz u guys all suck!



  58. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that she don need a computer because shes already worldwide!!lol i love this !! yo momma jokes rule!!!



  59. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that she went to have a makeover and it took 3 1/2 hours for an estimate



  60. Billy is da best's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is soo old she squirts powderd milk out her nipples



  61. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is powdered milk



  62. smeckle's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples



  63. smeckle's Momma Joke:

    waddy do shawty?



  64. Fro's Momma Joke:

    I am going to kill you all



  65. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ugly



  66. Fro's Momma Joke:

    Ryan sucks



  67. smeckle's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat i got on her and my ears popped



  68. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    charlie is retarded



  69. smeckle's Momma Joke:

    i m going to rape u!!!



  70. jess and tay's Momma Joke:

    your momma soooooooo faaat and dumb when she went on the scale the doc said hey only one person at a time she replied sorry i think my son is in my belly button so that dont count



  71. C4TH3R1N3's Momma Joke:

    yo momma luvs me



  72. dj's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly when she walk in the bank the camera turn off



  73. dj's Momma Joke:

    damn yo momma is so damn huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  74. lilred1647's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she asked for a water bed they threw a blanket over the ocean



  75. jokster's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE BREAST FEEDS POWDER MILK



  76. jokster's Momma Joke:

    IM THE BOMB IM NOT A MOM BUT U SUCK THE DICK OF SUDDAM



  77. -Poof-'s Momma Joke:

    You’re jokes are so wack, they stink like day old ass crack!!!



  78. Yo Momma's Master's Momma Joke:

    youmomma is ugly and mymomma is beautiful



  79. Adam T.'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor that when she went to Mcdonalds she put a milkshake on layaway.



  80. PRITTY RICKY's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IZ SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY CONTEST THEY SED NO PROS! LOL IM SO GAY!



  81. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so stupid she thought dicky’s were condoms for kids



  82. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so dum they said it was chilli out side and she went and got a spoon



  83. Liam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid, I told her christmas as around the corner and she went looking for it.

    PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  84. Liam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so round and small i mistaken her for a apple



  85. josh's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and gt arested by the police



  86. Liam's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IZ SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY CONTEST THEY SED NO PROS!

    yo mom so stupid she thought dicky’s were condoms for kids!

    Yo momma was looking for your daddas nob and could not find it so i gave me a telescope and still could not find it!



  87. josh's Momma Joke:

    liam fishers very stange and gay



  88. josh's Momma Joke:

    mo jo jo jo



  89. Liam's Momma Joke:

    When luke walters stood on a scale it gave me is mobile number!!!!



  90. Liam's Momma Joke:

    Lukes so stupid he shook hands with a bear.



  91. josh's Momma Joke:

    liam fisher is the pussiest in joseph leckie



  92. Liam's Momma Joke:

    Well josh you are a donky dick sucker.



  93. Liam's Momma Joke:

    Josh goes to joesph leckie and makes out with ashley his bf



  94. Liam's Momma Joke:

    luke go home and suck your dads dick if hes got one.



  95. AdamSehrouke's Momma Joke:

    MY MUM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR SHE GOT STUCK
    MY MUM IS SO DUMB SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE TOILET AND PISSED HERSELF
    THERE ALL TRUE



  96. GeorgeGascoinefromEngland's Momma Joke:

    I SUCK TRANI DICK AND SO DO U



  97. DavidBeckham's Momma Joke:

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
    ON 3RD JULY 1999 A GIRL UNKNOWN WAS BRUTALY MURDERED HER SKIN RIPPED OFF AND ORGANS CUT OPEN KNOW U HAV READ DIS SHE WILL KILL U WITHIN 2 DAYS BUT IF COPY AND PASTE THIS 10 TIMES UR FAMILYAND U WILL SURVIVE
    PS SORRY



  98. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yall suck @ this.



  99. valley boy's Momma Joke:

    yall’s momms is so freakin fat that the doctor put her on weightwatcher before birth. lol



  100. valley boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she uses billboards for picture frames



  101. jeff's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so dumb, she only know’s the lyrics to Boogie Wonderland



  102. Ur sooo fick's Momma Joke:

    u r all so wak yh u fink ur bad but ur all sad. England RULES!!!!! srry had 2 gt dat in. ur mummas r like double deker busses u pay $2.50 to get on top. Bang Bang. England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  103. Ur sooo fick's Momma Joke:

    is any 1 even wotchiun dis site



  104. Ur sooo fick's Momma Joke:



  105. Crash's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!



  106. pink diamond's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dumb nd ugly she got her faced pimped instead of getin her car pimped
    hahahahaha
    lol
    hehe



  107. marina's Momma Joke:

    Jo Momma is like a light bulb . even a 4 yr old could turn her on

    jo momma is so stupid, when i walked into her house i caught her staring for three hours cause the can said CONCENTRATE



  108. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly rice krispies wont even talk to here



  109. DJ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway



  110. perfectnation's Momma Joke:

    yo mums so poor even tramps gives her money
    yo mums so dum she sold her car 4 petrol
    yo mums so fat she sat on the rainbow and scittels came out



  111. perfectnation's Momma Joke:

    beat me come on



  112. unstopable's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so poor she went to dollar tree and ask if they had a layaway



  113. warrior_princess's Momma Joke:

    a boy went home from football and needed a shower he went upstairs and his dad was in the shower the boy sed awwww dad i woz gonna have a shower and the dad replied u can come in wiv me as long as u dnt look down so he got in the shower and eventually he looked down and he said dad wats dat?

    the dad replied its a aeroplane son now get out cuz u’ll get in trouble

    so later that evening he went to get in the shower again but hi mom woz in der again the boy sed awwww mom i was gonna go in the shower and so the mum said look u can get in wiv me



  114. balla_23's Momma Joke:

    THESE ARE THE BEAST JOKES UR GONNA SEE FOR A LONG TIME……….. ur mom is like a refrigerator, everybody puts their meat in her……….ur mom is like a t.v. even a 3 year-old could turn her on……………ur mom is like a one dollar bill she gets handled around tha world…………….ur mom is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in the closet………ur mom is like doorknob everyone gets a turn……ur mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always gettin laid by mexicans.



  115. balla_23's Momma Joke:

    sup everyone did u like dem jokes……..cuz i told u dey were the best u would see in a while……………well, anyway hope u like tha jokes above………………..peace out



  116. Jacob's Momma Joke:

    U suk



  117. Jokemasta 101's Momma Joke:

    *Yo mama so fat when she hopped on the scales it came up with her phone number
    *Yo mama so fat she walked past my T.V and I missed Lord Of The Rings 3
    *Yo mama so fat when she went to SeaWorld they tried to feed her fish
    *Yo mama so fat her ass has got more crack than Bobby and Whitney
    *Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t find a date on a calender
    *Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets a fine for mooning
    *Yo mama breath so bad she cant help talking S**T
    *Yo mama breath so bad you ain’t black she just breathed on you alot
    *Yo mama breath so bad if she was a Starwars charakter she wood beChewcaca

    There are plenty more where that came from! So if you want to hear some more just E-Mail me



  118. Shaun's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dumb she stole a free tampon



  119. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Everybody can suck micheal jackson’s dick 4 a bill who submitted yo mamma jokes on here checkmode



  120. Very fricking scary's Momma Joke:

    here are sum really freak 9/11 facts..
    coincedence? MAKE UP UR OWN OPINIION

    1 ) New York City has 11 letters

    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

    5) The two twin towers make an “11″

    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

    1) New York is the 11th state.

    2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number

    11.

    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

    4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

    6+5 = 11

    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

    6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

    9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

    Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers

    incident.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
    Now this is where things get totally eerie:

    The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic

    holy book:

    “For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”

    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

    Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

    Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)

    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first

    plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

    2. Highlight the Q33 NY

    3. Change the font size to 48.

    4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

    scary huh??

    NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED



  121. victor's Momma Joke:

    ggggggggggggggggggggggg



  122. haylea's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat she sunk atlantic.
    ur moms so fat she was the 1 who created stais every tim she steps on 1 in sinks a lil.



  123. mike's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and then trown in thegutter then she coems back for more



  124. hater_lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma sooo fat that when she tried to go inside her house the people had to put a BIG bag of chips on the other side.



  125. hater_lol's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas teeth soo yellow that when u turned the lights off u could still see light



  126. moustafa's Momma Joke:

    your momas so poor that your family eats cornflakes with a fork to save milk



  127. Donald's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mail man so stupid when the bottom of the paper said “do not write below the line”he wroteOK



  128. Donald's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she Hoola hooped the super bowl



  129. Donald's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she tossed all of her money in the water then an old man said What the f–k are you doing and she says just paying my water bill



  130. las vegas home loan's Momma Joke:

    las vegas home loan…

    considerably turkey sadden voting?troubling garbages….



  131. Clurgan's Momma Joke:

    Words can’t even describe your mom!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa



  132. Kayla's Momma Joke:

    Yo mom so fat, she saw a school bus wit white kids and said TWINKEE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!



  133. spanky's Momma Joke:

    all these jokes are mad funny…………………..not! these jokes are so stupid they make my mother look smart. luv you mom!!!!!



  134. spanky's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she tried to hoola hoop and it got lost in her back fat.



  135. spanky's Momma Joke:

    ya mother is so ugly she makes my mother look good.hardyharhar



  136. Yin Yang0's Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry.



  137. Yin Yang0's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat to get her in the living room they had to grease the doorway and put a twinkie in the living room just to get her through.



  138. nana's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she was wearing a yellow coat walking down the stret and all the people said taxi



  139. poor credit unsecured credit cards's Momma Joke:

    poor credit unsecured credit cards…

    umbrella refreshments Mandelbrot?wreck?betrays …



  140. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jhguygui



  141. mack's Momma Joke:

    ure mum so ugly she looked at the at the mirro n her reflection stucked the finger up her



  142. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma gums are so black she gargles listerine and spites out rich chocolaty ovaltine



  143. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she weres red all the kids scream kool-aid



  144. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma though spell check is a credit union for ppl who cant spell good



  145. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she shaves here leg with a lawn mower



  146. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    go to http://www.freewebs.com/black106 and dis some of those dick heads o they suck at come backs oh and yo momma is so ugly even zombies said daaaammmnnn!!!



  147. dis master 3000's Momma Joke:

    yaaaaaa dont mess with me lol just kiding

    plz dont kill me!!! :(



  148. a person's Momma Joke:


    yo mommas so fat her crack is the size of the grand canyon!!!



  149. john's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly only one word can describe it, “eghwwwwww”



  150. john's Momma Joke:

    pot-pie hell yeah!!!!!!!



  151. slots su internet's Momma Joke:

    slots su internet…

    incurs suspender Metrecal,wistful synopsis penetrating?…



  152. yo jokes suck's Momma Joke:

    yo jokes so old dey caught up yo mamma



  153. yo jokes suck's Momma Joke:

    “weird 9/11 facts”



  154. Rob G's Momma Joke:

    what’s the diffrence between acne and a romen cathlic priest?

    ance doesn’t cum on a little boy’s face until he’s a teenager



  155. Rob G's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when i got done hitin it I rolled over twice and was still on the biiittttccchhh



  156. mamma mia's Momma Joke:

    ur momma iz so fat all her realationships r long distance.



