yo momma so fat she has her own zip code! yo momma so stupid she failed a survey. yo momma so ugly she was an extra in planet of the apes and didnt need a costume. you mommas forehead so big she was a stunt double for et
yo momma is so old her birth surtificate is in roman numerals. yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas sge wouldnt have enough to power a flea mobile around the inside of a fruitloop
heyy you guys i think this is a joke board so either leave jokes or get the hell off!! oh and by the way your momma’s so poor see watches tv on an etch-a-sketch! in your face bitichs
Yo momma is sooo fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family so come with me to our last party.” BEAT THAT BITCHES
Your mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Your mamma is so fat the last time she heard of 911 was learning her previous weight.
Your mamma is so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she thought it was a twinky.
yo momma is so fat people can run a marathon aorund her
yo momma is so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
yo momma is so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
yo momma is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a bungee cord
yo momma is so skinny for halloween she raped her self up in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
so many more but cant be assed to type em al up.. ne body wanna chat add me on msn dannidenise@hotmail.com
your momma soooooooo faaat and dumb when she went on the scale the doc said hey only one person at a time she replied sorry i think my son is in my belly button so that dont count
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
ON 3RD JULY 1999 A GIRL UNKNOWN WAS BRUTALY MURDERED HER SKIN RIPPED OFF AND ORGANS CUT OPEN KNOW U HAV READ DIS SHE WILL KILL U WITHIN 2 DAYS BUT IF COPY AND PASTE THIS 10 TIMES UR FAMILYAND U WILL SURVIVE
PS SORRY
u r all so wak yh u fink ur bad but ur all sad. England RULES!!!!! srry had 2 gt dat in. ur mummas r like double deker busses u pay $2.50 to get on top. Bang Bang. England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a boy went home from football and needed a shower he went upstairs and his dad was in the shower the boy sed awwww dad i woz gonna have a shower and the dad replied u can come in wiv me as long as u dnt look down so he got in the shower and eventually he looked down and he said dad wats dat?
the dad replied its a aeroplane son now get out cuz u’ll get in trouble
so later that evening he went to get in the shower again but hi mom woz in der again the boy sed awwww mom i was gonna go in the shower and so the mum said look u can get in wiv me
as long as u dont look up or down so eventually the boy looked down and first he looks up and said mum wat are those and the mom sed they are headlights
and then he looked down and sed mum wats dat and she replied a bush
so then the mom also told him to get out as he would have alos got into trouble
so he eventually got his shower and went to bed he got scared in the night so he went to his mum and dads room and sed mum dad can i come in with you?
and they replied yes as long as you dont look under the covers
so of course eventually he looked under the covers and he shouted…….
OH NO MUM THE AEROPLANE IS CRASHING INTO THE BUSH QUICK TURN ON UR HEADLIGHTS!!!!
hahahahahahahaha i love that joke…..xxxxxxxxx luv ya all
THESE ARE THE BEAST JOKES UR GONNA SEE FOR A LONG TIME……….. ur mom is like a refrigerator, everybody puts their meat in her……….ur mom is like a t.v. even a 3 year-old could turn her on……………ur mom is like a one dollar bill she gets handled around tha world…………….ur mom is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in the closet………ur mom is like doorknob everyone gets a turn……ur mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always gettin laid by mexicans.
sup everyone did u like dem jokes……..cuz i told u dey were the best u would see in a while……………well, anyway hope u like tha jokes above………………..peace out
*Yo mama so fat when she hopped on the scales it came up with her phone number
*Yo mama so fat she walked past my T.V and I missed Lord Of The Rings 3
*Yo mama so fat when she went to SeaWorld they tried to feed her fish
*Yo mama so fat her ass has got more crack than Bobby and Whitney
*Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t find a date on a calender
*Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets a fine for mooning
*Yo mama breath so bad she cant help talking S**T
*Yo mama breath so bad you ain’t black she just breathed on you alot
*Yo mama breath so bad if she was a Starwars charakter she wood beChewcaca
There are plenty more where that came from! So if you want to hear some more just E-Mail me
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
scary huh??
NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED
go to http://www.freewebs.com/black106 and dis some of those dick heads o they suck at come backs oh and yo momma is so ugly even zombies said daaaammmnnn!!!
yo mamma so fat she dont take pictures she takes posters
yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in the supermarket and straved
yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in furniture plus and slept on da floor
yo mamma so fat dat her shadow weighs 45 pounds
yo mamma so ugly……….. well look at u
yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shott out
yo mamma so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
and dis is my knocked out joke………….
everybody is a gift from God but GOD rapped yo mamma in a rush
Anybody Going to Say Anything because i want to Know.you all suck man.im been dissing everybody.im going Diss all ya’ll once again cause i haven’t Got My challenge yet.YA’ll Momma’s so short when i told her to stand up she said i am.
ya’ll Momma’s so nasty when i come in her room look like she fighting with her toe nails.
Posted: February 25th, 2007
your momma so fat a picture of her on the wall fell off
Posted: February 25th, 2007
your momma so fat everytime she ran down the road with her red cloak on everybody yelled shit there there goes my bus
Posted: February 25th, 2007
yo momma so dum she fell over a cordless phone
Posted: February 26th, 2007
yo momma so dum/and fat she got hit by a parked car and had 2 pay the owner 4 damages 2 the car
Posted: February 27th, 2007
Yo momma is so 1/2 japanese, that when a Hawaain told her Pearl Harbor was her fault she responded by saying “only partially”.
Posted: February 27th, 2007
yo momma is so dyslexic that when she wrote a letter to Santa she actually wrote : Daer Satan,……
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she obeast
Posted: March 1st, 2007
ur moma is so retarted she wears a helmet
Posted: March 1st, 2007
yor momma is so ugly she makes me look pretty
Posted: March 1st, 2007
ur momma’s so fat we all use her as an exorcise ball ur momma is like a playstation - every 1 gets a turn!!! haha leigh b hope u read these
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma so fat she has her own zip code! yo momma so stupid she failed a survey. yo momma so ugly she was an extra in planet of the apes and didnt need a costume. you mommas forehead so big she was a stunt double for et
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your momms is so fat she put a half cup of water in the bath tub and it overflowed
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma is so old her birth surtificate is in roman numerals. yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas sge wouldnt have enough to power a flea mobile around the inside of a fruitloop
Posted: March 4th, 2007
I LIKE PIE,POTATOES,AND APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said i have the power
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo daddy so short he still gets invited to micheal jacksons house
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so dum she tried to drown a gold fish
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so old when she breastfeeds powder comes out
Posted: March 4th, 2007
yo momma so poor her front and back doors r on the same hinges
Posted: March 7th, 2007
all those jokes suck there not funny at all
Posted: March 7th, 2007
how many of you guys like nfl football my favorite team is the kc chiefs
Posted: March 7th, 2007
and that kid that wrote i like pie is a dumb ass hi name is chris a check it out
Posted: March 7th, 2007
so is any body gong to say any thing i whant ot know what your guys favorite nfl teams are and also your favorite collage team is
Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo mamma is so poor she hs two tv’s one for color and one for sound.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo momma so fat her stretch marks look like bear attacks.
Posted: March 8th, 2007
heyy you guys i think this is a joke board so either leave jokes or get the hell off!! oh and by the way your momma’s so poor see watches tv on an etch-a-sketch! in your face bitichs
Posted: March 8th, 2007
sorry i spelled bitxh wrong!!!
Posted: March 8th, 2007
your momma so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk
Posted: March 8th, 2007
your momma so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
Posted: March 8th, 2007
your momma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box damn i’m on fire!!!
Posted: March 9th, 2007
all da jokes r LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: March 9th, 2007
Yo momma is sooo fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family so come with me to our last party.” BEAT THAT BITCHES
Posted: March 9th, 2007
BOB is A BOBBLE HEAD becuase he likes to bob on my dick
Posted: March 13th, 2007
why do blonde girls have bruised stomachs??????????????????? Because some blonde guys aren’t that smart either.
Posted: March 13th, 2007
ur daddas so gay he makes michael jackson look straight!
Posted: March 13th, 2007
whats a good joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, your mom!!!!!! Ha !
Posted: March 13th, 2007
your momma is so stupid ,,,,,, she locked herself out of a convertable!
Posted: March 13th, 2007
wanna see a joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, women’s rights.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Give her a shovel.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
why r blacks, asians, italians, and chinese people hate sprinklers?
–The sprinklers always say chinkspik chink spik wop niga niga niga niga niga niga
Posted: March 14th, 2007
Your mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Your mamma is so fat the last time she heard of 911 was learning her previous weight.
Your mamma is so fat and stupid that when she saw a school bus full of white kids, she thought it was a twinky.
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo momas so fat when she put on a red shirt all the little kids yelld out Kool-aid Kool-aid!
