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463 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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    trent green] said:

      so is any body gong to say any thing i whant ot know what your guys favorite nfl teams are and also your favorite collage team is

  2. 24
    Danny said:

      Yo mamma is so poor she hs two tv’s one for color and one for sound.

  3. 25
    Anonymous said:

      yo momma so fat her stretch marks look like bear attacks.

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    the only women on here said:

      heyy you guys i think this is a joke board so either leave jokes or get the hell off!! oh and by the way your momma’s so poor see watches tv on an etch-a-sketch! in your face bitichs

  5. 27
    the only women on here said:

      sorry i spelled bitxh wrong!!!

  6. 28
    the only women on here said:

      your momma so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk

  7. 29
    the only women on here said:

      your momma so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers

  8. 30
    the only women on here said:

      your momma so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box damn i’m on fire!!! :)

  9. 31
    gangsta to da core said:

      all da jokes r LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 32
    Rick said:

      Yo momma is sooo fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family so come with me to our last party.” BEAT THAT BITCHES

  11. 33
    Rick said:

      BOB is A BOBBLE HEAD becuase he likes to bob on my dick

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