  157. only1's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny and stupid she goes into the cracks and says, “Let me in”!!!!! haha first skinny joke and my last joke on here



  158. justin's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so fat when she bend over to a cop the cop arrested for selling crack



  159. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momas so nasty she has more rappers in her than an ipod



  160. bob's Momma Joke:

    why u taking mik at of mums y not dads



  161. bob's Momma Joke:

    my mum is so disgusted with the jokes u should really stop it and she thinks it is really evencive about fat people



  162. anonomous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she spent 20 minutes starring at a orange juice boottle because it said “concentrate”



  163. anonomous's Momma Joke:

    lkjakjfgklajkljs



  164. sexy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly when she look out the window she got arrested for mooning



  165. sexy's Momma Joke:

    im sexy



  166. swampa s's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she dont take pictures she takes posters
    yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in the supermarket and straved
    yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in furniture plus and slept on da floor
    yo mamma so fat dat her shadow weighs 45 pounds
    yo mamma so ugly……….. well look at u
    yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shott out
    yo mamma so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
    and dis is my knocked out joke………….
    everybody is a gift from God but GOD rapped yo mamma in a rush



  167. hunter's Momma Joke:

    trent green kiss my ass



  168. hunter's Momma Joke:

    u bithes so ugly u make freedy look good



  169. hunter's Momma Joke:

    bob go suck ur moms tits bitch



  170. hunter's Momma Joke:

    u look like shite gone bad



  171. hunter's Momma Joke:

    u bitches dont want to check chicken shit



  172. hunter's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so ugly wen u were born they slaped her



  173. hunter's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so fat she had to be continued on the front and back



  174. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Hunter suck dick Bitch.Hunter i had sex with yo momma so many times im probly yo Daddy.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



  175. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    Anybody Going to Say Anything because i want to Know.you all suck man.im been dissing everybody.im going Diss all ya’ll once again cause i haven’t Got My challenge yet.YA’ll Momma’s so short when i told her to stand up she said i am.
    ya’ll Momma’s so nasty when i come in her room look like she fighting with her toe nails.



  176. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    a that dude named sexy need to get the hell off this website.before i diss him.



  177. Abaybay's Momma Joke:

    A swampa s When i think of yo momma i think of sasquatch,and King Kong.



  178. mortgage refinance hime improvement loans's Momma Joke:

    mortgage refinance hime improvement loans…

    bronchial Moslemize Bloomington …



  179. Austin G's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so dirty, that i knocked on her door and got herpes on each of my knuckles!!



  180. Lashay's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so dum she has to wear white gloves just to eat a tootise rolls so
    she wont eat her fingers.



  181. nichole's Momma Joke:

    This is fact,yo mama’s wack,she needs a tic,not a tac,she needs the whole damn pack :]



  182. nichole's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock



  183. amy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what she was doing she said moving!!!



  184. ciara's Momma Joke:

    yo nana so ghetto she washes paper plates!!!



  185. max's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so damn so old she used to gand bang with the flinstones and had an affair with captin caveman.



  186. united kingdom mortgage rates quotes's Momma Joke:

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    pedestal dabbles antitrust Slavicizes:Angelica …



  187. JAMES's Momma Joke:

    ure mamma is so fat that wen she was swimming at the beach the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY



  188. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your mum is soo fat she ate my mum



  189. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums soooo cheap she likes bumming cats



  190. ethan's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so old she has an autographed bible



  191. ethan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma’s so dum she tried 2 drown a fish



  192. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is just like a carwash, for $3.00 you could get her wet 4 times a day



  193. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she held her breath and started to float away



  194. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark she layed in the street and the street cleaners tried to clean because they thought she was an oil spot



  195. Rebecca W's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when i whisperd Kool-aid she came crashing through the wall saying OH~YEAH!



  196. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom got arrested outside of the local strip club for droppin down and getting her eagle on.



  197. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom does gay male porn



  198. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mom is really Sam Cassells stunt double



  199. auto ins's Momma Joke:

    auto ins…

    punished?stiffen killingly rhymes …



  200. get autos insurence qoutes's Momma Joke:

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    inching grass focussed:periodical!eruption inserts …



  201. cheapest auto insurance rates in arizona's Momma Joke:

    cheapest auto insurance rates in arizona…

    Cicero!midwives.reprieved!…



  202. Michelle's Momma Joke:

    You momma is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to Death



  203. ford explorer insurance group's Momma Joke:

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  204. st charles car insurance rates's Momma Joke:

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    outgrowing twelfth reorganized approximations.homesteader olives …



  205. lenny cravits's Momma Joke:

    you momma so fat i say so fat she sat on a rainbow and out came skittles!!!



  206. lenny cravits's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water!!



  207. lenny cravits's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she said to me do you like cake? do you like my ass?do you want to eat cake out of my ass. Oh burn bitches!!!!



  208. lenny cravits's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat i punched her in the stomach and pork chops came out of her ass



  209. butterfinger's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO DUMB THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO DA OCEAN THE WALE SAID WE R FAMILY EVEN THOUGHT UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!:] AND THAT GOES 4 ALL OF U !!!!! :] :] :) :)



  210. butterfinger's Momma Joke:

    butterfinger July 25, 2007 | 2:22 am
    YO MOMMA SO DUMB THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO DA OCEAN THE WALE SAID WE R FAMILY EVEN THOUGHT UR FATTER THAN ME!!!!!:] AND THAT GOES 4 ALL OF U !!!!! :] :]



  211. nissan dealership maryland insurance listings's Momma Joke:

    nissan dealership maryland insurance listings…

    hideouts interests architecture:said …



  212. Someone's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas like drugs,everyone does here but no-one admits it!!! owned



  213. Someone's Momma Joke:

    her*



  214. cheap car insurance in houston's Momma Joke:

    cheap car insurance in houston…

    upholds Luis reelecting …



  215. alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she makes shamu look like a tic tac



  216. alex's Momma Joke:

    YO momma so fat she made shamu look like a tic tac



  217. north richland hills car insurance quotes's Momma Joke:

    north richland hills car insurance quotes…

    Zionism apologized mediating appealingly sighting …



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so nasty she left millions mo crabs in the ocean then there was b4



  219. Lil Turk's Momma Joke:

    ah anonymous i’v hered this joke so many times before on this site so why dont you go in your room ask yo momma fo some advice,she should know! Then after you write all yo lame ass jokes post em again and try to at least come wit somthin alittle less corney this time like at least say………damn theres so many less corney jokes like ya momma so fat while moses was abandoned in the red sea she was on the other side fishin



  220. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i can’t think of a joke



  221. icbc auto insurance rate calculator's Momma Joke:

    icbc auto insurance rate calculator…

    overwhelming,conceited gladly!transpacific …



  222. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    look at very fricken scarys comment, the thing with microsoft word is like unbeliveable

    and my yo mama joke is

    yo momma so dum she got fired from a blow job



  223. jackson_luvs _aly's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so damn fat when she jumped in the ocean the sharks said HELL NAW!!!!!



  224. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so stupied she went to alaska to get ice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  225. Troy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she fell in love and broke it !



  226. Troy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that when she sighned up to be in a ugly compitition the judges said sorry no professionals !



  227. Troy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so harry that BIG FOOT took pictures of her !



  228. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    troys mamma a hoe



  229. juiced up's Momma Joke:

    all ur momz are fat and give sloppy head



  230. no health insurance need medical care's Momma Joke:

    no health insurance need medical care…

    candlelight vocationally tirelessly:…



  231. individual health insurance for self employed in ny's Momma Joke:

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    Stetsons sadness haunted girt Chesterfield saddle …



  232. Mee's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat when she stepped onto the scale it said one person at a time please!!! heheheehhe



  233. Markbauur's Momma Joke:

    http://safekwm.iquebec.com/



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  236. marissa's Momma Joke:

    YO MOUSTAFA DID YOU USED TO GO TO MAYWOOD SCHOOL IN SAINT CATHERINES? OH YA AND HERE IS MY JOKE. YO MAMMA IS SOOO STUPID THAT WHEN SHE TRIED TO TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET SHE REALIZED SHE WAS CONSTAPATED



  237. marissa's Momma Joke:

    there once lived a kid named BARNEY. And one day he took a diarea on the toilet and made sounds like this: uhhhhh!!! come you fricken peace of shit get outta ma ass!!!and then his father said if you dont shut the hell up ima take my fist stick it up yo ass and grab that peice of shit, and put it in yo mouth. so the crap went back up BARNEYS ass and was hiding there for 8 years until BARNEY died of constapation.



  238. Great Literature of Poetry's Momma Joke:

    This is a book of poetry that is among the top best books of poetry in North America. These poems are loaded with metaphors, similies, personification and much more. They are spellbound, heart-rending and emotionally eliciting. There is History, Literature, English and Science all in these poems in one simple book. This is a book of poems \”out of this world\” and can be purchased conveniently online at Xlibris\’ website and other website and brick and wall bookstores. Yopu are invited to check it out right now!



  239. Backlink Wording's Momma Joke:

    Really Really Good.



  240. CASPER's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dark she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.



  241. HAHA's Momma Joke:

    YUR MAMA IS SO BLACK HE MADE STAINS ON THE BLACK BOARD



  242. Jake's Momma Joke:

    you should add-yo momma so dum she through a rock at the ground and missed.



  243. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dum she through a rock at the ground and missed.



  244. Danielle's Momma Joke:

    um excuse me but womans rights aren’t a joke and ive locked myself out of a convertible it is possible cuz the roof was up so don’t post stupid things that don’t make any sense



  245. Jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat that it took a bus, plain and a train to get to her good side.



  246. rebecca's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she ues dounts as nipple rings haha now thats the best one



  247. I RULE's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT AND SHE FLICKED THE SWITCH



  248. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that she got baptised at sea world



  249. lil man from da hood's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat that wen she step on the weighin scale it s3d to be contiued….



  250. lil man from da hood's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that your dad had to take her to work so he didnt have to kiss her good bye…



  251. lil man from da hood's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.



  252. Taylor Lavon's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma So Stupid,….
    She Sits On Tha T.V. And Watches The Couch!!!!

    yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale it said one at a time please!!!!



  253. pimp910's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so poor she got Pregnant for the free milk



  254. B&C's Momma Joke:

    ure momma is so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds. ure momma is so blck it looks like shes swimming in soy sauce. ure momma is so stinky she had to creep up on the bath water.