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma is so dum she put a quarter in the coke machine and waited for a peice of gum to come out
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo daddy is so gay he rapes Micheal Jackson
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo daddy is so small he can’t reach the doorknob
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo mamma is so poor she has to eat rocks
Posted: March 15th, 2007
yo momma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mamma’s teeth r so yellow she spits butter
Posted: March 17th, 2007
Yor Momma Is so black when she fell from the grand canyon we said
DARKNESS FELLS HAHAHAHAH THATS GOOD RIGHT THERE
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo mommasso fat she got baptised at sea world
Posted: March 17th, 2007
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo mommas so dum she starved to death in sainsburys
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo mammas so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang we are family
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that the only way to get her through the door is to grease her up and put a twinkie on the other side. ur all noobs at momma jokes
Posted: March 19th, 2007
yo momma is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdog
Posted: March 20th, 2007
the best one was the first one ok
Posted: March 20th, 2007
ur moms so fat she masterbates to a cook book
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat people can run a marathon aorund her
yo momma is so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomache lights up
yo momma is so fat she has to use a microwave for a beeper
yo momma is so stupid she tried to hang herself with a bungee cord
yo momma is so skinny for halloween she raped her self up in tin foil and when people asked her what she was going as she said a left over bread stick
ur so ugly when ur mum gave birth to you the doctor slapped ur mum
so many more but cant be assed to type em al up.. ne body wanna chat add me on msn dannidenise@hotmail.com
Posted: March 20th, 2007
oops i mean rapped not raped lool
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
Yo Momma so dum/stupid all her jokes she says about yo moma r better than all of urs cuz u guys all suck!
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so fat that she don need a computer because shes already worldwide!!lol i love this !! yo momma jokes rule!!!
Posted: March 25th, 2007
Yo momma so ugly that she went to have a makeover and it took 3 1/2 hours for an estimate
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo mamma is soo old she squirts powderd milk out her nipples
Posted: March 27th, 2007
your mom is powdered milk
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ur momma is so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
Posted: March 27th, 2007
waddy do shawty?
Posted: March 27th, 2007
I am going to kill you all
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ugly
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Ryan sucks
Posted: March 27th, 2007
ur momma is so fat i got on her and my ears popped
Posted: March 27th, 2007
charlie is retarded
Posted: March 27th, 2007
i m going to rape u!!!
Posted: March 27th, 2007
your momma soooooooo faaat and dumb when she went on the scale the doc said hey only one person at a time she replied sorry i think my son is in my belly button so that dont count
Posted: March 28th, 2007
yo momma luvs me
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly when she walk in the bank the camera turn off
Posted: April 4th, 2007
damn yo momma is so damn huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she asked for a water bed they threw a blanket over the ocean
Posted: April 5th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE BREAST FEEDS POWDER MILK
Posted: April 5th, 2007
IM THE BOMB IM NOT A MOM BUT U SUCK THE DICK OF SUDDAM
Posted: April 7th, 2007
You’re jokes are so wack, they stink like day old ass crack!!!
Posted: April 13th, 2007
youmomma is ugly and mymomma is beautiful
Posted: April 18th, 2007
yo momma is so poor that when she went to Mcdonalds she put a milkshake on layaway.
Posted: April 19th, 2007
YO MOMMA IZ SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY CONTEST THEY SED NO PROS! LOL IM SO GAY!
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
yo mom so stupid she thought dicky’s were condoms for kids
Posted: April 24th, 2007
yo moma so dum they said it was chilli out side and she went and got a spoon
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so stupid, I told her christmas as around the corner and she went looking for it.
PWNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so round and small i mistaken her for a apple
Posted: April 26th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and gt arested by the police
Posted: April 26th, 2007
YO MOMMA IZ SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT 2 A UGLY CONTEST THEY SED NO PROS!
yo mom so stupid she thought dicky’s were condoms for kids!
Yo momma was looking for your daddas nob and could not find it so i gave me a telescope and still could not find it!
Posted: April 26th, 2007
liam fishers very stange and gay
Posted: April 26th, 2007
mo jo jo jo
Posted: April 26th, 2007
When luke walters stood on a scale it gave me is mobile number!!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Lukes so stupid he shook hands with a bear.
Posted: April 26th, 2007
liam fisher is the pussiest in joseph leckie
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Well josh you are a donky dick sucker.
Posted: April 26th, 2007
Josh goes to joesph leckie and makes out with ashley his bf
Posted: April 26th, 2007
luke go home and suck your dads dick if hes got one.
