- Ya mum is so fat, when I was on top of her last night I burned my
arse on the lightbulb
- Ya mum is so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss the whole of
the news.
- Ya mum is so fat, when she got on the scales it said ‘To be
continued…’
- Ya mum is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to
everyone.
- Ya mum is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep
trying to get up again.
- Ya mum is so fat, when I went to cook her dinner I put my back out.
- Ya mum is so fat, she’s got snow on her head. Even in the summer.
- Ya mum is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to
death,
- Ya mum is so ugly she walked in to a haunted house and she coame
back out with an application.
- Ya mum is so fat when God said let there be light she had to move!
- Ya Mum is so stupid i told her drinks were on the house… so she
went and got a ladder…
- Ya mums so fat wen i did her last nite i rolled over 3 times and wa still on top..
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo momma so fat she made godzilla look like an action figure
Posted: February 9th, 2008
yo momma so dumb she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order
Posted: February 11th, 2008
ur momma’s like a vacoume cleaner she sucks she blows and goes back in the closet
Posted: February 17th, 2008
Your is so fat that her jean brand is FA jeans: fat ass jeans
Posted: February 17th, 2008
Your mamma is so fat that her jean brand is FA jeans: fat ass jeans
Posted: February 21st, 2008
yo mumma so dirty i was talking to her on msn and courght a STD !!!
ur mumma is so dum she got locked in a tolit and pissed herself
ur mumma so fat she got baptised in gravey x
we win
Posted: February 21st, 2008
Yor moms so fat when i was on top of her last night, i burnt my arse on the lightbulb hahahahahahaha
We rock
Posted: February 21st, 2008
- Ya mum is so fat, when I was on top of her last night I burned my
arse on the lightbulb
- Ya mum is so fat, when she walks past the TV you miss the whole of
the news.
- Ya mum is so fat, when she got on the scales it said ‘To be
continued…’
- Ya mum is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to
everyone.
- Ya mum is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep
trying to get up again.
- Ya mum is so fat, when I went to cook her dinner I put my back out.
- Ya mum is so fat, she’s got snow on her head. Even in the summer.
- Ya mum is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to
death,
- Ya mum is so ugly she walked in to a haunted house and she coame
back out with an application.
- Ya mum is so fat when God said let there be light she had to move!
- Ya Mum is so stupid i told her drinks were on the house… so she
went and got a ladder…
- Ya mums so fat wen i did her last nite i rolled over 3 times and wa still on top..
xox
Posted: February 21st, 2008
ur mumma is so dum she sat on the tv and watched the sofa
ur mumma is so fat she gets to sit next to evry1 in class
ur mumma is so dum she got locked in a supper market and died of hunger
ur mumma so fat she is the mother off all wight wales
Posted: February 25th, 2008
ur momma so ugly her fat fell
Posted: February 25th, 2008
ur momma so fat she a man a cross the street and said it is very chilli out here and she ran outside with a bowl ans a spoon.