  255. D RIZAL's Momma Joke:

    WEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YO MOMMA SO ULGY WHE HETTLER TRIED TO THROW HER IN A FIRE THE FIRE RAN OFF



  256. tnojr apzlcrsgk's Momma Joke:

    premk ognikc cfwm rifykc ginp mehcxorli pbrqgju



  257. cracker killer's Momma Joke:

    fuq all yall crackers
    all yall honkies, pinkey, rednecks, what ever yall are
    fuq yall



  258. gygyggyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo moms like a vacum cleaner she sucks,blows,an gets layed in the closet



  259. gygyggyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo mom iz so fat all her relationships are long distance



  260. gygyggyyy's Momma Joke:

    yo mom is so stuipid she walked into a bar and the bartender said drinks are on the house so she went home to get her ladder



  261. Tabetha's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so fat that when she says hippo shes thikin of herself

    t&s ha ha alena j.



  262. Jume's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so fat she play pool with the planets.
    Yo Mamma is so fat when she walked around in a yellow jacket everyone shielded their eyes cause they thought she was the sun



  263. sage w BICTH!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma, Yo daddy, Yo bal-headed granny!



  264. sage w BICTH!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she tried to alfebatize oreos!



  265. hat's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so gay, she raped annoymus!



  266. 808 SOLJAZ's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she jumped off the diving board and she made grand canyon numba 2.



  267. clark's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dumb when she was told to do a spelling bee she said no sorry i cant, im allergic.



  268. clark's Momma Joke:

    look and my old joke^^^^^^ ok heres i new one yo mamas so dumb she was taking dancing lessons and was told to do the salsa she said i cant i dont know the ingredients



  269. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dum she takes a spoon to the super bowl



  270. clark's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she uses a highway for a slip’n’slide



  271. clark's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat not even dora could explore her



  272. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moms is ssoooooo fat when she stand next to a whale da whale luk lik a stick.oooooohhhhhh now whut cum better den dat lmfao get wit it n get lik me



  273. da 1 onlii R bi*ch's Momma Joke:

    yo moms is ssoooooo fat when she stand next to a whale da whale luk lik a stick.oooooohhhhhh now whut cum better den dat lmfao get wit it n get lik me



  274. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yall jokes is so lame dey funny man



  275. ebenezer's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so poor that when you steped on a skatebord she said get off the family car



  276. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat if she lays on the sun we would all freeeeeeeeez



  277. 3ddie 2oo7's Momma Joke:

    Your mam is so DUMB when i sed drinks are on the house, she got a ladder!

    MANCHESTER!!!!



  278. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    yo ur mom is so fat last time i seen somthing that big they were stabbing it with a flag and claiming it for earth



  279. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she layed on the beach and mistaked her as a beached whale



  280. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    your moms croch smells soooo bad the neighbors thought she was cookin fish



  281. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    hey ur mom was at the circus a bout 12 ft tall and grey can u guess an elephant hahahaha



  282. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is sooooooooo fat she was concidered and founded as a new planet



  283. juggalos_rock's Momma Joke:

    ur moms like a popcickle evry one gets a lick



  284. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat shes almost as big as carmella



  285. clitis's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets…hahahahahahahahaha



  286. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    your moms so stinkey she makes right guard turn left



  287. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    this site is BIG like your mom



  288. sheldeno's Momma Joke:

    that joke is old like ur momma



  289. jaks mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat when i cut her leg shit comes out



  290. IZZY's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamma Is So Fat That When She Saw A Yellow School Bus With White People On It She Yelled “STOP THAT TWINKIE”



  291. momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat wen she went to the laundre the sais sorry we dont wash curtains



  292. mitch's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat she sweats mayonaise safe on that 1



  293. twiddle dee's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly cops stopped by and arrested you for lettin her out in public!



  294. mummo pops's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so dum she broke into asda and died of hunger



  295. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran around her 2 times and i got lost the 2 time.



  296. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets.



  297. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly when she threw a boomorang it never came back.



  298. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys so ugly Michale Jackson dose not even like him.



  299. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so ugly in the car the kids do not say are we there yet they just say is she dead yet.



  300. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like a door knob every one gets a turn.



  301. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat dora cant even explore her.



  302. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so dark when she drank milk choklate milk came out.



  303. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas like my home work………………………………..i do her every day.



  304. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    so i was walking down the stret and i saw your mama holding a pig i said y u holing a pig the PIG said i won her in a raffle.



  305. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so stupid this is hown she voted for a presindent.ENY MINY MO CATH A TIGER BY ITS TOE IF YOU HOLLOW LET HIM GO RED WHITE AND BLUE I LOVE U.



  306. jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she jumped off the bilding she did not lafh but the ground started cracing up.peace if your in third and in six u go 2 candle wood ill be there with u in 3 years but i could be in forth.peace 2 all of you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace im out.



  307. he he's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is sooo fat when she sits on the rainbow skittles pop out! …oh snap!



  308. Jonathan's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb some rang the doorbell and she went a checked the microwave



  309. jo roka's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat when god said let there be light she had to move



  310. jo roka's Momma Joke:

    your moms so old she gives milk powder



  311. jo roka's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat marathon runners run round her 4 exersize



  312. jo roka's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see was on the other side



  313. jo roka's Momma Joke:

    your moms so dumb she made a sign sayin toilet out of use use floor below



  314. phsyco's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so hairy her baby was a monkey



  315. phsyco's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  316. kenndaaL ;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a toliet: white, dirty, and smells like shit



  317. kenndaaL ;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish



  318. kenndaaL ;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma like spoiled milk: white and chunky !



  319. kenndaaL ;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when we say ” where’s our kool aid ? ” she comes running through our wall…(i know stupid lol)



  320. kenndaaL ;'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so lazy she has a remote oproarter to opriate her remote.



  321. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she put saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh



  322. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she made godzilla look like an action figure



  323. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order



  324. dill's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s like a vacoume cleaner she sucks she blows and goes back in the closet



  325. tangir's Momma Joke:

    Your is so fat that her jean brand is FA jeans: fat ass jeans



  326. tangir's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma is so fat that her jean brand is FA jeans: fat ass jeans



  327. bella and jezz's Momma Joke:

    yo mumma so dirty i was talking to her on msn and courght a STD !!!

    ur mumma is so dum she got locked in a tolit and pissed herself

    ur mumma so fat she got baptised in gravey x

    we win



  328. Hanaa & Lu =]'s Momma Joke:

    Yor moms so fat when i was on top of her last night, i burnt my arse on the lightbulb hahahahahahaha

    We rock :)



  329. Baybii Bella Booh''s Momma Joke:

    - Ya mum is so fat, when I was on top of her last night I burned my
    arse on the lightbulb
    - Ya mum is so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss the whole of
    the news.
    - Ya mum is so fat, when she got on the scales it said ‘To be
    continued…’
    - Ya mum is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to
    everyone.
    - Ya mum is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep
    trying to get up again.
    - Ya mum is so fat, when I went to cook her dinner I put my back out.
    - Ya mum is so fat, she’s got snow on her head. Even in the summer.
    - Ya mum is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to
    death,
    - Ya mum is so ugly she walked in to a haunted house and she coame
    back out with an application.
    - Ya mum is so fat when God said let there be light she had to move!
    - Ya Mum is so stupid i told her drinks were on the house… so she
    went and got a ladder…
    - Ya mums so fat wen i did her last nite i rolled over 3 times and wa still on top..

    xox



  330. Baybii Bella Booh''s Momma Joke:

    ur mumma is so dum she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

    ur mumma is so fat she gets to sit next to evry1 in class

    ur mumma is so dum she got locked in a supper market and died of hunger

    ur mumma so fat she is the mother off all wight wales



  331. tiara's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly her fat fell



  332. tiara.c's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she a man a cross the street and said it is very chilli out here and she ran outside with a bowl ans a spoon.



  333. K-DIZZLE S.E.U.B's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO DUMD SHE TRIED TO SHE LEFT THE BAHTROOM TO USE THE TOLIET. YO MOM SO DUMD SHE USE STERIODS TO GET SMALL



  334. freddy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat the world turned around also kyle blows



  335. freddy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she had sex the person had to have a map



  336. freddy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when her church had a play on the titnac she played a good part the boat.



  337. freddy's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she got in her tub the water came out and said 1 at a time



  338. freddy's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so fat she went to the check in market the clerk said 1 at a time bitch



  339. Isiah the Crackhead's Momma Joke:

    All yall momma’s suck and if yall got a problem with yall can suck a meat and if yall need to say something to me just call me at 9038863132



  340. Isiah the Crackhead's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor i stepped on a penny and she said stop u are stepping on my pay check



  341. Isiah the Crackhead's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma a hoe andfat dats why i took a dip out her
    mb

    You are du



  342. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she went bungy juppin she went strate to hell!



  343. your momma is so poor's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor I went to her house i steped on a sigerate your mom said YOU TURND OFF THE SENTRIL HEATING



  344. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i agree with bob!!!
    THERE PRETTY FREAKING STUPID!!



  345. Ricky Bobby's Momma Joke:

    i agree with bob!!!
    THERE PRETTY FREAKING STUPID!!



  346. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stuipid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball



  347. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she went past my tv n i missed the hole season of pimp my ride!!!!!! lol



  348. jeston's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she went past my tv n i missed the hole season of pimp my ride!!!!!! lol



  349. PIMP DADDY's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat she gets her clothes in 3 sizes LARGE, JUMBO, AND OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!



  350. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale



  351. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momm so old when i told her to act her age she died



  352. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other said just to get her through



  353. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she cant afford to pay attetion



  354. chris's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she traded in her car for gas money



  355. chris's Momma Joke:

    islah the crackhead i aint calling u but yo momma so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on the bathroom scale!!!! top that punks



  356. lexie's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat people said damn its shammo im the water



  357. lexie's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stuip suck ur dick



  358. A$$|¢'s Momma Joke:

    this is crap



  359. keylashae's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat that she thought the school bus was a twinkie
    ur momma so ugly that ur dad mistaken her for a five hundred pound gorilla



  360. Snake and chemik's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow she blew out skittles! =]



  361. 49ers's Momma Joke:

    kc chefs suk all bout niners



  362. person who pwns persons (captin poptarts)'s Momma Joke:

    Your Momma So Stupid When The Door Bell Rang She Opended The MicroWave o thts rite i went there



  363. hommie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when the door bell rang she went to the microwave……………



  364. cj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is like a whack-a-mole—50 cents a bang



  365. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is gay nd she is soooo fat then wen she jumps for joyyyyyyyyy she got stuck



  366. ur momma's Momma Joke:

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  367. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur mommamamamamma



  368. ME's Momma Joke:

    Ur mom is so fat that she plays pool wit the planets!
    HAHA! that is so old skool!! LOL!!!



  369. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is like a racecar she burns 4 rubbers a day!!!!!!!!!!!



  370. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so fat she saw a bus and yelled catch that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  371. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so poor u walked into the house and kicked the skateboard and she said hey stop moving the couch!!



  372. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so short she poses for trophies!!



  373. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so hairy her niples have afros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  374. buck's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid she starved in a grocery store



  375. buck's Momma Joke:

    what is the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit???? the bucket ha ha beat that



  376. liamkamcarl's Momma Joke:

    Your momma smells so bad she makes right guard turn left



  377. razor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so ugly you took her to the emergency room and they said the vet is down the road.



