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503 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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  1. 309
    IZZY said:

      Your Mamma Is So Fat That When She Saw A Yellow School Bus With White People On It She Yelled “STOP THAT TWINKIE”

  2. 310
    momma said:

      ur momma is so fat wen she went to the laundre the sais sorry we dont wash curtains

  3. 311
    mitch said:

      ur mum is so fat she sweats mayonaise safe on that 1

  4. 312
    twiddle dee said:

      your momma so ugly cops stopped by and arrested you for lettin her out in public!

  5. 313
    mummo pops said:

      ur mommas so dum she broke into asda and died of hunger

  6. 314
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo mama so fat i ran around her 2 times and i got lost the 2 time.

  7. 315
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets.

  8. 316
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo mamas so ugly when she threw a boomorang it never came back.

  9. 317
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo daddys so ugly Michale Jackson dose not even like him.

  10. 318
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo mamas so ugly in the car the kids do not say are we there yet they just say is she dead yet.

  11. 319
    jordan nason grade 3 miss knolls class said:

      yo mamas like a door knob every one gets a turn.

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