Posted: April 29th, 2007
MY MUM IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR SHE GOT STUCK
MY MUM IS SO DUMB SHE LOCKED HERSELF IN THE TOILET AND PISSED HERSELF
THERE ALL TRUE
Posted: April 29th, 2007
I SUCK TRANI DICK AND SO DO U
Posted: April 29th, 2007
PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!
ON 3RD JULY 1999 A GIRL UNKNOWN WAS BRUTALY MURDERED HER SKIN RIPPED OFF AND ORGANS CUT OPEN KNOW U HAV READ DIS SHE WILL KILL U WITHIN 2 DAYS BUT IF COPY AND PASTE THIS 10 TIMES UR FAMILYAND U WILL SURVIVE
PS SORRY
Posted: April 29th, 2007
yall suck @ this.
Posted: April 29th, 2007
yall’s momms is so freakin fat that the doctor put her on weightwatcher before birth. lol
Posted: April 29th, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses billboards for picture frames
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo Momma’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat, she could turn into a Big Mac
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo Momma is so dumb, she only know’s the lyrics to Boogie Wonderland
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Yo Momma is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat, she turns into a double Quarter Pounder sandwich
Posted: May 1st, 2007
u r all so wak yh u fink ur bad but ur all sad. England RULES!!!!! srry had 2 gt dat in. ur mummas r like double deker busses u pay $2.50 to get on top. Bang Bang. England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 1st, 2007
is any 1 even wotchiun dis site
Posted: May 1st, 2007
Posted: May 3rd, 2007
Yo mamma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Posted: May 5th, 2007
errrr bruv des jkz bare dry mn
any wayz dis 1 da best yh
UR MUM SO UGLY ND DUMB SHE GOT HER FACE PIMPED NOT HER CAR
beat dat u fukas
Posted: May 5th, 2007
errrr bruv des jkz bare dry mn
any wayz dis 1 da best yh
UR MUM SO UGLY ND DUMB SHE GOT HER FACE PIMPED NOT HER CAR
beat dat u fukasewwwwwwww
Posted: May 5th, 2007
ur mom is so dumb nd ugly she got her faced pimped instead of getin her car pimped
hahahahaha
lol
hehe
Posted: May 5th, 2007
Jo Momma is like a light bulb . even a 4 yr old could turn her on
jo momma is so stupid, when i walked into her house i caught her staring for three hours cause the can said CONCENTRATE
Posted: May 6th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly rice krispies wont even talk to here
Posted: May 6th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
Posted: May 6th, 2007
yo mums so poor even tramps gives her money
yo mums so dum she sold her car 4 petrol
yo mums so fat she sat on the rainbow and scittels came out
Posted: May 6th, 2007
beat me come on
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur momma so poor she went to dollar tree and ask if they had a layaway
Posted: May 12th, 2007
u are so dutty when u asked me wat the ghetto woz i sed it waz u!!!!!
hi every1 anywayz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted: May 12th, 2007
a boy went home from football and needed a shower he went upstairs and his dad was in the shower the boy sed awwww dad i woz gonna have a shower and the dad replied u can come in wiv me as long as u dnt look down so he got in the shower and eventually he looked down and he said dad wats dat?
the dad replied its a aeroplane son now get out cuz u’ll get in trouble
so later that evening he went to get in the shower again but hi mom woz in der again the boy sed awwww mom i was gonna go in the shower and so the mum said look u can get in wiv me
Posted: May 12th, 2007
as long as u dont look up or down so eventually the boy looked down and first he looks up and said mum wat are those and the mom sed they are headlights
and then he looked down and sed mum wats dat and she replied a bush
so then the mom also told him to get out as he would have alos got into trouble
so he eventually got his shower and went to bed he got scared in the night so he went to his mum and dads room and sed mum dad can i come in with you?
and they replied yes as long as you dont look under the covers
so of course eventually he looked under the covers and he shouted…….
OH NO MUM THE AEROPLANE IS CRASHING INTO THE BUSH QUICK TURN ON UR HEADLIGHTS!!!!
hahahahahahahaha i love that joke…..xxxxxxxxx luv ya all
Posted: May 14th, 2007
THESE ARE THE BEAST JOKES UR GONNA SEE FOR A LONG TIME……….. ur mom is like a refrigerator, everybody puts their meat in her……….ur mom is like a t.v. even a 3 year-old could turn her on……………ur mom is like a one dollar bill she gets handled around tha world…………….ur mom is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in the closet………ur mom is like doorknob everyone gets a turn……ur mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always gettin laid by mexicans.