  378. CHiNO's Momma Joke:

    YUR MOM TEETH ARE SO YELLOW DEY GLOW IN THA DARK



  379. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so ugly she wlalked into a haunted house and came out with a job application



  380. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat the only words of the alpahbet she knows is K.F.C.



  381. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum’s so dumb is saw her talking into a postbox i said what r u doing she said sending voicemail



  382. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your so poor isaw u kicking a tin can across the road i asked whats up?
    you said i’m moving house



  383. your mum's Momma Joke:

    your mum’s so fat she lives A-R-O-U-N-D the house



  384. ifle's Momma Joke:

    ur moms chest hair



  385. C&P's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so disgustin’ that when she is on top she rides dirty!



  386. by sachin nahar's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so dum she bought a dounut from the shop the next day she complained that there was a hole in it



  387. claxv's Momma Joke:

    Nice! We really amused by the website. [@15-04-map.txt||5||r||4|| @]



  388. heyyyyy gurl's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles



  389. .....'s Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so old her breast milk is powder



  390. heyy gurl's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the scale



  391. heyy gurl's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she thought she was pregnant so she took 2 pregnancy tests (both positive) and started screaming im having TWINS!!!!!!!



  392. JATT PACK's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so ugly she luks like SUKY!



  393. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat then when she jumped off a building i tried not to laugh but the floor was cracking up



  394. ur momma got served's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when she jumped off a building i tried not to laugh but the floor was cracking up



  395. ur momma got served's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she uses the driveway to flat iron her pants



  396. ur momma got served's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when she got in an elevator young jock said (its goin down)



  397. ur momma got served's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so old moses took care of her



  398. Joshua's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so skinny we could tie a rope around her head and use her as a teather ball pole



  399. chickenX321's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so old tht she ows jesus £3



  400. chickenX321's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so old tht she pased hr driving test on the dinasour



  401. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked her what she was doing and she said moving



  402. gaz's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she owes jess a 5er
    for the americans, yo momma so old she owes jesuse a dolla



  403. all those jokes r wack's Momma Joke:

    its poet bitc#



  404. mike ike's Momma Joke:

    Ur Momma So Poor When She Found A Lit Ciggrate She Started Sing Clap Ur Hands Stomp Ur Feet Praise The Lord We Got Some Heat



  405. Aj.89's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravey pored out.



  406. moses's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so ugly she cant even put a paper bag over her hear cause’ even the bag is scared of her!



  407. moses's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly that when she sees her reflection it runs away screaming!



  408. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat,That when she sat on the toilet, she broke it!!!



  409. Stanky leg get crunk!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat,That when she sat on the toilet, she broke it!!!



  410. GangSTAs!! U hurd Me!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat ,that Don King is about to pop out of her but and say All in America!!! U hurd me!! Lol!



  411. crunk people!!!'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the store, buying bananas,everybody thought she was king kong, and the salesman said run, run, run, away from that animal!!!! Thats funny cause were talking about your momma!!!!



  412. dntsyu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store



  413. dntsyu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she jumped she changed the rotation of the earth



  414. dntsyu's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor when I stepped on the lit cigerette on the ground she said ” hey! whered the heat go?!”



  415. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    WASTE MANS CANT DO JOKES LOOK AT THIS ONE YO MAMMA SO POOR SHE USES BABY OIL TO COOK HER CHIPS.



  416. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    BEAT THAT



  417. TC's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat when she took a shower comes out and her feet werent wet



  418. !#@$ u's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she put on her gray jump suite and sat donw 2 tie her shoe and the neighbor said who put this bolder in my yard.



  419. callebrenie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat, superman couldent see through her with his x-ray vision.



  420. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    Yur Momma so fat her belt size is EQUATOR!



  421. Courtney's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is so clumbsy, she trips over a cordless phone!



  422. CHRISTIN@ IZ YO MOMM@'s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMM@ IZ SO F@T THAT WHEN HER BEEPER WENT OFF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WAS BACKING UP



  423. kindra's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas sooooo ugly that when she looked in the mirror she made bloody mary run away



  424. cris's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat sea world hired her for shamu’s stunt double



  425. btfzhwij@gmail.com's Momma Joke:

    bjerldtuc lwsyxab zyamgriq kmhqouy ivcs nwrmvlbp zkwsc



  426. TYD's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so stupid she went up to the YMca AND SAID ” Y THEY SPELLED MACY’S WRONG



  427. CHRIS OXBY's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GETS ON A SCALE IT SAYS ONE AT A TIME



  428. Davontra rogers V.A prince's Momma Joke:

    you mom so ass so flat her pockets touch



  429. billy's Momma Joke:

    all of ur jokes suck ass



  430. Ikeriah's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so ugly when she look in the mirrior her reflection Ducks.



  431. samii's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma soo dum that wen i said the drinks are on the roof she went and got a ladder!!!!



  432. DAVID CURRAN's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she tryed to commit suicide in the grand canyon and got stuck!!!!:L



  433. amanda's Momma Joke:

    Ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Ur mommas so fat when she went outside with her yellow shirt on kids started pokin her asking y the bus wouldn’t open



  434. Jiahao's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so dumb she as dumb as all of you



  435. fang yuan's Momma Joke:

    ALL OF UR MOMMAS ARE BITCHES, BASTARDS, KAN NI NA BU CHOU JI BAI. ALL OF U ARE FCKING FOOLS. ALL OF YO MOMMAS ARE SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WALK PAST THE TV, I MISS FIVE EPISODES OF MY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  436. Yo Momma's Momma Joke:

    Your Mommas so fat that when she went out in a public area to weigh herself, a kid saw the scale yelled, “HEY THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!”
    to gabby <3 ur not fatt but its your joke!



  437. Samuel Gordon's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so fat end of confosation



  438. kane's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat wen plaing hop sgoth she gose la new youk checargo



  439. Someone =p's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamas glasses are so think that when she looked at a map she can see the people waving



  440. Someone =p's Momma Joke:

    Your Mamas glasses are s thick that when she looked at a map she saw the people waving



  441. Someone =p's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama so old that she sat behind Jesus in the third grade



  442. kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade! yo momma so fat she make shamoo sing “we are family”!!! yo momma so old she sat tables at the last super!!!



  443. hiya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so skinny when it rains she can dodge the raindrops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D



  444. hiya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she was ADAM & EVE’S grand parents!!!!!!!!!!! =D



  445. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she steped out in the street with a yellow rain coat and someone yelled taxi!!!



  446. not tellin''s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she turned around people gave er a welcome becak PArTy



  447. ITALIAN BEBE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black she looks like she got dipped in horse shit! davids momma shes white she looks like she got dipped in white out! yo mammas so fat when they tell her to stop drop ad roll she never stops rolling! yo mammas so



  448. Dj Narch n Big Hoppe's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma is so stupid that when she was playing guitar hero 3 and finally beat it when it said “YOU ROCK” she took it as an insult and threw the game out the window.

    [LTK]~DJ~NARCH
    [LTK]Blujays13

    License to Kill clan. To join contact user Yetti35 on xfire for more info.



  449. Joesph's Momma Joke:

    your mother is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes…



  450. Joesph's Momma Joke:

    ur muther so stupid she thought def leopard sang in sign language



  451. Joesph's Momma Joke:

    ur mother is so poor she can’t even pay attention



  452. poop's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that wen she gos in an elavator it can only go down

    ur mommas so stupid she tryed to dround a fish

    ur mommas so stupid she through a rock at the ground and missed

    ur mommas so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by throwin it off the grand cayon

    ur mommas so fat wen she went in the ocean a whale came up and started singin we re family even through ur fatter than me

    what didi jesus say wen he made the first black person………………. oops i burnt one



  453. poop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas’ so fat when she jumps the earth came up with her. Yo mammas’ so stupid she joined the army because whe thought it was a free vacation to iraq. Yo mommas’ so stupid she lost a breathing contest. Yo mommas’ so stupid she had you. Yo mommas’ so stupid she called your momma stupid.



  454. poop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store



  455. poop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat i can find her on a map



  456. poop's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly when she try to turn the light switch on it said you well never turn me on



  457. nick s.'s Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so ugly she gives freddy kuger nightmares



  458. munchkin's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is SOOOOOOOOOO dumb she thinks Def Lepard sings in SIGN LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! beat that suckas



  459. boggy's Momma Joke:

    all ur jokes are stiup.
    ur mamma’s so hairy the only languge she speaks is wookie.



  460. aiet@gmail.com's Momma Joke:

    gpyjzou plrkgwcx tdko onabi fnuhd onwj wifoepv



  461. blah's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so black dat wen she went to da store they thought she was chocolate.kid went to moms romm n saw mom ontop of dad mom said im flatening dads stomache n knid says wuts the use the nanny just gets on her knees n blows him back up lolz bitch plz lizzierules_7@yahoo.com myspace



  462. Iman's Momma Joke:

    Ur mammas sooooooooooooo fat tht when she wore a yellow coat every 1 shouted TAXI!!! i didnt know taxis were tht big”

    (SORRY I HAD TO SAY SOOOO FOR A LONG TIME ITS JUST THT UR MOMMA IS FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL)



  463. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she broke the family tree!!



  464. copa's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so ugly



  465. unknown's Momma Joke:

    here are sum really freak 9/11 facts..
    coincedence? MAKE UP UR OWN OPINIION

    1 ) New York City has 11 letters

    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

    5) The two twin towers make an “11?

    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

    1) New York is the 11th state.

    2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number

    11.

    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

    4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

    6+5 = 11

    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

    6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

    9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

    Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers

    incident.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
    Now this is where things get totally eerie:

    The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic

    holy book:

    “For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”

    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

    Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

    Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)

    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first

    plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

    2. Highlight the Q33 NY

    3. Change the font size to 48.

    4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

    scary huh??

    NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED



  466. peter's Momma Joke:

    ur mooma sooo fat i use her panties for the mail sail on my yought



  467. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i did ur mom



  468. whatever's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly when she tried to enter an ugly contest the kicked her out for being a professional



  469. taylor's Momma Joke:

    does that include me?



  470. jaymz's Momma Joke:

    where did i go?



  471. taylor's Momma Joke:

    ur right there stupid!!



  472. whatever's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is sooo stupid that she slept with jaymz and thought it was her husband!!



  473. whatever's Momma Joke:

    there is a limitation on the human mind and jaymz is it!



  474. hulks grl's Momma Joke:

    jaymz and taylor scare off girls!!



  475. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her pants size is “bitch lose some weight.”

    your momma is so dumb she thought u were smart.



  476. DR K's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA IS SO STOOPED WHEN THE POLICE CHAS HER SHE SAYS I’M NO MORE PLAYING



  477. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid put to qurters in her ears and thought she was lisinin to fifty cent



  478. Chris's Momma Joke:

    fly like a butterfly
    sting like a bee
    i slept wit yo mama now it hurts when i pee



  479. Averys A retard's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas ur momma thats why she so dumb



  480. seduction's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so fat when wearing a red top they called her the fire truk



  481. richshit's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so old she knows all these yo ”mamma” jokes



  482. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it



  483. umaga's Momma Joke:

    THOMAS MAMA IS STUPID THAT SHE DID EVEN USE PROTECHTION N HAD THOMAS



  484. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so ugly she went into a hountdhouse and came out with a job applaction



  485. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so fat when she fell in love she broke it



  486. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so poor she stole free bread



  487. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so stuped when you where born she looked at your ambibicolcord and said it comes with cable to.



