637 Responses to “Yo Mamma Jokes - Cause My Momma Rocks!”

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1. 397
   razor said:
   Posted: March 26th, 2008

   yo mamma is so ugly you took her to the emergency room and they said the vet is down the road.

2. 398
   CHiNO said:
   Posted: March 29th, 2008

   YUR MOM TEETH ARE SO YELLOW DEY GLOW IN THA DARK

3. 399
   your mum said:
   Posted: March 31st, 2008

   your mum is so ugly she wlalked into a haunted house and came out with a job application

4. 400
   your mum said:
   Posted: March 31st, 2008

   your mum is so fat the only words of the alpahbet she knows is K.F.C.

5. 401
   your mum said:
   Posted: March 31st, 2008

   your mum’s so dumb is saw her talking into a postbox i said what r u doing she said sending voicemail

6. 402
   your mum said:
   Posted: March 31st, 2008

   your so poor isaw u kicking a tin can across the road i asked whats up?
   you said i’m moving house

7. 403
   your mum said:
   Posted: March 31st, 2008

   your mum’s so fat she lives A-R-O-U-N-D the house

8. 404
   ifle said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2008

   ur moms chest hair

9. 405
   C&P said:
   Posted: April 10th, 2008

   yo momma so disgustin’ that when she is on top she rides dirty!

10. 406
    by sachin nahar said:
    Posted: April 12th, 2008

    ur momma so dum she bought a dounut from the shop the next day she complained that there was a hole in it

11. 407
    drane said:
    Posted: April 12th, 2008

    ur mommas so fattttttttttttttttttttttt!when she ran down da street car aarlams when off.hahahaha beats all ur fukin mama jokes hah dum asses.u all can kiss ma shiny metal ass!up urs chumpettes!BANG BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARSENAL 4 EVAH.PEACE

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