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    JAMES said:

      ure mamma is so fat that wen she was swimming at the beach the whales started to sing WE ARE FAMILY

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    Anonymous said:

      Your mum is soo fat she ate my mum

  4. 202
    Anonymous said:

      your mums soooo cheap she likes bumming cats

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    ethan said:

      your momma’s so old she has an autographed bible

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    ethan said:

      yo momma’s so dum she tried 2 drown a fish

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    anonymous said:

      yo momma is just like a carwash, for $3.00 you could get her wet 4 times a day

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    anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat she held her breath and started to float away

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    anonymous said:

      yo momma so dark she layed in the street and the street cleaners tried to clean because they thought she was an oil spot

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    Rebecca W said:

      Yo momma so fat when i whisperd Kool-aid she came crashing through the wall saying OH~YEAH!

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    Anonymous said:

      your mom got arrested outside of the local strip club for droppin down and getting her eagle on.

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