  488. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so fat she threw a rock at the grond and missed.



  489. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so poor she washes paperpiates.



  490. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so fat when she steped on the watescail it said to be contoinued…..



  491. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so fat small things orbet arond her.



  492. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so stuped she got locked in the groshrystore and neariiy starved to deth.



  493. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so ugly she went to a ugly contest and they said no perfeshanols.



  494. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma is so old she left her perse on noah’s art



  495. matt's Momma Joke:

    yomoma has one ear and she talkes about hearing both sides of the story.



  496. donna's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she sat she sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices



  497. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat and like u ur like a subway station and ur momma is so ugly that she broke a broken stool



  498. dummy's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so fat when she walks kids say earth quake



  499. bobby hupper's Momma Joke:

    bobby is so fat he is a boom that blow up



  500. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    yo0o momma is so fat dat da last tyme she saw 90210 it was on da scale… yo0o momma is so fat wen she step on da scale it said fat bitch



  501. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur joke SUCK
    no offence



  502. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ure mama so fat, she said to high 5 and found myself hangin on the wall



  503. ur mooma's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so ugly



  504. kevin blizzard's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he had to tell her to move



  505. julie's Momma Joke:

    your mamma so fat she ate a twinkie and went DAMN i’m gonna have another



  506. julie's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat last time she seen 90210 it was on the scale!!!!



  507. suck ur moms dick's Momma Joke:

    not funny at all they all SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  508. Ur momma so poor wen she wus kiking a can down the street an i asked wut she wus doin she sed moving's Momma Joke:

    King 24



  509. Ur momma so fat at christmas we tried 2 put ornaments on her's Momma Joke:

    King 24



  510. Yo momma master's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid when ur dad came in he said it was chilly outside so ur mom went out with a spoon



  511. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    fook off stewart



  512. jake's Momma Joke:

    fook off stewart



  513. jake's Momma Joke:

    ur mums so fat it took 2 frames for her picture to fit



  514. won't tell's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so old her breast milk turned into breast powder



  515. Jadee's Momma Joke:

    ya mams so fat ppl mistake her 4 a bounce castle !



  516. Jadee Arrr's Momma Joke:

    ya ma is soo fat n hair th confuse her w king kong



  517. Jade's Momma Joke:

    ya mams tht stupid sh forget a name



  518. Jade's Momma Joke:

    ya mams tht dirty th dnt let a in th local pool



  519. Jade's Momma Joke:

    ya mams tht dirty sh wipes a feet whn sh leave th house



  520. hunting's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so old that she saw passion of the christ live.



  521. Da KIng Of Jokes's Momma Joke:

    Ya momma so black she stepped out the car and the oil light came on.



  522. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so dumb when to do the robot, R2-D2 got aids



  523. simon's Momma Joke:

    Sow u mom on the corner yesterday spit shing dicks she had a bargin going 2 balls for the price of 1



  524. simon's Momma Joke:

    Tell u momma to stop chaning lipsticks my dick looks like a rainbow



  525. simon's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is such a slut that if i had taken all the dick that she had sucked i could bulid a Bridge from here to to a different country and i save my self a couple thousand Dollars and get laid tonight BUT! be carefull u r moms dick bridge gets a bit Slipery



  526. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she tryed to enter a fat contest and the said sorry no professionals!!!!



  527. becca's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so old that when someone asked her to act her age she died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha my jokes r better than all of urs u pack of amreicam shitheads



  528. anonymous loser's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. ur mom is so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.



  529. in ur bed's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat when she was getting dressed for a party and she had her heels on that when she stepped out the door she stuck oil=)



  530. SUPERMANISMYKING's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sunk the titanic



  531. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my mammas so fat, she makes my head look small



  532. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my ego is so huge my hed swells up



  533. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my ego is so huge my hed swells



  534. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my mommas so bald the sun gets sunburnt when its sunny



  535. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my heds so huge it has objects orbiting it



  536. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my ego is so huge that birds crash into it wen they fly past.



  537. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my lips are so huge, i hire them out as blimps



  538. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    My ego is so huge when i got beat on a test by a rat i had to go to hospital due to expansion of my cranium



  539. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my hed is so enourmous, that my momma thought that i was a beach ball when i came out



  540. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    My head is just really really big



  541. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my lips r so big evry1 thort my botox had gone rong.



  542. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my feet are so huge, i was a substitute for the clown at blackpool



  543. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my heads so fat, when i faceplanted there was an earthquake



  544. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my lips are so big, when i kissed my momma, she was bounced through the wall



  545. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my head is so huge, that a vein pops every time i take a step



  546. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my hed is so huge that im banned from all elevators



  547. james barlow's Momma Joke:

    my lips are so huge, the army shot me cos they thought i was a UFO



  548. d master's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat the only letters of the alphebet she noes is kfc



  549. ryan kelly's Momma Joke:

    His chin is so fat, that he makes james’ head look small!



  550. cracker's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hair her nipples look like afros.



  551. mini adam's Momma Joke:

    ur momma’s so fat when she gets on the scales it sais i asked 4 ur weighed not ur phone number ( this 1 rocks so up urs bitches)



  552. lol's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE UR MOMS BUTT!!!!!!!!!



  553. BUTTCHEEK's Momma Joke:

    I LIKE FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  554. charlie's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so poor she uses a wedding ring as a cheerio



  555. bob's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat, that wen she saw a bus full of white kids, she yelled “Stop that twinkie!!!!”



  556. Louis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she pissed her self in a bathroom



  557. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade



  558. laura's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade



  559. Louis's Momma Joke:

    yo mommers such a slut i asked her whats for Lunch she opened her legs and sed fish



  560. Louis's Momma Joke:

    Larun get your own jokes!



  561. oooooooo's Momma Joke:

    your mammas soo fat she looks obease.



  562. oooooooo's Momma Joke:

    your mammas so fat



  563. Nick Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv to watch the couch.



  564. coltin fosberg's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she brout a spoon to the super bowl



  565. coltin fosberg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl



  566. coltin fosberg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money



  567. Nick Smith's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so stupid she walked into Walgreens and said “why aren’t the walls green?



  568. Matt Smith's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she walks into JC Penny and said” it’s all in HERE!!!!



  569. Spongebob Squarepants's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so ugly she went to an ugly contest and got kicked out cause the judge said’sorry, no pros aloud’.



  570. cacacacapopipeshower's Momma Joke:

    i lyk Mojun! nd ur mom is so fat dat shez just fat nd ur gay lmao



  571. cacacacapopipeshower's Momma Joke:

    i lyk having sex wit guyz



  572. cacacacapopipeshower's Momma Joke:

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
    ON 3RD JULY 1999 A GIRL UNKNOWN WAS BRUTALY MURDERED HER SKIN RIPPED OFF AND ORGANS CUT OPEN KNOW U HAV READ DIS SHE WILL KILL U WITHIN 2 DAYS BUT IF COPY AND PASTE THIS 10 TIMES UR FAMILYAND U WILL SURVIVE
    PS SORRY



  573. cacacacapopipeshower's Momma Joke:

    PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
    ON 3RD JULY 1999 A GIRL UNKNOWN WAS BRUTALY MURDERED HER SKIN RIPPED OFF AND ORGANS CUT OPEN KNOW U HAV READ DIS SHE WILL KILL U WITHIN 2 DAYS BUT IF COPY AND PASTE THIS 10 TIMES UR FAMILYAND U WILL SURVIVE
    PS SORRY!



  574. lane's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless phone



  575. coke's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so stupid that when she went to bed with a ruler just to see how long she slept



  576. marc's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that when she was hungry that she would eat her children.



  577. kayla's Momma Joke:

    ur momma sooo dumb she once said that she was going to jump off a curb to commit suicide



  578. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she looks like shamoos sista



  579. teresa's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas like lowes, 10 cents a screw



  580. jacob's Momma Joke:

    ur momma like a misquito once ya slap her she dont stop suckin



  581. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom



  582. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    think u it was awesome ur mom is fat



  583. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    bitch



  584. respo's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat wen we had sex i climbed on top and burned my ass on da light yo mommas so fat they gave away free tee shirts at the store target when she put it on a helicopter landed on her back yo mommas so fat she carries around avcr like a beeper yo mommas so skinny she looks threw a key hole with both eyes shes so skinny she hang glides from a dorito



  585. respo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb she had to study for aurin test



  586. respo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so sick we were walkin along just talkin and still talkin i look over shes gone look back she just standing there staring at this dog the dogs layn there ya know how dogs do licken himselfya his private so the dogs just goin ta town and yo mom said damn i wish i could do that i said you better not that dog will bite you



  587. respo's Momma Joke:

    you know yo momma just cant hold a job well i offerd her a job i said ok ya start tommaro call me first thing in the morning so morning comes no phone call i get a call later tht day yo momma said man im so sorry i just went out with some friends to cellibratethe new job i got drinkin real heavy well ijust started blowin chunks i said well thats ok it happens to everybody she says no no you dont understand chunks is my dog



  588. respo's Momma Joke:

    comment to da geek joke makin fun of otherpeoples joke joke # 26you so stupid you thought taco bell was amexican phone company



  589. respo's Momma Joke:

    to da only women here youaint on fire your box is so get bacck in it ya snapdragon



  590. respo's Momma Joke:

    your mommas teeth are so gaped i didnt know if i should smile back or kick a fieldgoal



  591. respo's Momma Joke:

    your mommas got so much hair under her arms it looks like shes got buckwheet in a headlock



  592. respo's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so big they had to take an airial photograph for apicture



  593. respo's Momma Joke:

    to pink diamond your shity your so dumb you called me to get my number



  594. lil johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo check this out yo momma is so hairy her niples have afros dude hahaha wat u think bout that huh?



  595. Alexis's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of 50 white kids and she said
    stop that twinkie



  596. lil johnny's Momma Joke:

    ight bitches lil johnny is here again .

    i saw ur mom walking on the street i said hey wats up she said hey want to have blowjob



  597. lil johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she pools the equater lol.



  598. lil johnny(l)'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly ur dad have to taker her to ork everyday so he cant give a good day kiss



  599. lil johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat her nickname is lardo



  600. lil johnny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she eats wheat thick



  601. john's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she goes to the beach all the whales come up and sing we are famaily all thogh ur fater then me



  602. yo fanny granny's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick, and calls it air conditioning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  603. aunt jemima's Momma Joke:

    yo slap happy grand poppy!!!!!!!!
    yo fanny granny!!!!!!!!



