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463 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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  1. 12
    BUt lick said:

      your momms is so fat she put a half cup of water in the bath tub and it overflowed

  2. 13
    baller said:

      yo momma is so old her birth surtificate is in roman numerals. yo momma is so stupid if her braincells were gas sge wouldnt have enough to power a flea mobile around the inside of a fruitloop

  3. 14
    Anonymous said:

      I LIKE PIE,POTATOES,AND APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 15
    chris a said:

      yo momma so stupid she shoved a battery up her but and said i have the power

  5. 16
    chris a said:

      yo daddy so short he still gets invited to micheal jacksons house

  6. 17
    chris a said:

      yo momma so dum she tried to drown a gold fish

  7. 18
    chris a said:

      yo momma so old when she breastfeeds powder comes out

  8. 19
    chris a said:

      yo momma so poor her front and back doors r on the same hinges

  9. 20
    bob said:

      all those jokes suck there not funny at all

  10. 21
    bob said:

      how many of you guys like nfl football my favorite team is the kc chiefs

  11. 22
    trent green] said:

      and that kid that wrote i like pie is a dumb ass hi name is chris a check it out

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