Posted: May 14th, 2007
sup everyone did u like dem jokes……..cuz i told u dey were the best u would see in a while……………well, anyway hope u like tha jokes above………………..peace out
Posted: May 15th, 2007
U suk
Posted: May 15th, 2007
*Yo mama so fat when she hopped on the scales it came up with her phone number
*Yo mama so fat she walked past my T.V and I missed Lord Of The Rings 3
*Yo mama so fat when she went to SeaWorld they tried to feed her fish
*Yo mama so fat her ass has got more crack than Bobby and Whitney
*Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t find a date on a calender
*Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets a fine for mooning
*Yo mama breath so bad she cant help talking S**T
*Yo mama breath so bad you ain’t black she just breathed on you alot
*Yo mama breath so bad if she was a Starwars charakter she wood beChewcaca
There are plenty more where that came from! So if you want to hear some more just E-Mail me
Posted: May 15th, 2007
yo mamma is so dumb she stole a free tampon
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Everybody can suck micheal jackson’s dick 4 a bill who submitted yo mamma jokes on here checkmode
Posted: May 24th, 2007
here are sum really freak 9/11 facts..
coincedence? MAKE UP UR OWN OPINIION
1 ) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an “11″
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.
Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1
scary huh??
NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED
Posted: May 25th, 2007
ggggggggggggggggggggggg
Posted: May 29th, 2007
ur moms so fat she sunk atlantic.
ur moms so fat she was the 1 who created stais every tim she steps on 1 in sinks a lil.
Posted: June 1st, 2007
yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and then trown in thegutter then she coems back for more
Posted: June 5th, 2007
yo mamma sooo fat that when she tried to go inside her house the people had to put a BIG bag of chips on the other side.
Posted: June 5th, 2007
yo mammas teeth soo yellow that when u turned the lights off u could still see light
Posted: June 6th, 2007
your momas so poor that your family eats cornflakes with a fork to save milk
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo Mail man so stupid when the bottom of the paper said “do not write below the line”he wroteOK
Posted: June 6th, 2007
yo mama so fat she Hoola hooped the super bowl
Posted: June 6th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she tossed all of her money in the water then an old man said What the f–k are you doing and she says just paying my water bill
Posted: June 11th, 2007
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Posted: June 12th, 2007
Words can’t even describe your mom!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Posted: June 12th, 2007
Yo mom so fat, she saw a school bus wit white kids and said TWINKEE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted: June 14th, 2007
all these jokes are mad funny…………………..not! these jokes are so stupid they make my mother look smart. luv you mom!!!!!
Posted: June 14th, 2007
yo momma so fat she tried to hoola hoop and it got lost in her back fat.
Posted: June 14th, 2007
ya mother is so ugly she makes my mother look good.hardyharhar
Posted: June 15th, 2007
Ur Momma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
Posted: June 15th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat to get her in the living room they had to grease the doorway and put a twinkie in the living room just to get her through.
Posted: June 16th, 2007
yo mama is so fat she was wearing a yellow coat walking down the stret and all the people said taxi
Posted: June 18th, 2007
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Posted: June 19th, 2007
ure mum so ugly she looked at the at the mirro n her reflection stucked the finger up her
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma gums are so black she gargles listerine and spites out rich chocolaty ovaltine
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she weres red all the kids scream kool-aid
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma though spell check is a credit union for ppl who cant spell good
Posted: June 20th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she shaves here leg with a lawn mower
Posted: June 20th, 2007
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Posted: June 20th, 2007
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Posted: June 22nd, 2007
yo mommas so fat her crack is the size of the grand canyon!!!
Posted: June 23rd, 2007
yo mamma is so ugly only one word can describe it, “eghwwwwww”
Posted: June 23rd, 2007
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Posted: June 24th, 2007
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Posted: June 24th, 2007
yo jokes so old dey caught up yo mamma
Posted: June 24th, 2007
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Posted: June 24th, 2007
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Posted: June 24th, 2007
yo momma so fat when i got done hitin it I rolled over twice and was still on the biiittttccchhh
Posted: June 25th, 2007
ur momma iz so fat all her realationships r long distance.