  604. Jackass's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly, she said her brother was michael jackson



  605. milkdud's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out



  606. Juggalo's Momma Joke:

    ur moms so fat she sucks donkey nuts



  607. 2 people's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when a school bus full of kids in white teeshirts went by, she ran after them yelling STOP THAT TWINKIE!



  608. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your moms so hairy she got affros on her nipples



  609. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she jumped in an ocean a whale starts to sing “we are family” even though u fatta then me.



  610. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Your Momma is so fat she iron her clothes on the driveway.



  611. Uhh's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so stupid when the weather man said its chilly outside she ranned in the kitchen 2 get a spoon



  612. ABC's Momma Joke:

    your momma so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i said why u kicking the can she said im moving



  613. IM U's Momma Joke:

    Your momma teeth so butterey when she sat in the backseat of the car and looked out the window and smiled the people thought it was a yellow light and slowed down



  614. So's Momma Joke:

    your momma so ugly when she came out her mom said aww look at the treasure and her daddy said yea lets burry it



  615. the o g's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so fat i had to take 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side



  616. FAT ASS's Momma Joke:

    YO UK-BOY2K8 I CAN PULL BETTA JOKES OUT OF MY ASS SO STICK THAT UP UR ASS AND SMOKE IT BY THE WAY THE QUEEN AND ENGLAND SUCK ASS COMPLETELY UR SHIT T EVRYTHING FROM SEX 2 DRIVE BYS EVEN FREAKIN FAMILY GUY AND SIMPSONS AND EVRYTHING ELSE IN AMERICA HATES U GUYS BECAUSE UR ALL POSH ASSHOLES THAT DRIVE IN HORE RIDEN CARTS U LOOK LIKE FREAKIN SANTA AND HIS FREAKIN FAT RAINDEER IN THOSE THINGS SO SCREW YOU U JACKASS



  617. Matt's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she went swimming in the ocean the whales were sing we are family even thogh ur fatter then me.



  618. Matt's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so fat when she was running down the street to the corrner all the kids were saying schoolbus



  619. yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    is so tall a giraffe could see her



  620. yamama's Momma Joke:

    ya mama is so fat she stepeed on a scale and it said her phone number



  621. gabby's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so fat she uses a mat for a tampon!



  622. gabby's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat when she walk into the city everyone scream SOMAMI!



  623. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat when she saw a school bus she said stop that twinkey



  624. darius moton's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she was on a crouse ship she had to jump off and the sharks said all u can eat buffa



  625. jose G's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat that she sat in the middle of the road. i tried to go around her but i ran out of gas.



  626. jose G's Momma Joke:

    ur momma eats so much that she sweats butter and syrup.



  627. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she ordered a water bed but all they had to do was throw a blanket over the ocean!!

    EVERYONE SUX!!!!!



  628. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so old i told her to act her age and she died lolol!!!!



  629. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the coach!!!

    OMAR SUXX!!!!



  630. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she rolled over four quarters and made a dolla



  631. sarah's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot outof george washingtons nose!!!



  632. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb she had to climb ova a glass wall to see what was behind it. as if she could anyways!!

    Sarah sux!!!!



  633. sarah's Momma Joke:

    omars so dumb instead of toilet paper he used the laundry drying towels to wipe his fatass!!!!



  634. omar's Momma Joke:

    sarah is so fat that when she shit, it literaly splattered all of us BAM!!!



  635. omar's Momma Joke:

    sarah is so fat that when she shit, it literaly splattered all of us BAM!!!



  636. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    sarahs butt hair is so long she clogged the toilet! lol!!!
    sarah SUX!!



  637. sarah's Momma Joke:

    omar is such a girl he had his period last month!!!! lolololol



  638. omar's Momma Joke:

    sarah is full of shit she came out black!!!



  639. sarah's Momma Joke:

    when he saw a dog he said STOP DAT HOT DOG!!!!!!



  640. sarah's Momma Joke:

    omar is so fat he was born january 1st and secomnd LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!



  641. sarah's Momma Joke:

    omar is so fat he was born january 1st and 2nd LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!



  642. NATHAN's Momma Joke:

    ur moma so poor tht she had 2 get her clothes out of the garbage



  643. itzy-blitzy's Momma Joke:

    man, dere r only 2-3 jokez on here dat r funny….everythin else iz wack…….
    :/



  644. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours 2 read 60min



  645. Josey & shelby's Momma Joke:

    ur mom soo fat she sat on the rainbow and it turn into skittles
    lolz lolz



  646. Josey & shelby's Momma Joke:

    ur mom soo fat she sat on the rainbow and it turn into skittles
    lolz lolz



  647. Josey & shelby's Momma Joke:

    ur mom soo fat she sat on the rainbow and it turn into skittles
    lolz lolz



  648. some1's Momma Joke:

    ur jokes soo weird like ur faces lol and ur mom lolz and ur mom not good n bed shes the worst



  649. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA LIKE A DEEP FREEZER. SHE LET EVERY BODY THROW THEY MEAT IN



  650. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!



  651. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mommas like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more…



  652. jmc95's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat her blood group is DOR meaning dorito



  653. frank's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she didnt even fit in this joke



  654. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yor Mommas so Fat Even GreenPeace dont Want Her



  655. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yor Mommas so Fat Even GreenPeace dont Want Her



  656. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mamas so gay that not even micheal jackson will date her



  657. lil_kel's Momma Joke:

    y’all so dumb and ugly u got ur faced pimpd not ur car



  658. jake beswick's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so poor she went to mcdonalds got a happy meal toy and said merry chrismas



  659. JGFKL's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so ugly she is lgy



  660. jake's Momma Joke:

    ure moms dumb she locked herself in a toilet and still pissed herself



  661. jake's Momma Joke:

    ure moms so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare



  662. jake's Momma Joke:

    ure moms so fat she turned round i missed 3 tv programmes



  663. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mama so fat that each time she turns round its christmas



  664. coopinator's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she locked herself in tesco and died of starvation !!!!!!!!!! haha lolololololololololololololololololol



  665. your moms so fat's Momma Joke:

    your moms so fat they had to install another elscaltor in merry hill to get her up and down



  666. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she slept



  667. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when it was raining and were a yellow coat the people called taxi taxi



  668. anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid when it was raining and were a yellow coat the people called taxi taxi



  669. yola47's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.
    and bye the way u guys suck!



  670. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that she goes over all you can eat bufet



  671. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so fat she uses bacon as wristbands



  672. LOL's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she starved to death in a subway!!!



  673. kriste's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb wen her kids were arguing her daughter said you nuckle head and mom walked in there and said “Stop putting your nuckles on your brother head”

    yo mama so stupid when she walked in YMCA she said this doesn’t look like Macy’s.

    yo mama so dumb wen the caution sign said “Be Careful”she took out a marker and put “HOW”

    yo mama so dumb wen sumone asked her how do she think she said a light bulb



  674. leon naif's Momma Joke:

    your mommas sooooooo fat she fell in love and broke it



  675. IYT's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly, she couldn’t find a good Halloween mask, so she put a clear plastic bag over her head.



  676. moisesbarrientos and sis's Momma Joke:

    youre momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.



  677. moisesbarrientos and sis's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said follow that twinky.



  678. Amador's Momma Joke:

    Your momma is soooooooo fat , that when she steped on the ocean she caused a tsunamiiiiiiiiii



  679. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so hairy she got afros on her nipples



  680. larry's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly, that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.



  681. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat that she is fat!!!!!!!!



  682. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat she burt out the planets



  683. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade



  684. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat when she turns around its her birthday



  685. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mammas so hairy she goy afos on her nipples



  686. david whatley's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat she saw a school bus full of wight kids she said stop dat twinkie



  687. haha123's Momma Joke:

    yo mama iz so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  688. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur moms is so dumb shes retaded



  689. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom likes men



  690. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom likes pickles



  691. jake fencl's Momma Joke:

    ur mom loves me and she wants my number (773)586-9000



  692. jake fencl's Momma Joke:

    ur mom likes pickles



  693. mamma - G's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat she jumped and got stuck
    ur mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
    ur mamma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
    ur mamma is so old her milk in her titties is cheese
    ur mamma is so fat when it rains and she wears her yellow rain coat people call taxi
    ur mamma is so fat after ur daddy has sex with her he rolls over twice and he is still on the bitch
    haha i fink i just topped u lame asses all over haha jebends
    BRITISH LASS sin a bit



  694. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mummas so fat shes fat



  695. fran's Momma Joke:

    your mamma is so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her



  696. poo's Momma Joke:

    u ALL SUCK AT MAKING UR MOMMA JOKES!!!



  697. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old she forgot her purse on noas ark



  698. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat and old that she sunk noas ark and then a whale asked her out



  699. poo's Momma Joke:

    blah



  700. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so tired of hearing people talk about her.



  701. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she went up a up escalator it started going down



  702. bob's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she went to google to search google



  703. hood's Momma Joke:

    u momma so fat that when she entered a horse back riding contest the horse went A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off ofg me



  704. hood's Momma Joke:

    u momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said i can fell the power!!!



  705. hood's Momma Joke:

    LICK MY BOOBIES YES IM 18



  706. hood's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she kissed u u fell over take that BITCHES THAT IS HOW U SPELL IT ASS HOLES AND U MOMMA IS TO



  707. hood's Momma Joke:

    babulabau ur an asshole womens rights is not funny mens rights now thats funny



  708. none's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when she jumped into the utah pool people in japan yelled ”TSUNAMI!!!!!!!”



  709. Big Z's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when a plane crashed on her she said, “who threw that rock!”



  710. Big Z's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat when it rained everything got wet but her legs!



  711. billyyyy's Momma Joke:

    ur mama is so ugly wen she went to the beacches the waves wont even wave 2 her, ur mama is so stupid wen the doctor asked her for a pregntcy test she said how long do i hav 2 study NOW DATS A UR MAMA JOKEEEE =)



  712. Did's Momma Joke:

    I hate your mom



  713. aj's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so fat it took 2 trains and a bus to get on her good side



  714. jm's Momma Joke:

    ur moma is so ugly she has three tungs that she talks 1.LIKE THIS 2.LIKE THIS 3.LIKE THIS



  715. Arvin's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooo poor, her tv only has 2 channels! ON and OFF



  716. ur ma's Momma Joke:

    your momma is such a whore she walkout on the street with a baby and said whos the daddy,whos the daddy



  717. emo bitch's Momma Joke:

    leon spencer is such an emo he cuts his dick in a sleep



  718. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMA IS SO SMELLY WHEN SHE WENT TO THE BATH ROOM THE TUTH BRUSHES WAS LIKE U IS NOT PICKIN ME



  719. zach's Momma Joke:

    Ur moma is so skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio



  720. j.p.'s Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dumb that she pulled her pants down and said my phone is ringing



  721. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momas so dumb she uses a VCR for a beeper



  722. jo moma's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK &
    UR MOMA SO FAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS CAN PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK AROUND HER



  723. Jonny's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so hary the only language she can speak is wookie



  724. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she went off the 5ft dive and everyone thought the sun was falling



  725. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of george washingtons nose.



