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    jo roka said:

      your moms so fat marathon runners run round her 4 exersize

  2. 332
    jo roka said:

      your moms so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see was on the other side

  3. 333
    jo roka said:

      your moms so dumb she made a sign sayin toilet out of use use floor below

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    phsyco said:

      yo mama so hairy her baby was a monkey

  5. 335
    phsyco said:

      yo mamma so stupid that she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  6. 336
    kenndaaL ; said:

      yo momma like a toliet: white, dirty, and smells like shit

  7. 337
    kenndaaL ; said:

      yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

  8. 338
    kenndaaL ; said:

      yo momma like spoiled milk: white and chunky !

  9. 339
    kenndaaL ; said:

      yo momma so stupid when we say ” where’s our kool aid ? ” she comes running through our wall…(i know stupid lol)

  10. 340
    kenndaaL ; said:

      yo momma so lazy she has a remote oproarter to opriate her remote.

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    Anonymous said:

      yo mommas so stupid she put saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

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