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523 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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  1. 265
    lil man from da hood said:

      your momma is so ugly that your dad had to take her to work so he didnt have to kiss her good bye…

  2. 266
    lil man from da hood said:

      Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.

  3. 267
    Taylor Lavon said:

      Yo Mamma So Stupid,….
      She Sits On Tha T.V. And Watches The Couch!!!!

      yo mammas so fat that when she got on the scale it said one at a time please!!!!

  4. 268
    pimp910 said:

      yo mom so poor she got Pregnant for the free milk

  5. 269
    B&C said:

      ure momma is so stupid she thought cheerios were donut seeds. ure momma is so blck it looks like shes swimming in soy sauce. ure momma is so stinky she had to creep up on the bath water.

  6. 270
    D RIZAL said:

      WEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YO MOMMA SO ULGY WHE HETTLER TRIED TO THROW HER IN A FIRE THE FIRE RAN OFF

  7. 271
    tnojr apzlcrsgk said:

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  8. 272
    cracker killer said:

      fuq all yall crackers
      all yall honkies, pinkey, rednecks, what ever yall are
      fuq yall

  9. 273
    gygyggyyy said:

      yo moms like a vacum cleaner she sucks,blows,an gets layed in the closet

  10. 274
    gygyggyyy said:

      yo mom iz so fat all her relationships are long distance

  11. 275
    gygyggyyy said:

      yo mom is so stuipid she walked into a bar and the bartender said drinks are on the house so she went home to get her ladder

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