  726. CourtneyLindsay's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly shes ugly.



  727. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    When you were born you were so ugly ur dead said is that a treasure and ur mom was like lets go berrew it



  728. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    When you were born you were so ugly ur dead said is that a treasure and ur mom was like lets go berrew it



  729. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    When you were born you were so ugly ur dead said is that a treasure and ur mom was like lets go berrew it



  730. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    When you were born you were so ugly ur dead said is that a treasure and ur mom was like lets go berrew it



  731. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    When you were born you were so ugly ur dead said is that a treasure and ur mom was like lets go berrew it



  732. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so stupid she spend all day saying ” im not” to r-2



  733. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat that she fell in love and broke it



  734. ceceeeeeeeemeeeemeeeereee's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid when man said it is chilly out side she is going to come outside with a bowl and a spoon



  735. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    drdstywts85rtsw



  736. mom's Momma Joke:

    your moma is so stupid she dadedmaster chiefs helment



  737. mom's Momma Joke:

    yor mom is so fat it took her 1,000,000,000 tsunamis to fill up her bath tup



  738. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she steps on the scale she looks down and says thts my fhone number



  739. my name is (ralf) danil's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection dicks



  740. my name is (ralf) danil's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so skinny she has to wear todler bras



  741. my name is (ralf) danil's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so stupid she masturbaits



  742. clay's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat when she steps on the scale it says, To Be Continued…



  743. clay's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat when she steps on the scale it says, To Be Continued…



  744. johanna's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat, when she walked by the TV, i missed three whole episodes



  745. some one's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so dumb she climed over a clear glass wall to see wat was on tha pther side



  746. some one's Momma Joke:

    ur mama so dumb she over a wireliss phone



  747. sheffieldjokes's Momma Joke:

    your mum is so fat that shes da reason for makin double doors



  748. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she jumpe up and got stuck



  749. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momsz so fat she tryed 2 run bye in a yellowshirt and all the kids rain bye her saying stop school bus y yuh going 2 fast



  750. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she whent to mc donalds she stuke a burger up her ass and started singing budobubo i loving it



  751. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat when she tryied to jump of a building she went straight to hell



  752. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so geto when she bress feeds culad comes out



  753. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so hairy that she went to New York everyone screamed king kong is bak again



  754. GER's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so dumb when u asked about algerbra she said whats wrong with my bra



  755. lamekids's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl



  756. I LIKE BEANZ's Momma Joke:

    Ur mamas so ugly that when she threw a bommerang it never came back



  757. illlllll's Momma Joke:

    Ur mammas so ugly…that it takes 17 beers to make her look like a dead horse….shut down



  758. Sugar lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    Wow



  759. Sugar lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat she had to use a tarp as a rain coat



  760. Sugar lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so dumb she drive a car with a trunk in the front and an engine i n the back.



  761. Sugar lips Marie's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat she got in the car and the tires went flat all 4 tires



  762. 999juhu's Momma Joke:

    ur mom so ugly she looks like a soggy6 piece a poop



  763. devon's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she was baptized at seaworld



  764. devon's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so clumsy she tripped over a cordless phone



  765. devon's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she ate a ft hoagie on her own



  766. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  767. daddyo's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  768. daddyo's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so ugly, she makes u look hot. BURN



  769. chaz's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she makes the sun look small



  770. alex's Momma Joke:

    yo mammy is so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air



  771. emeroiy's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat her pant size is lose some weight bitch



  772. nick's Momma Joke:

    call me hehehehehe xoxoxoxo



  773. yamama's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she steapd on a scale it said her phone number



  774. yamama's Momma Joke:

    ya mama so hairy the only language she knows is wooki



  775. big wang's Momma Joke:

    yo momas like a tolet big,white,and fulla shit



  776. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    i saw ur mama walkin down the street with a pig in her arm.I asked where did u get the pig answered i won her off a lottery.



  777. mohamed's Momma Joke:

    i saw ur mama walkin down the street with a pig in her arm.I asked where did u get the pig answered i won her off a lottery.



  778. nancy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her stretch marks have stretch marks



  779. HAIRY's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so hairy it looks like she got bob marley in a head lock



  780. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat she’s a fat pig with the swine flu and don’t what to do (that’s waht she said)



  781. ur mom's Momma Joke:

    kc cheifs suck ass go steelers bitches six-burgh



  782. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow all the skittles fell out



  783. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone



  784. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead and said im tryin to make up my mind



  785. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly that people said take off your mask its not halloween anymore



  786. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so hairy that bigfoot is taking a picture of her



  787. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    TO MAMA IS SO FAT NOT EVAN DORA CAN EXPLORE HER



  788. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid her son said its chilly outside and she went outside with a spoon



  789. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so yellow that people mistaked her for the sun



  790. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid i asked her to buy a colored tv and she said what color



  791. austin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid that i said the drinks on the house and she got a ladder and went on the roof



  792. paul`'s Momma Joke:

    your momma isss soooo fat that she saw that 70’s show



  793. jaszy pooh's Momma Joke:

    your momma so fat when she looked down at the weight scale it read “TO BE CONTINUED”



  794. jaszy pooh's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she stole a FREE LOAF OF BREAD!



  795. jaszy pooh's Momma Joke:

    your momma so stupid she stole free samples!



  796. Big Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so chunky you can live in her fat. :)



  797. Big Bob's Momma Joke:

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  798. Big Bob's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid her calculator dosen’t work.



  799. bEttErthAnU's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so ugly she makes an onion cry



  800. jordan's Momma Joke:

    your mums so old she farts dust



  801. jake and alissa's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE STEPED ON A DOLLAR BILL AND LEFT 4 QUATERS FLAT



  802. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so old shes got an auotographed bible



  803. augast's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so old she sat behind jesus in first grade



  804. augast's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so old when she was in schhol their was no history



  805. ur mum's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so old she is old



  806. wwe's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her



  807. Chris sides a.k.a. Big papi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a vacum cleaner; She sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.



  808. Chris sides a.k.a. Big papi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so ugly not even rice crispies wont even talk to her.



  809. Chris Sides a.k.a. Big papi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is like a squirel; She can’t keep nuts out of her mouth.



  810. Chris Sides a.k.a. Big papi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma i like Justin Kent; ugly, likes nuts, and eats with CHOPSTICKS.



  811. Chris Sides a.k.a. Big papi's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is stupid like Zach Colbert… He sold his car for gas money.



  812. Atoung's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so poor her tv has 2 channels on and off



  813. wilfredo's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat when she sat on a game cube she trun it into a gameboy!!!!



  814. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you momma is so fat when she lays on the beach evry1 runs round her shouting free willy !!



  815. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    your mums so fat shes on both sides of the family!!



  816. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so stupid she tripped over a cordless laptop



  817. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    you mum is so stupid she laminated a blank piece of paper



  818. carol's Momma Joke:

    ure momma so fat and dumb she found a battery stuck it up her ass

    she said i feel the power



  819. urmom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed 3 episodes!!!



  820. kayleigh brenda's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas sooo fat she cant fit around the whole eqwatter



  821. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so poor she did a drive by in a public bus



  822. unknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is idiot,stupid,dumb,fat,and ugly



  823. unknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momma sucks



  824. ur momma's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so fat and hairy that on every december she get mistaken by santa claus



  825. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    vdoibhol;



  826. Alyssa.'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo stupid, she put paper on the tv and called it paper view.



  827. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    rudddjhu



  828. difjdfkfg's Momma Joke:

    the guy unknown is very gay ass hell



  829. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mams that fat she makes an elephants ass look small



  830. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur mams that fat when she jumped in the sea the whales said we r family



  831. connor bilton 09's Momma Joke:

    ur mams so thick she got ran over walking into a parked car



  832. gay's Momma Joke:

    ur mams that thick she got locked in a supermarket an starved to death



  833. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO FAT SHE OPENED UP HER ASS AND OPENED THE GATES TO OBLIVION



  834. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL



  835. YO MOMMA's Momma Joke:

    your mom so fat i tried to walk around her and got ,lost lolololololol LUCA boccaccio iz gay spread the word



  836. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    my dick is like super-size your is like 2 fries my dick is fresh and clean your dick stank like shit



  837. ch!k!ta's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is sooooo skinny that in hur birthday dey took a picture n da candle covered hur



  838. AMY's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe, I asked her “Hey, did you lose a shoe?”. She said “No, I found one!”



  839. ruby's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat that wen she walked into wolly world evrey body said oh lokk a bean bag.



  840. alyssa's Momma Joke:

    anonymous is so gay and RUDE.



  841. alyssa's Momma Joke:

    CAROL IS RUDE.



  842. ANONYMOUS's Momma Joke:

    I AM SO UGLY THAT WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR BLOODY MARY SAID I QUIT



  843. ANONYMOUS's Momma Joke:

    HUR IZ MY THEME SONG I AM SO FAT I CANT GET A GUY..



  844. Yh's Momma Joke:

    Ur mum is so stupid she got runned over by a parked car !



  845. The bomb disser's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall just to see what’s on the other side.



  846. ricardo's Momma Joke:

    giovanni iz gay hahahahahah



  847. pimped out gram gram's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she scared away the children at halloween
    yo mama so fat she uses a shoe horn to halp her put her bra on



  848. Matt holm's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat that she blocked the TV and i missed 3 commercials.



  849. Hiranya's lady's Momma Joke:

    Yo mummy so fat that went she went on the scale, her phone number came on.



  850. lol's Momma Joke:

    ur mum is so fat u have to roll over twise to get off her.



  851. im gay's Momma Joke:

    im gay



  852. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side



  853. Daveyboy's Momma Joke:

    Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.



  854. miguel21's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she bought a jiggsaw puzzle she took it back complaining it was broken.



  855. zakary is awesome's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so skiny she can holihoop with a cherrio



  856. zakary is awesome's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so poor that when she walks in to kfc she likes other peoples fingers.



  857. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat that the whale said we are family even though your fatter than me.



  858. Jessica `'s Momma Joke:

    Your momma so stupis that she got locked in the grocery store for a week and starved to death.LOL! :)



  859. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so fat she cant fit in the world and the earth is saying I am to small!



  860. Jessica's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA SO DRUNK SHE CANT EVEN CARPOOL!!!!

    :) 8)



  861. brittani's Momma Joke:

    your momma house is so dirty they tried to kick the bugs out of the house but the bugs are like no way we on the lease



  862. Karl Jackamonis's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so nasty, she brang her own crabs to the beach



  863. bambi219's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she had to get baptized at seaworld!!



  864. A-ron's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat when god sed let there be light he had to ask her to move



  865. cubrikaska's Momma Joke:

    maravillosamente, la pieza muy de valor



  866. JOBE's Momma Joke:

    SO FAT



  867. Big g's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat, when she steped on a scale, her phone number came out.



  868. SPARKLES's Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE SCALE



  869. SPARKLES's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT MORE CHINS THAN CHINA TOWN



  870. SPARKLES's Momma Joke:

    UR MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT ON HER RAIN COAT AND STEPED OUT SIDE PEOPLE YELLED TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!!



