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    warrior_princess said:

      a boy went home from football and needed a shower he went upstairs and his dad was in the shower the boy sed awwww dad i woz gonna have a shower and the dad replied u can come in wiv me as long as u dnt look down so he got in the shower and eventually he looked down and he said dad wats dat?

      the dad replied its a aeroplane son now get out cuz u’ll get in trouble

      so later that evening he went to get in the shower again but hi mom woz in der again the boy sed awwww mom i was gonna go in the shower and so the mum said look u can get in wiv me

  2. 123
    warrior_princess said:

      as long as u dont look up or down so eventually the boy looked down and first he looks up and said mum wat are those and the mom sed they are headlights

      and then he looked down and sed mum wats dat and she replied a bush

      so then the mom also told him to get out as he would have alos got into trouble

      so he eventually got his shower and went to bed he got scared in the night so he went to his mum and dads room and sed mum dad can i come in with you?

      and they replied yes as long as you dont look under the covers

      so of course eventually he looked under the covers and he shouted…….

      OH NO MUM THE AEROPLANE IS CRASHING INTO THE BUSH QUICK TURN ON UR HEADLIGHTS!!!!

      hahahahahahahaha i love that joke…..xxxxxxxxx luv ya all

  3. 124
    balla_23 said:

      THESE ARE THE BEAST JOKES UR GONNA SEE FOR A LONG TIME……….. ur mom is like a refrigerator, everybody puts their meat in her……….ur mom is like a t.v. even a 3 year-old could turn her on……………ur mom is like a one dollar bill she gets handled around tha world…………….ur mom is like a vacum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and then gets laid in the closet………ur mom is like doorknob everyone gets a turn……ur mom is like a brick flat on both sides and always gettin laid by mexicans.

  4. 125
    balla_23 said:

      sup everyone did u like dem jokes……..cuz i told u dey were the best u would see in a while……………well, anyway hope u like tha jokes above………………..peace out

  5. 126
    Jacob said:

      U suk

  6. 127
    Jokemasta 101 said:

      *Yo mama so fat when she hopped on the scales it came up with her phone number
      *Yo mama so fat she walked past my T.V and I missed Lord Of The Rings 3
      *Yo mama so fat when she went to SeaWorld they tried to feed her fish
      *Yo mama so fat her ass has got more crack than Bobby and Whitney
      *Yo mama so ugly she couldn’t find a date on a calender
      *Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets a fine for mooning
      *Yo mama breath so bad she cant help talking S**T
      *Yo mama breath so bad you ain’t black she just breathed on you alot
      *Yo mama breath so bad if she was a Starwars charakter she wood beChewcaca

      There are plenty more where that came from! So if you want to hear some more just E-Mail me

  7. 128
    Shaun said:

      yo mamma is so dumb she stole a free tampon

  8. 129
    Anonymous said:

      Everybody can suck micheal jackson’s dick 4 a bill who submitted yo mamma jokes on here checkmode

  9. 130
    Very fricking scary said:

      here are sum really freak 9/11 facts..
      coincedence? MAKE UP UR OWN OPINIION

      1 ) New York City has 11 letters

      2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

      3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

      4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

      5) The two twin towers make an “11″

      This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

      1) New York is the 11th state.

      2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number

      11.

      3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

      4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

      6+5 = 11

      5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

      6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

      9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
      1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

      Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

      3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

      4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers

      incident.

      Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
      Now this is where things get totally eerie:

      The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic

      holy book:

      “For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”

      That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

      Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

      Open Microsoft Word and do the following(TRY THIS FOR REAL)

      1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first

      plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

      2. Highlight the Q33 NY

      3. Change the font size to 48.

      4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

      scary huh??

      NOW REPOST THIS WITHIN 911 SECONDS WITH THE TITLE “Weird 9/11 facts ” OR YOUR FAMILY’S NEXT PLANE TRIP WILL BE SHORTER THAN EXPECTED

  10. 131
    victor said:

      ggggggggggggggggggggggg

  11. 132
    haylea said:

      ur moms so fat she sunk atlantic.
      ur moms so fat she was the 1 who created stais every tim she steps on 1 in sinks a lil.

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