637 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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   chris said:
   Posted: March 5th, 2008

   islah the crackhead i aint calling u but yo momma so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on the bathroom scale!!!! top that punks

2. 376
   lexie said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2008

   yo momma so fat people said damn its shammo im the water

3. 377
   lexie said:
   Posted: March 6th, 2008

   yo moma so stuip suck ur dick

4. 378
   A$$|¢ said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2008

   this is crap

5. 379
   keylashae said:
   Posted: March 10th, 2008

   ur momma so fat that she thought the school bus was a twinkie
   ur momma so ugly that ur dad mistaken her for a five hundred pound gorilla

6. 380
   Snake and chemik said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow she blew out skittles! =]

7. 381
   49ers said:
   Posted: March 12th, 2008

   kc chefs suk all bout niners

8. 382
   person who pwns persons (captin poptarts) said:
   Posted: March 13th, 2008

   Your Momma So Stupid When The Door Bell Rang She Opended The MicroWave o thts rite i went there

9. 383
   hommie said:
   Posted: March 16th, 2008

   ur momma is so fat when the door bell rang she went to the microwave……………

10. 384
    cj said:
    Posted: March 17th, 2008

    yo mama is like a whack-a-mole—50 cents a bang

11. 385
    ur momma said:
    Posted: March 17th, 2008

    yo moma is gay nd she is soooo fat then wen she jumps for joyyyyyyyyy she got stuck

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