  871. eggman217's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat even jaba da hut said Damn



  872. EGGMAN217's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a pool table balls go in and balls come out



  873. shay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she went to mcdonalds and had to put a milk shake on layaway



  874. lora's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamaz so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down



  875. shay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she triped over a cord less phone



  876. shay's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she got rain over buy aparked car



  877. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she has her own gravity pool



  878. thebenster's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, then u put her back in the closet



  879. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma like a bus, shes only ten cents to ride



  880. Devon's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor that when i walked in her house i tripped on a skaye board and she said,”QUIT MOVIN’ MY COUCH!”



  881. 1's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money



  882. eee's Momma Joke:

    efwrwegtrhgre gvrfbtre vd fgvrfgvr fgfdgrd erwQASQ KI8FEDSVF6DFC OHHHHH



  883. lmao im the king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so dumb on her application for a job it said:Do NOT write on the dotted line and she put ”ok”



  884. lmao im the king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out



  885. lmao im the king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor people break into her house and leave money



  886. lmao im the king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor I saw her walking down the street holding a shoe and I asked her”lost a shoe?” and she said ”no just found one



  887. lmao im the king's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so poor she broke into someone’s house and stole food stamps



  888. Lmao im the king!!!!!!!!!!!'s Momma Joke:

    I just keep going and going



  889. z smith's Momma Joke:

    your mommas so fat she couldent even see you when you were talking to her



  890. yo's Momma Joke:

    lmao u r not the king!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



  891. im the coolest ever@upyourass.com!'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that when she farted the Big Bang happened!



  892. dear 1's Momma Joke:

    u r joke sucks! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT MOTHER f******** ONE!



  893. KAITLAN LEDET's Momma Joke:

    UR MOOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR



  894. bullaboo12's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she got locked in the supermarket and sterved



  895. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat then when she puts on her yellow raincoat people shout “taxi!”



  896. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she put her lipstick on with a paint-roller



  897. ...'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat that shes fat



  898. jjlhill@btinternet.com's Momma Joke:

    ur mommas so fat she went swimmin in the se, and a whale bobed up and sang
    “we are family!!!” LOL LOL LOL



  899. Yo YO's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so poor she went 2 Kfc licking other pepoles fingers



  900. Yo YO's Momma Joke:

    when ur mom walked in to burger king the manger said hey look a cow and a huge one this joke is to maddys mom



  901. Dr. Chris's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so hairy, the only language she speaks os wookie!!! (do the wookie thing), hahaha lol



  902. adam's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma so fat her picture fell down



  903. adam's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so fat when she walked across the tv i missed three epasodes



  904. adam's Momma Joke:

    ur mammas so fat she was born in the sea



  905. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE BOUGHT A DOUNUT THERE WAS A HOLE IN IT SO SHE RETURNED IT



  906. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    vfgfgrgtrtr egbhtfedgnj76myhfew ygfertcS



  907. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat that they though she was a tire so they put her on a truck



  908. UrDad's's Momma Joke:

    Your momma’s like a vaccum cleaner … She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet



  909. Urdad's Momma Joke:

    I asked your momma “what’s for lunch” …She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise



  910. forrestgump's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy she got afros on her tittie nipples



  911. forrestgump's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so stupid instead of sitting on the couch and watching tv she sat on da tv and watched the couch



  912. doorknob's Momma Joke:

    ur momma just like a doorknob everyone gets a turn



  913. jada's Momma Joke:

    Your mama so fat she sat on dollar and made it for quaters



  914. neverenoughpain's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is like a brick wall, she gets laid by mexicans all day long



  915. neverenoughpain's Momma Joke:

    yo mmma is like a shotgun; two cocs one blow



  916. Ur best friend's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with het.



  917. Ur best friend's Momma Joke:

    Her****



  918. Anymouse's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat she was layin on the beach they yell beached whale!



  919. macattack's Momma Joke:

    ur mamma is so supid when she herd he door bell ring she awnsered he micorwave



  920. babyfly's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so dum she put paper on the tv to watch pay paper views



  921. umknown's Momma Joke:

    ur momas so poor she saw the garbage truch and said wait i never shopping yet



  922. jamayra's Momma Joke:

    ur momma is so fat she uses the highway for the slippin. and slide



  923. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    neverenoughpain’s you are racist you stupid



  924. danieldrizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so dirty when she drank water she pissed out coffee



  925. danieldrizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so gay she bought glow in the dark condoms to play star wars at night… (think about it)



  926. danieldrizzle's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tall when she did a cart-wheel she smack jesus in the chin



  927. bdfklbsdfjhn's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so gay she gave birth to you



  928. brooka's Momma Joke:

    stop



  929. xtream's Momma Joke:

    u so poor that when i saw u out side the trash u sayed mine mom locked me out of mine house



  930. Eddie V's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma like a bowling ball ya can get 3 fingers in her



  931. Eddie V's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama Like A Christmas Tree Everybody Hangs Balls On Her



  932. Eddie V's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma SO Old I Told Her To Act Her Age And She DIED



  933. hottlegirl momma joke's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is the only laugnes she is wouike



  934. hottlegirl momma joke's Momma Joke:

    was up i like momma jokes because there are cool so if a boy wants me say i do



  935. alex's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so poor she chased a garbage truck with a grocery list



  936. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she never saw her self because the mirrors kept breaking



  937. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so dumb when she saw a white truck she said come back here i need to pee



  938. a.k.a. dakmauri's Momma Joke:

    your mama so poor she tried 2 buy a playstation3 with food stamps



  939. colvin's Momma Joke:

    ur mamas so nasty u asked wats for dinner she pulled down her pants and said tuna with crabs on tha side+



  940. cory's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so blonde she got stabbed in a shoot out



  941. Haileee's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma so fat, when a school-bus of white kids went by she went running down the street screaming, stop that twinkie!!



  942. dghdunerunhr's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she dont fit in this joke



  943. gfhfhtrhrt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole a free balloon stuck it up her ass and she started to fly



  944. omg's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat they had to bring her to seaworld to get baptized



  945. badman's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to burger king and thought she was the queen



  946. OmG ItS uR mAmA's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so ugly she’s ugly!



  947. u all like slongz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamaz like a bus only 10 centz 2 ride!!!!! lol lol lol!



  948. u all zuck's Momma Joke:

    tdese jokes r so shittey!



  949. giggidy giggidy goo's Momma Joke:

    alright!!!!!!!!!!



  950. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stinky that when she poops people gotta change there clothes so they dont be smelling like her



  951. Dirty greasy greb's Momma Joke:

    I cut ur moms head off n put it in the microwave n guess wat…… shes DEAD!!!



  952. Ellie's Momma Joke:

    your momma’s so fat her belly button has an echo



  953. ty's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus pass she calls 911 catch that twinki



  954. cool-p's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she got baptized in seaworld



  955. KEONDRA's Momma Joke:

    1234 I DECLARE WAR 5678 TOOT MOMMA SUCK MY DADDY DICK TODAY



  956. jtg's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples



  957. calroy 13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor robbers went to her house and left money



  958. calroy 13's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she stept on the scale and the scale said one at a time please



  959. kenneth's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went on the scale it showed my phone number



  960. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,fat she used the highway for a slippin’ slide



  961. Nicole's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Cannon!



  962. Taylor's Momma Joke:

    Your mommas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.



  963. Check It.'s Momma Joke:

    Your momas so stupid she thought her VCR was her beeper.



  964. chandler's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so old her ex boyfriend is KING ARUTHER



  965. chmmiy's Momma Joke:

    your moma so porr i went to her house and lit a match and all the roaches came out and started singing ( clap your hands stomp ur fett prase the lord cause we got heat)



  966. EHS's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it wrote out the phone book



  967. EHS's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma is so poor when she was kicking a box around people asked her wat she was doing she said moving



  968. bob's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she has here own zip code



  969. RAWR iM bCk bEtCh!'s Momma Joke:

    YAhh NiGGUHSz GOtt NO lifE ANd All YAh fREEkiNG lAME Att dEM j0kESz !!! YAhh GAY NOO lifE MOfFA !!



  970. RAWR EHtSz Mii's Momma Joke:

    HEllO GAY bAStArdSz



  971. lee- lee's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old that she was in the bible



  972. lilcumston@hotmail.co.uk's Momma Joke:

    ur mum so fat she fell in love and broke it!!



  973. cliff hanger's Momma Joke:

    Your momma so big and hairy they put her onb anoimals do the funniest things



  974. youbigfatdihk's Momma Joke:

    your mom is so old and so fat that the last time she saw her feet she was sitting next to jesus



  975. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    ur momma stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!!1



  976. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    jfjildjfl;sjd



  977. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    look at my big ol’ tittys



  978. KARABO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE USES THE EQUATOR AS A BELT



  979. KARABO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO OLD HER BIRTH CERFTIFAICATE SAYS EXPIRED



  980. KARABO's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMMAS SO OLD HER BIRTH CETEFICATE IS WROTE IN ROMAN NUMERALS



  981. darren walker's Momma Joke:

    ur momma say ugly they mistaken her for BIGFOOT



  982. magnite30's Momma Joke:

    YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60MINITES



  983. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she put the boogie man out of biuses



  984. jesus's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so fat when she wears yellow siuts peple yell “hey taxi “



  985. jesus's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a turtle, once on her back shes f**ked



  986. jesus's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone



  987. jesus's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch



  988. jesus's Momma Joke:

    ur mom is like a board, flat and easy to nail



  989. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

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  1206. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama like the sun she make you blind



  1207. robert's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she put on a yellow rain coat and every body started saying taxi



  1208. anounomus's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she fell in da grand canyon and got stuck



  1209. anounomus's Momma Joke:

    your mama so stupid she put paper on her tv and called it paperview



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    your mama so stupid she put paper on her tv and called it paperview



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    Yo Mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.



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    Yo Mama so small she did suicide off a curb.



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    Yo momma so stupid everyone said its chilly outside and she went back inside to get a bowl



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    Yo Momma so old ppl told her 2 act her own age and she died



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    Yo momma so Ugly she turned Medusa into stone



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    yo mama is fat not even dora can explore her



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    yo mamma so fat when she went to the beach a whale came out and said “we are family even though you fatter than me”



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    yo mamma so pour i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what are you doing she said”moving”



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    YO MAMMASO UGLY THAT WHEn SHE CAME TO DROP U OFF AT SKUL THE SKUL HAD An EMERGEnCY CLOSInG BCAUSE THEY THOT THERE WAS A TERROROIST AT SKUL



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    yo momma so fat she jumped into mid-air and got stuck



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    yo mamma so stupid she thinks a telescope is for vision



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    yo mamma so stupid she thinks a telescope is for vision



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    Yo momma is soooo stuped she loced her self in the gorwshe stor and she dide of hunger.



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    your mama so fat she fell off the grand. cannyon and got stuck



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    Yo Mamma so fat that when she lays on the beach the coast gaurd yells “BEACHED WHALE!!!”



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  1231. blake morrison's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so ugly when she went up to a witch she said you got the job.

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