Posted: June 26th, 2007
Yo momma is so skinny and stupid she goes into the cracks and says, “Let me in”!!!!! haha first skinny joke and my last joke on here
Posted: June 26th, 2007
ur mamma is so fat when she bend over to a cop the cop arrested for selling crack
Posted: June 27th, 2007
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Posted: June 29th, 2007
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Posted: June 29th, 2007
yo momas so nasty she has more rappers in her than an ipod
Posted: July 1st, 2007
why u taking mik at of mums y not dads
Posted: July 1st, 2007
my mum is so disgusted with the jokes u should really stop it and she thinks it is really evencive about fat people
Posted: July 2nd, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she spent 20 minutes starring at a orange juice boottle because it said “concentrate”
Posted: July 2nd, 2007
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Posted: July 3rd, 2007
yo mama is so ugly when she look out the window she got arrested for mooning
Posted: July 3rd, 2007
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Posted: July 5th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she dont take pictures she takes posters
yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in the supermarket and straved
yo mamma so dumb she lock her self in furniture plus and slept on da floor
yo mamma so fat dat her shadow weighs 45 pounds
yo mamma so ugly……….. well look at u
yo mamma so dumb she got stabbed in a shott out
yo mamma so dumb she got knocked down by a parked car
and dis is my knocked out joke………….
everybody is a gift from God but GOD rapped yo mamma in a rush
Posted: July 7th, 2007
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Posted: July 7th, 2007
u bithes so ugly u make freedy look good
Posted: July 7th, 2007
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Posted: July 7th, 2007
u look like shite gone bad
Posted: July 7th, 2007
u bitches dont want to check chicken shit
Posted: July 7th, 2007
ur mama so ugly wen u were born they slaped her
Posted: July 7th, 2007
ur moma so fat she had to be continued on the front and back
Posted: July 7th, 2007
Hunter suck dick Bitch.Hunter i had sex with yo momma so many times im probly yo Daddy.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: July 7th, 2007
Anybody Going to Say Anything because i want to Know.you all suck man.im been dissing everybody.im going Diss all ya’ll once again cause i haven’t Got My challenge yet.YA’ll Momma’s so short when i told her to stand up she said i am.
ya’ll Momma’s so nasty when i come in her room look like she fighting with her toe nails.
Posted: July 7th, 2007
a that dude named sexy need to get the hell off this website.before i diss him.
Posted: July 7th, 2007
A swampa s When i think of yo momma i think of sasquatch,and King Kong.
Posted: July 8th, 2007
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Posted: July 8th, 2007
yo mamma is so dirty, that i knocked on her door and got herpes on each of my knuckles!!
Posted: July 9th, 2007
Austin G u Fag get the hell off this website and no im not white im mexican mixed black.o yooooooooooo momma so fat she at the buffet at the china in
Posted: July 10th, 2007
yo mamma so dum she has to wear white gloves just to eat a tootise rolls so
she wont eat her fingers.
Posted: July 11th, 2007
This is fact,yo mama’s wack,she needs a tic,not a tac,she needs the whole damn pack :]
Posted: July 11th, 2007
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock
Posted: July 11th, 2007
yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i asked her what she was doing she said moving!!!
Posted: July 11th, 2007
yo nana so ghetto she washes paper plates!!!
Posted: July 11th, 2007
yo mama so damn so old she used to gand bang with the flinstones and had an affair with captin caveman.
Posted: July 12th, 2007
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Posted: July 13th, 2007
ure mamma is so fat that wen she was swimming at the beach the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY
Posted: July 13th, 2007
Your mum is soo fat she ate my mum
Posted: July 14th, 2007
your mums soooo cheap she likes bumming cats
Posted: July 15th, 2007
your momma’s so old she has an autographed bible
Posted: July 15th, 2007
yo momma’s so dum she tried 2 drown a fish
Posted: July 16th, 2007
yo momma is just like a carwash, for $3.00 you could get her wet 4 times a day
Posted: July 16th, 2007
yo momma so fat she held her breath and started to float away
Posted: July 16th, 2007
yo momma so dark she layed in the street and the street cleaners tried to clean because they thought she was an oil spot
Posted: July 17th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when i whisperd Kool-aid she came crashing through the wall saying OH~YEAH!
Posted: July 21st, 2007
your mom got arrested outside of the local strip club for droppin down and getting her eagle on.
Posted: July 21st, 2007
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Posted: July 21st, 2007
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Posted: July 22nd, 2007
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Posted: July 24th, 2007
you momma so fat i say so fat she sat on a rainbow and out came skittles!!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
yo mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water!!
Posted: July 24th, 2007
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