487 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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1. 111
   Crash said:
   Posted: May 3rd, 2007

   Yo mamma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

2. 112
   pink diamond said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   errrr bruv des jkz bare dry mn
   any wayz dis 1 da best yh
   UR MUM SO UGLY ND DUMB SHE GOT HER FACE PIMPED NOT HER CAR
   beat dat u fukas

3. 113
   pink diamond said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   errrr bruv des jkz bare dry mn
   any wayz dis 1 da best yh
   UR MUM SO UGLY ND DUMB SHE GOT HER FACE PIMPED NOT HER CAR
   beat dat u fukasewwwwwwww

4. 114
   pink diamond said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   ur mom is so dumb nd ugly she got her faced pimped instead of getin her car pimped
   hahahahaha
   lol
   hehe

5. 115
   marina said:
   Posted: May 5th, 2007

   Jo Momma is like a light bulb . even a 4 yr old could turn her on

   jo momma is so stupid, when i walked into her house i caught her staring for three hours cause the can said CONCENTRATE

6. 116
   DJ said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly rice krispies wont even talk to here

7. 117
   DJ said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway

8. 118
   perfectnation said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   yo mums so poor even tramps gives her money
   yo mums so dum she sold her car 4 petrol
   yo mums so fat she sat on the rainbow and scittels came out

9. 119
   perfectnation said:
   Posted: May 6th, 2007

   beat me come on

10. 120
    unstopable said:
    Posted: May 10th, 2007

    ur momma so poor she went to dollar tree and ask if they had a layaway

11. 121
    warrior_princess said:
    Posted: May 12th, 2007

    u are so dutty when u asked me wat the ghetto woz i sed it waz u!!!!!

    hi every1 anywayz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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